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This board needs more boxxy!


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please no. she was cute when she was younger, but not anymore

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what your name ?

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Admin, your site is way too fucking dead in the first place to implement something like this board you fucking retard. There aren't even 25 posts worth interacting with on this site presently, and making it even more difficult for people to post certainly won't solve that problem. There was one thread in /b/ I wanted to post in but now can't, which means I am have zero reason to ever come back to this shitty fucking site. Enjoy bleeding more users faggot. I'd rather post on reddit than this shitshow. You are an idiot and this chan failing is entirely your fault. (I'm posting this as a reply because apparently my AnonID is too new to even make a new thread on THIS BOARD SPECIFICALLY FOR NEW USERS. Are you fucking stupid? How do you expect people to get 25 posts when there's a grand total of 2 (shitty) threads to respond to and they can't even make new ones? Please die. People with such low IQ should not be allowed to live.)

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>>37 Once IP posting is back you'll be allowed to post in any board again. Anon IDs are just a convenience for people and also a way to use proxy/TOR IPs. However, because spammers were greatly abusing anon IDs, this measured was necessary. >my AnonID is too new to even make a new thread on THIS BOARD SPECIFICALLY FOR NEW USERS This is already a note on my programming schedule. I will solve it somehow in the future without letting spammers make use of that to post spam images again

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>>31 Dan 'show me your feet and I'll buy you some sweets' Schneider

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>>37 >Still spergging out after all this time

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>>38 You're doing Gods work Gad. Fuck anyone that wants to post here lol

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>>41 Posting is overrated we should take the time for instrospection

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>>44 Checked.

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This board is slow as shit

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>>58 >a board for a new users for a site that is going through a hiatus while new stuff is developed what did you expect

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>>27 Beautiful.

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please no. she was cute when she was younger, but not anymore

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delete spam

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Dan 'show me your feet and I'll buy you some sweets' Schneider

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>>31 natalya

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>>211 thanks

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do we have an IRC channel?

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>>273 We used to when the site was called Masterchan. Then IRC started permab& all IP's that tried to connect to the channel. You should start a new one, maybe call it Enrive Do know there are many ways to reveal someones real IP over IRC. So be careful with whatever you use it for chum..

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>>273 Here's the old link that used to be at the top of the page, by the board FAQ link, that will get ya permab& from IRC: https://qchat1.rizon.net/?nick=masteranon&channels=MasterChan&uio=d4

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"Newchums" Gaaaayyyyyyy

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You can post nude pics at https://8ch.net/1nude/index.html You can post nude selfies at https://8ch.net/selfie/index.html You can post nude hebes at https://endchan.org/Hebe3/

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>>27 come on im a cool guy

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>>38 Does TOR even help with hiding IPs anymore?

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Greetings from https://mewch.net/b

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just hacked on vola /r/nj3hdf74

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>>27 asdads

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>>38

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>>27

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Jews did 9/11

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> New users must first post at /newchums/. Please click here to be redirected to the new users board. >and the whole anon ID thing. >and a per-post captcha Not worth it, nigger. You have a dead board and you're standing in my way.

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lol

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>>940 You can post without anonymous ID, but it has been disabled for now as spammers were out of control

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spam

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hi guys, need help, have money, no money-no honey, well i can pay, and im in a hurry, since 4 years ago a friend of me had a problem with some guys and he just decided to step aside and silence them from they irritant screams, but now, my friend is in an economical crisis because these people have been hacking his phone and computer in order to not let him have clients, he is a dentist and a big one, he worked for a german company and now he has his own building, but with no clients, his childrens are in a REAL danger of have nothing to eat, i had been forced to give him money for free just to eat, he now lives with his mom, and the girls with their aunt, he asked me in a despareat situation to find a hacker to defend him for a price, me and his other friends are going to pay the ticket, what we ask first is the name, national ID and street of the person who is hacking him, if we cant deal with him in good terms, we are going to ask the hacker go further, everything with the perfect silence by our side, another thing, im very understood in cryptos, if you want, choose a crypto and ill pay you in that wallet, or tell me which way you want and we're going to pay you that way, please, for a good cause, to defend at least his little girls

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Can someone give me a late Christmas present please? I was looking for that Spanish porb webm where girls ask "bu que?" And an overweight dude says "Bukake" over and over again. Reference is https://youtu.be/Oet0MA0GdXk It was posted here like 2 years ago

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https://discord.gg/rC9ZZVF In moderated discord. Do your worst!!

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Where are the secret boards? This place is moving too slowly to be accurate.

