Let's continue to follow the Twitter life of Spoony. (The previous thread in /b/ ( https://enrive.org/b/thread/232333 ) was moved to off topic for absolutely no good reason, and that's exactly why /p/ exists.) You know, every time I read shit like this, I ask myself how April is taking this. If she's even still with him, then either she has to be the most exceptional gem of a woman, who singlehandedly proves every misogynist wrong by sticking by her man no matter what, or she just doesn't give a fuck, and just leaves him to stu in his own rot while she's playing Everquest, proving every misogynist right. Either she's the cause of this, or she's enabling him through pity sex. ...because I sure as hell wouldn't put up with this amount of bullshit as a significant other, and every single woman I've ever dated has dumped me for way, way less than this. April's and Spoony's Twitter feeds are like night and day. April's feeds are just normal and carefree. She takes walks with Oreo in the sun, and everything is happy. They share a dog, but it's like Spoony doesn't even exist - like she buried him alive somewhere.
I suffer from chronic crippling depression as well, but instead of whining, I find ways like this, to deal with it: "I struggle a little (a lot) with things like "good habits" and "productivity". Recently a friend showed me an app that has been helping me though: it's called Habitica, and it turns chores and habits into an RPG! You get XP, earn gold, have a sprite avatar you can find armor for- -You can collect eggs that hatch into pets, and if you feed them enough they can become mounts (ride your zombie wolf or cactus or skeleton-fox into battle! Just be careful on the cactus. Ow.) Level up, distribute stats, choose a class, join a party... It's a weird, fun motivator" - April Von Lon (@AprilVonLon) Nov 20 Funny how there's not even a mention of April having shown this to Spoony. I imagine pic related is how they'll find him, and it's going to turn out that he died five years ago. "...but then who was tweet?!" April is the reason why I don't have a TV.
Spoony is actually streaming more than he used to, but I've also noticed something about his streams: He doesn't look at all depressed. In fact, he was known for his extrovert freakouts, because those were like a special talent that we loved him for, but now he's just a normal boring let'splayer who quips every once in a while. The guy is TOO sane, and yet he complains on Twitter about nightmares and daymares. If you had those, you'd look mangled and disheveled on cam. ...so I think Spoony is shamelessly faking it. Lots of people do at this point. Aside from Spoony's own tweets, there's just nothing indicating that there's anything wrong with him.
...but let's talk about "the people who are so cruel and faithless": Angry Joe, Jimquisition, and other people, are running laps around Spoony. They've left Spoony in the dust, and I completely understand if they don't want him around anymore: They've proven themselves to be better people than him - than he ever COULD be. Almost every single day they keep up with the latest news. You could argue that you don't like them on a personal level, but you can't argue with their productiveness. Spoony just doesn't deserve friends - at least not the rest of Channel Awesome. He has no right to whine about how they don't want to see him anymore - he would probably do the same thing if the roles were reversed.
...and as for the rest of his fans being "cruel and faithless", I've never seen a more supportive fanbase than his, in the face of HIM being cruel and faithless to them pretty much nonstop. He seem to think that he DESERVES sympathy; that it's some kind of a RIGHT; that he can just lie in his bed and feed on people's concern, with no pressure to take personal responsibility. This adult baby pisses me off so fucking much.
So Spoony finally caved into playing co-op, with his mod JacksonJin, and things seemed to be going just great. JacksonJin has always been known for his respect of Spoony. ...and then today, we get this: "I just don't see how I'll ever feel any better. I've been so used and deceived I'm always going to feel stupid and worthless, and deservedly so." Maybe this doesn't refer to JacksonJin, but you'd think that Spoony would at least feel SOME kind of trust toward people after this, and not LESS. I don't understand where Spoony is coming from at all. At no point, to my knowledge, has anybody used him to any degree. Maybe some rapeplay with a strapon, courtesy of April, could serve as therapy, because this "man" seems to have an urgent need for being a victim. "I've been trying to get myself psyched to go back on livestream for days now, but my mood is so relentlessly poor I can't even fake having a good time anymore." Is April cucking him or something? I mean she probably should, but is that's what's going on here?
