It is time for a new /b/admin. We've had a few of them in the past. Some doxxed themselves and I let them go, some just didn't work out, and I'm not sure what happened to the very last one. If the discord admin is someone who enjoys something like 4chan's old /b/, I would give the board to him, since he seems like someone that cares and puts work into things, given what he did with our discord. If he is not interested, I will give it to a random pun anon and let's hope he does a good job. And if there are people who strongly want to /b/admin even if discord admin wants as well, I can do some sort of lottery to see who wins. What I can't do right now is have multiple mods for /b/ at this moment, it would not work well due to a lack of mod audit tool. In the past, I kinda tried letting badmins sort their own rules, and just asked to try and make something that rewards creativity, but I felt the rules were always messy and not objective. So this time I'm handing down the rules I feel work well with an official /b/ board, and ask that the admin respects it: >1) On topic threads are for creative content. Someone saying something that wasn't said before, someone asking users to post cows on fish chan, people making their own variations of some image. Anything that is creative or inspires people to be creative. As philosoraptor says, it can't be called random if it is always the same threads and reposts. >2) Anything else is off topic. Political discussions, talking about people (especially if in romantic or sexual manner), waifus, personal blog posts, requests. This is to ensure we never end like 4chan's /b/, which was once the main board now has become a boring place for posting porn.
>>25855 >You don't get it dood. We're all waiting until you either die or give up and fuck off. No one wants to be associated with a site with your low tier posting. Again with the "It's not me - it's the jews!" shit. Nobody's buying your narrative, dumbass. We all know that you're just a lazy bum who didn't post shit before I got here, and still won't post shit if I'd leave. Stop being an insult to whites. > just remove /pol/ from the official board list >You didn't need to post a whole paragraph to just request this. >We all know what (((your))) assignment is here, kike shill. I can just picture you at the grave of /pol/ going "NOOO!!! Not /pol/! I had so many quality posts to post! I would make it beautiful, but the jews ruined it for me! I'm not a lazy slob - it's the jews!".
You won't notice her at first. They won't let you, because they don't want you to worry. ...but it starts with the mentions - the acknowledging of her existence, somewhere off far away. You are shown her knives, but you don't understand what they mean. You hear about her feeding on the news. She's in your city, feeding on strangers. You hear your parents' friends fall victim to her, because she is closer now. One by one she rips open the throats of the world: Your pop idols. The newscaster. Until you find her feeding on your father, in your very home. ...and you begin to understand that it's you that she's coming for. She just has to eat a few of your friends first, along with your mother. ...and the sky falls into darkness as the world is consumed, one building at a time, and now you understand her knives, along with all her tools, and what you were always meant to be, from your very birth: Cattle. Food. Dead. ...and it looks so silly now: All those little lies that you were told, along with all the truths, because when she eats you, none of them will matter. There is no greater god than Kali. You'll come to understand that soon enough.
It is the deprived that are the enlightened ones, for everything taken away, is replaced by its absence, and in this absence is Kali. I have seen her face so many times at this point, that I feel like I'm immortal. So many attempts on my life that I've lost count. So many suicide attempts. ...and with every piece of me she takes, she leaves in its wake a bouquet of black roses. ...and all that I can give her in return, is the taste of my flesh. I hope she finds me pleasing.
This... ...is a glass of water. This is why I pity you humans. I'm sitting here with a glass of HOLY water in front of me. As a holy entity I drink maybe four of these every day in order to cleanse myself of impurities and heal any wounds I might have. ...and it feels like drinking liquid heaven - like the purest of murders. It feels like breathing clean air. Oh, hold on - let me drink another glass... Mmmm... It feels like cool, heavenly love cum down my throat. Fuck, man... I pity you who drink regular water. Empty, worthless water, without the essence of heaven in it. Your lives must be terrible. I mean I still remember the fucking leg pain from when I was forced to be mortal, and that's just... ...miserable. I understand why you'd kill yourselves - that's no way to live. Well, back to my holy water - something I have, and you don't. <3
No, let me tell you something about holy water: Humanity is imperfection. All those little thoughts in your head that you cherish so much, they will be cured. They will be completed into perfect understanding, or pissed out as waste, until you start to glow with fucking spiritus sancti. ...and you'll find yourself being something more than human, and how you're leaving the slow lethal grind of mortality behind. With drugs, maybe you can feel good, or feel like you're enlightened, but with holy water, you actually BECOME blessed. With weed you just become an idiot - fuck weed. Fuck all those idiot-drugs, and just know that you'll probably never know the taste of heaven.
...and I told my doctor today - my new doctor - that I don't need to take my medication, because I'm an angel. ...and naturally, since she's one of those fresh-out-of-medschool types, she just told me that she didn't believe in angels, and that I only had ten years left to live. These doctors, they're so narrowminded. ...but they have to be - I get that. If they admit that they believe in angels, they'll get fired! ...and so all they believe in, is their approved medications, "tested by science" and all that. It doesn't matter how much I describe heaven to them - they'll just think I'm crazy. Humans are so stupid sometimes. She was nice, though - I shouldn't complain. ...so guys, science is great and all, but don't forget that there's lots of things outside science as well. Well, back to my holy water...
