Had a lot of IRL responsibilities these past few weeks, but coded whenever I had free time. When posting fails, you no longer lose the contents of your post. Instead, you are presented with the post form again, so you may fix it and resubmit without having to hit the back button. I am certainly behind where I wanted to be, as I'm still merely doing post validation, and after that comes inserting a post in the database which is hard work too. But every day we get closer to our much needed reboot and reopening to outlanders.
ASSASSINS EVERYWHERE! BE PARANOID, THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU! You don't think it's going to happen to you - that YOUR own local store, that you go every day, will be serving you poison, but you're DUMB. Now, we all know that your FOOD contains all sorts of poisons that they try to cram in their to serve their dark masters, and so that's why you sought refuge in your local HEALTH food store to survive, BUT NO! THERE ARE CLUMPS OF POO STILL FLOATING AROUND IN MY DRINKS, AND THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE!! Little brown fucking CLUMPS! Sometimes they're BLACK and they SMEAR! YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SAFE! Well, listen good, assassins, because I'm going to track you down, and when I find you, I'm going to NOT BUY YOUR SHIT EVER AGAIN! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME! I! AM! GOING! TO! LIVE! DAMNIT!
At first I wouldn't believe it, but it all makes sense after I thought about it: My mom's always nagging on me to get myself a job, saying I gotta earn money. ...and so today I looked at her - really looked at her - across the dinner table, and I don't know if that nose has always been that big or what, but it's just not normal. ...and so I asked "Mom? What happened to your nose?" and mom was like "Oy vey, goyim, don't you talk about my beautiful nose like that.". ...and so I panicked and ran. Behind me I could hear the creature that I thought had been my mother rummaging through the kitchen drawers for a knife to circumsize me with, and so I bolted into the bathroom and locked myself inside. I'm typing this on my phone. My "mother" is right now outside the door, going "I'm kinda worried for you, sweetheart. You might be having one of those paranoid schizophrenic breaks that the doctor warned you about.", but who invented doctors? That's right: The jews did! Jesus, who invented PHONES?! Gotta go! Gotta flush this thing before it cuts off my non-jewish dick! Jesus, the toilet! There's a jew squeezing its way up the toilet!
General occultism thread. What is your knowledge, your opinions? Is it just ritualised self-improvement, or does it have actual supernatural stuff going on? Have you tried anything? Post-modern magic. Not even once?
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Kinda off-topic, but I found this video while perusing youtube, many of the points he makes I can sympathize with. Do any of you guys feel the same frustration with being awake? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gBna3zozRo
Am I the only one who thinks the recent string of 2016 celebrity deaths is some kind of human sacrifice conspiracy or maybe there is some other connection besides mere coincidence? Call me a tinfoil head but I'm just a little disturbed by the coincidences among it all. Like 2 or 3 of them died at 69 of cancer. I'm aware this isn't consistent with all the deaths, but a good number did indeed die of cancer. One person was found dead in their prison cell and their investigating whether or not was a suicide. Another person died at 31. They experienced sudden abdominal pain, went to the hospital and then they were dead. The number 69 looks like the astrological symbol for cancer, so that also intrigued me. I dunno. I'm not claiming to know much; I'm quite ready to be called a retard but I just wanted some opinions. Maybe it's the weed, maybe other people also feel like something's up. Here's a link to a list of these deaths. It's an Inquisitr article but it's a starting point. http://www.inquisitr.com/2707484/celebrities-who-have-died-in-2016-alan-rickman-adds-to-quickly-growing-list/
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