>>65 Spoony is behaving like a complete woman, completely unable to fix his own problems. It's remarkable. At this point April must be a necrophiliac in order to still want him, 'cause this guy's already dead. April, we're here for you. If you want a hard, firm, eager dick (or five) to cum inside you, then we'll set up a dating service here on Enrive. We're sorry for your loss. Let's make babies together. Yes, we're all pedophiles here, but compared to Spoony, we'll rock your world. Join the dark side. The dicks are hard here.
They're saying that April left Spoony, but the post that they're referring to is likely fake. I've never seen him post it and I can't find it in his feed. It would have to have been recently too, since April has been walking Spoony's dog, that is still at Spoony's house. ...which brings me to the question if he really is losing his house like they claim too. Not only are nazis are pathological liars, but Spoony would have said something if he'd be losing his house, because that's what he does: He whines about how bad things are, and then people give him more money. Right now he seems to be happy, though: He's roleplaying again. It's not a job, but it's not sitting in a corner crying either.
No, I should have trusted the nazis: April has left the building. This explains Spoony's recent "grief". I'm actually happy for April. She did the right thing. I don't know what will become of Spoony now, but they tell me that change is a good thing. Hopefully April, and her magical soul-sucking succubus vagina, was the one killing his inspiration, and it's all videos from here. ...or her magical fairy vagina was all that kept him alive, and he'll kill himself, or become homeless, which isn't that much of a drop in videos or inspiration. Either way, we will know her vagina soon enough, I guess. I hope she finds the big, handsome bull of her dreams, and that Spoony finally sees the light and starts chasing young schoolgirls like a sane middleaged person.
...and my Spoony saying "Why don't you make a VIDEO about it?" still holds true here: Even if Spoony would cry on camera over losing April, that would still be a Spoony video. That would still be the guy we knew and loved sharing his feels about something. ...but no, instead we get a little poorly punctuated row in a Twitter message. A little tweet, like he's more chicken than man. This is what years of Mtn Dew does to a man, fellow pedophilic gentlemen. Take heed.
News: Spoony wants April back. ..."to how things were before". Well, I want April too, and you already had a go at her. I'd say that I deserve her more than you do. I also want an orgy with five little girls - all of them April at ages 5-10, a few of them with superpowers related to sex, and a shapeshifter in case I get bored, and then I want to marry them all, and have lots of mini Aprils ready to go - that's what I want. I also want a million dollars, a jet, a pool, a hose up my ass so that I don't have to go to the bathroom, and I want to live forever just like that, okay? I think you hear me knocking, and I think I'm coming in, and I'm bringing April with me, so that you can watch us go at it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3asvL8LfKE
This childish attitude is infuriating me. It's like he doesn't understand that you have to EARN love - that people may fall in love over stupid things, but that you actually have to keep your shit together in order for them to stay once they come to their senses. April has always been a girl with standards. She picked him because she looked up to Spoony. She's not going to pick him now that he's looking up at HER from under the covers of his bed. Spoony, you don't deserve a girlfriend! You currently earn $389 a month, which is welfare level of money, and it's from occationally making a YouTube stream every other month. A hooker earns around $2600 a month. Is April so cheap that she's worth a sixth of a hooker, Spoony? ...just because you're used to eachother? Fucking hell, the level of obnoxiousness... It's like he didn't see this coming - like he expects women to not be able to leave him once he's lured them into his basement.
I think things went down like this: April and Spoony gets together. April is a judgemental person, and so Spoony feels ashamed for acting out. There's the Channel Awesome betrayal and trolls to consider as well, but April is probably the one gnawing at his sense of selfworth the most. Spoony becomes convinced that there's something wrong with him - that his gift is a curse. He sees a doctor enough to get him a diagnosis and some medication. Once he gets the medication, he figures that he can't afford therapy, and figures that he can rely on medication for the rest of his life. He tries a few types of medication, until he finds "the good stuff": Amphetamine based medication, of which side effects include addiction, lower IQ, and lethargy. These effects will, with extended use, be permanent. Now Spoony won't do shit anymore, either because he's high and happy, or daft and lazy. Soon enough he can't afford his amphetamines, and so now he has withdrawal as well. At one point a desperate April even secretly flushes his "medicine" down the toilet and thinks he won't notice, but he does. ...and the rest is history. That's the most rational conclusion that I can arrive at: He thought he needed fixing, thought a magical pill could do it, and that was dumb.