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>>1014 Huh, I forgot to check back in on this board... A little late, but as requested..

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>>1035 There is one, but its dead too chum

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>1041 Thanks... but you didn't answer my question.

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>>1047 Its like a rule or something, we don't link that board..

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>>1049 Is it at these joo.gl links? I'mma click them and find out.

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>>1054 No, that's bot spam..

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We should make newchums the new B until we get a more people around here again (if it ever happens)

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>>1056 Except newchums can't start threads or post images. We are stuck in this hell where we either spam or die.

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>>1056 Sounds good to me m8 >>1061 Eh, good point. If this place becomes more active, I could donate some posts to some of yall, so you don't have to wait so long.. Just reply with your anon id you want me to donate some posts too Or reply with a link to a pic and what you want to say in the op and ill make a new thread... -Chum #2

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>>1062 You sir, are a good chum. Alas... two steps is one step too many for this lazy bastard.

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>>1072 Lol spam is always fun though unless you’re a bot :P Us who could post new threads could always make some though, I’m surprised there are only two here

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>>1073 More threads = More spam.. So for now, since there is next to no interest, we have just 2 threads that are pretty dead m8

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The social stigma surrounding pedophilia results in more psychological harm to a child

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>>1084 Weird flex, but ok.

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There is a serious lack of camel toe on this site.

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>>1090 You used to be able to get a healthy dose of kiddy camel toe from candydoll, don’t know if you still can, there’s deffo a decent amount around though, for all ages just have a fucking look

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>>1090 You used to be able to get a healthy dose of kiddy camel toe from candydoll, don’t know if you still can, there’s deffo a decent amount around though, for all ages just have a fucking look

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Well, this new method definitely keeps the spammers down... and everything else.

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Apparently I was wrong. The spam is in full force.

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>>40 I wish that were me

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>>1138 Only here though, they’re unable to post anywhere else. Also I dunno if Gad will see this but considering they always post the same copypasta why not black list the phrase or something, so their posts are automatically reported, then they could be checked anyway, I know it’s absolutely not ideal but unless there’s something better coming along something like that could work to allow new posters to post without having to come through newchums, which nobody seems to want to do.

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>>1158 Every time I mentioned this, Gad has pointed out the spammer will just change one letter to avoid the spam filter..

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>>1161 If it were a specific part or multiple specific parts of his entire message than he would have to change the entire thing and test each bit, if someone were knowledgeable enough they might even create some code that could look at all different parts of the post and establish whether it was the spam, not to mention the links almost never change, hell the last spam message said “save these links” inferring they will post the same links again later...

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>>1158 can someone talk so I have a way to get 25 posts

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>>1410 Yeah just keep on topic or we'll both be banned for spam.

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>>1411 Okay what are we talking about, boxxy

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>>1412 Yeah exactly

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>>1413 you first

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>>1414 Sorry I was distracted

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>>1415 that's alright

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>>940 this is only my 2nd post and I think I will give up soon enough

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>>1092 They closed candydoll down, now they are a gravure site called tokyodoll. All previous works of candydoll are owned by the TDK Corporation or some shit.

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>>1426 candydoll was great, a lot of their new stuff is still being posted around

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Its impossible to reach 25 posts because you get banned for spam if you try

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>>1481 I'm at 11 and gonna have to start over as soon as I'm banned for spam! hell yeah

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>>1480 I heard they are looking for new models, like they do casting calls now lol

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>>1483 how would that work? who would bring their child to a candydoll casting

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>>1484 Well *tokyodoll now. And I think they're focusing on older teens now

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>>1485 but still under 18?

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>>1486 That I know of. Does anyone know if your allowed to post images in this God forsaken board

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>>1487 highly doubt. other people did but they must have just come to /newchums/ for the lulz because you need a certain amount of posts to do images

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>>1488 Who in the world would come here on their own free will??

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>>1489 only people who wanna troll and just show us that they have more anon id privileges i guess. this site is too dead to implement this rule tbh. there's nothing to interact with

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>>1490 Exactly, nobody uses this site anyway. Theres 8 online users apparently... so six minus you and I lmao.

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>>1491 does 8 online/125 mean only 125 people have ever signed up?

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>>1492 I'm not sure tbh because for me the number keep changing from /38 to /125

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>>1493 Who knows. Some of the threads here have less than 20 responses over a span of 4 years so I'd be surprised if there were over 100 users total

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>>1493 This is now probably the highest activity thread in enrive history

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>>1495 nah, a couple on b have over 100. but then on every other board this is the highest I think.

