Hi! I am a piece of poop.
Right now I'm kinda soft, but I'm working hard toward becoming solid.
Are there any other pieces of poop around here? If not, this is now an AMA thread.
I used to be big and black and strong, but now I'm soft and thin and pathetic, like a mini version of myself. What happened to me? Where did it all go?
I have become a NINJA poop. I can sneak out with a fart, like a long, slender eel, and I'm just as slimy. I am the master of stealth.