I have stated before that pedophilia is a sort of linchpin. ...but what if we just do tons of drugs, and start "opening our minds to the cosmos", or some shit? I think that, on a mental level, pedophiles are the anchient guardians of sanity itself. Once you reject pedophilia as virtuous, whatever you try to adapt in its place, won't make any sense, and will seed a derangement in you, that will ultimately crack your sanity and drive you insane. Just look at Skeptic: He said that pedos would go die, and what followed is just utter nonsense. Once you reject pedophilia, insanity is next. It is the foundation of sanity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh-at8vj9oE
It could also be that some cosmic entity bestows wisdom on some people, but if they reject something as virtuous as pedophilia, saying that children can never truly be loved, that entity would withdraw the wisdom from these people, and reduce them to babbling idiots.
ASSASSINS EVERYWHERE! BE PARANOID, THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU! You don't think it's going to happen to you - that YOUR own local store, that you go every day, will be serving you poison, but you're DUMB. Now, we all know that your FOOD contains all sorts of poisons that they try to cram in their to serve their dark masters, and so that's why you sought refuge in your local HEALTH food store to survive, BUT NO! THERE ARE CLUMPS OF POO STILL FLOATING AROUND IN MY DRINKS, AND THEY'RE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE!! Little brown fucking CLUMPS! Sometimes they're BLACK and they SMEAR! YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE SAFE! Well, listen good, assassins, because I'm going to track you down, and when I find you, I'm going to NOT BUY YOUR SHIT EVER AGAIN! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME! I! AM! GOING! TO! LIVE! DAMNIT!
At first I wouldn't believe it, but it all makes sense after I thought about it: My mom's always nagging on me to get myself a job, saying I gotta earn money. ...and so today I looked at her - really looked at her - across the dinner table, and I don't know if that nose has always been that big or what, but it's just not normal. ...and so I asked "Mom? What happened to your nose?" and mom was like "Oy vey, goyim, don't you talk about my beautiful nose like that.". ...and so I panicked and ran. Behind me I could hear the creature that I thought had been my mother rummaging through the kitchen drawers for a knife to circumsize me with, and so I bolted into the bathroom and locked myself inside. I'm typing this on my phone. My "mother" is right now outside the door, going "I'm kinda worried for you, sweetheart. You might be having one of those paranoid schizophrenic breaks that the doctor warned you about.", but who invented doctors? That's right: The jews did! Jesus, who invented PHONES?! Gotta go! Gotta flush this thing before it cuts off my non-jewish dick! Jesus, the toilet! There's a jew squeezing its way up the toilet!
>>1050 One last post before I kill my mum.. If there were showers, and drains, why didn't the gas travel into other buildings connected to the same sewer?
>>1051 The Jews! Don't you know anything?
General occultism thread. What is your knowledge, your opinions? Is it just ritualised self-improvement, or does it have actual supernatural stuff going on? Have you tried anything? Post-modern magic. Not even once?
Checkout my clips, I'll tell you everything https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnqUEbnfbt61iecCRL6mHOw/videos
Hello there users of 4chan, I am a representative of the ISN and I have been assigned with initiating a collaborative effort with members who have information regarding the actions of Cicada 3301. There are only so many details I am able to part with though the end goal is to locate some form of organisation through the smoke and mirrors of their recruitment methods. As of now we do not have any form of reward for such collaboration aside from exclusive, first hand experience. If we are satisfied with your abilities, we may be flying more educated members to us. The knowledge of this operation is not classified but the details of it are, and will be protected accordingly. Any interested individuals, please leave information below. We have our own archive so we will be watching for information that may not be in circulation.
Why are you all speaking English? This is Hispachan, pinche gabacho's
>>304 This is NSAChan, WTF...
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
>>304 I want to smoke whatever the fuck this guy, or bitch, is smoking. >>304
they're looking for memers, man. Want to put a framework around mu. No biggie. Maybe they want to dream together, but if you're here like us you probably prefer dreaming alone. the ending of the words is ALMSIVI
Kinda off-topic, but I found this video while perusing youtube, many of the points he makes I can sympathize with. Do any of you guys feel the same frustration with being awake? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gBna3zozRo
i'm done with people. specialy mudskins chinks and jews the ones who cause the problems. fire up the ovens. plus i hate arbritrary laws against my sexuality. everyone can fuck anything but me? bullshit.
>>1047 So edgy.
What do you guys know about Satanism?
>>985 >Replying to a thread this old Trying to get your post count up? lol
>>988 yeah, now it's +2 thanks
>>985 what book ?
What was the name of that book that was left out of the end of the bible? 'The Apocrypha' I think
is http://deoxy.org/ dead, their email doesn't seem to work
link in readme dead
How to find someone with a private library of grimoires and such??
>>362 I highly recommend Match.com, shit takes a little while but it works, and easy to see if they'll be normie fuckwit or someone with two brain cells to rub together
Am I the only one who thinks the recent string of 2016 celebrity deaths is some kind of human sacrifice conspiracy or maybe there is some other connection besides mere coincidence? Call me a tinfoil head but I'm just a little disturbed by the coincidences among it all. Like 2 or 3 of them died at 69 of cancer. I'm aware this isn't consistent with all the deaths, but a good number did indeed die of cancer. One person was found dead in their prison cell and their investigating whether or not was a suicide. Another person died at 31. They experienced sudden abdominal pain, went to the hospital and then they were dead. The number 69 looks like the astrological symbol for cancer, so that also intrigued me. I dunno. I'm not claiming to know much; I'm quite ready to be called a retard but I just wanted some opinions. Maybe it's the weed, maybe other people also feel like something's up. Here's a link to a list of these deaths. It's an Inquisitr article but it's a starting point. http://www.inquisitr.com/2707484/celebrities-who-have-died-in-2016-alan-rickman-adds-to-quickly-growing-list/
>>333 idk man. i need the post count tho