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>>1496 When did it change from masterchan to enrive anyway?

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>>1497 It's confusing because I know masterchan was still up and running in 2016 but there are some posts on here going back to 2015

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>>1492 I think it means 125 online but 8 active on this board. But there obviously aren't 8 people on this board so it's a glitch

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>>1499 or just a flat out lie to make it look like more people use this shit hole

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>>1500 Seems like something admin might do unironically

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>>1499 now it says 18 for me. there's no way in hell 18 people would be on this board. I guess it remains a mystery.

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>>27 Why was this thread about boxxy anyway

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>>1503 I think the site admin created the two posts here and then just left them to die and rot for eternity

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>>561 It doesn't even matter

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>>1505 It would kind of matter if this site had a .onion mirror, but I don't think it does

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>>1506 It doesnt.

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>>1507 So... then what's this site for? "Free speech" + clear net obviously isn't working out well which is why nobody uses this.

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>>1508 Its only for posting to /newchums/. Check the catalog, this thread is almost at the top.

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>>1509 lmfao I'm so glad I have enrive. No other chan offers the wonders of a board like /newchums/. I've always had trouble finding places to talk about my interests but now I feel at home

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Is there a discord for this?

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>>1511 why would there be a discord for /newchums/ fuck you.

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>>1511 >>1512 Nahh I'll make a new chums discord if anyone will actually join

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>>1513 Not worth it. I feel like this entire site will be down soon anyway

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>>1515 More spam than real posts? Check Shitty admin? Check No users? Check Its going down boys

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So newchums have the choice between posting in a spam thread, or in a troll thread. Great. This trust building exercise sure has options.

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I guess time to make another post, for the sake of humanity, or something. So how you all doing? Feeling Boxxy today?

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>>1520 Oh I'm feeling very Boxxy today, actually. No, that's a lie, and I'm really just you, because I need to get my stupid post count up. How are you?

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>>1521 Well, I could be better. I'm posting like the wind over here. ...which is where you're at, coincidentally.

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So, uhm, Boxxy: She sure was a girl. Post #8.

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Five minutes ago I farted. How do I know if a fart is a Boxxy fart, or a troll fart? I'm not sure which thread to post it under.

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See, there not many things going on in my life, that's related to Boxxy or to trolling. I mean sure, sometimes I troll people, but it's not like I'm "living the troll life", you know?

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There's like two images of Boxxy here: The original image, and basically an image of the word "BOXXY". I guess this THREAD needs more Boxxy.

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...but sadly I can't add any images of Boxxy to this thread yet. ...but I'm getting there.

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It turns out that her name wasn't Boxxy after all.

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...so unless she had DID, she really was trollin'.

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>>1532 You could always link to an image, and I could upload it in a reply..

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The hell it does. Needs more Elisabete

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Test

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Hello fellow new hums. I hope everyone is having a great day.

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newchums*

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How to make anti-pedos seeth with 1 control-c https://archive.is/nrBnR https://archive.is/4WgOY

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Kill yourself

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Test

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>>1517 This. Once my account is approved, I'll have the power to post any dogshit I want here with guaranteed (you)s

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>>1754 >dogshit why would anyone do that?

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>>27 How come I could post before I made an account ?

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>>1771 Because you were posting as Outsider before, where the site identifies you by your IP. The main purpose of making an account, is to make you anonymous.

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Apparently Boxxy was a famous member of Gaia Online. This actually explains her behavior: She's just an average Gaia member.

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>>1772 Are you anonymous when you're using your new ID while gaining the 25 posts?

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I think I'm going. Insane. I am the only one here. That means there is no one to prove my existence. I may not be here at all. The me who thought I existed may just be a ghost or a remnant of a feeling of loneliness...

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>>1784 >Are you anonymous when you're using your new ID while gaining the 25 posts? Presumably, since you're posting with your ID. Your ID is just restricted to this board. >I think I'm going. Insane. I am the only one here. That means there is no one to prove my existence. I may not be here at all. The me who thought I existed may just be a ghost or a remnant of a feeling of loneliness... You can't prove your own existence? Then I can't prove that you exist either. You may just be a figment of my imagination. ...and so can I be, and a lot of people. Maybe you're just dreaming, and none of it is real. Don't tell the cops this, though, 'cause they will shoot you dead. Apparently they don't like dreamers very much.

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>>1786 I thought this would be day 2. Well if I had signed up for an ID earlier, i'd be done already. I'm not used to writing publicly for the sake of writing.

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I'm never going to get my post count up. I believe some very unbelievable things. I'm not even sure this is where I should be. I like the style, I like the freedom of expression. But I'm not sure I'm like anyone else. That is true of everywhere I ever am.

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Even the weird posts like poop Angel, and the pain board seems well written for insanity. This is why I like it here. I'm asking myself, why not go somewhere else, somewhere that will archive my writing? Especially since I'm not the type that likes to give their words away easily. It's too much of a burden, to be responsible for the way someone thinks.

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>>1786 >Don't tell the cops this, though, 'cause they will shoot you dead. Apparently they don't like dreamers very much. Imagine being in a standoff with the police? Tensions are heating up, but you're in the midst of 3 cops with itchy trigger fingers, hands up, but super collected, ultra calm. You lock an intense gaze with the most disturbed of the three and say, "Don't bother shooting, I don't even exist. It's your choice whether or not you want to test that theory, though"

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>>1790 We poop angels are the best type of angels. Remember all those times when you were constipated, and the turds were stuck sideways, and you prayed to whatever god would listen, that it would finally come out? Well, the poop angels are the ones who answer those prayers. You won't feel it's us, but we'll suck that poop right outta you. Yum-yum. :)

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>>1792 I need a poop Angel in my life haha. But yeah, sadly I have actually prayed to the Vedic gods on the toilet.

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>>1791 The cop you singled out, trembles in fear. He thinks to himself, "But anon is standing right there, or are they?" " What if at this precise moment, I have had a break with reality? " "What if this is a dream?" " What if while on my fifth belt of whisky, I passed out in a drunken stupor, and choked on my own vomit? I could be dead, and this could all be a test. A philosophical hell, designed to prove whether I'm worthy to determine who lives and dies to begin with? "

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>>1795 US police procedure is to shoot you dead, though. Once you start rejecting reality, and you can reach for a firearm of some kind, you become too unpredictable to let live. There was a guy who was told to drop his toy gun, whereupon he responded "It's not real!". The cop interpreted this to mean that reality wasn't real, and he was shot dead. Can't have people rejecting reality - people would start going all Neo and shit.

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>>1795 After a moment of clarity, he knows exactly what to do. He puts the gun in his mouth, tilts it up slightly, and pulls the trigger. The sudden noise startled the others, who blankly look at you, then back to the spot where their former colleague is now laying in a pool of his own blood.

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>>1800 The second cop screams "shots fired!" and starts unloading his clip on the bloodied mess that is the first cop. You point to the second cop and scream," he's got a gun!! Sir, put The gun down! " The third cop instinctively whirls around, and shoots the second cop. "What have I done?!" " I'm going to get in so much trouble!! " The third cop screams in anguish. He pauses, and thinks for a moment. Wiping his prints off his gun, he runs up to the second cop, puts it in his limp hand, and runs off in the opposite direction. You walk away unscathed.

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Needs less clothing.

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More nudes,plz.

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Fap bait plz

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wtf?

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what to do to post in other?

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who misses 144chan?

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>>1868 what was it about?

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>>1869 If you know it you would know ;)

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more pt4c :)

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we need

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155chan anyone?

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180chan?

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2 left

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just 1 left

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grrrrr

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well that's about the most minimal way of increasing post count

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maybe 1 2 3 etc would be even more minimal

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Any suggestions for an even more economical way? '.' maybe?

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well that's earned me three more posts

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There are currently 48 users online - pretty exclusive - but how many anons. I guess at least 10 times as many

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...now 49 users - does it depend on the time of day?

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is everyone asleep?

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now there are 55 - maybe the US is waking up.

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54 now - going down

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going up again - 56

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Some of these capchas are difficult to read. I wonder what capcha lib is used.

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some one talking about practicing introspection instead of posting inane garbage posts like this one. Point taken. Bye

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..well, I've given up on the introspection.

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All I want to do is start posting on a board - that *I* created myself..

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while I am here, how do you link to topic responses - ie >>12345 (in red)?

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can I link to other forums on enrive directly

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>>1903 Anything you link becomes clickable after you have enough posts, but a link to another board is just a link, it doesn't turn into a special link yet

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>>27 My name is boxxxy you see

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boxxxy?

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what kind of name is that?

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oh - boxxy

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2 x's

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so I still need 25 posts - just to post on my own forum

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I guess I will have to post here instead

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It's about bee keeping - honestly

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a passion I have - I enjoy smoking them out

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With the face mask and the puffers

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and the gloves of course

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The buzzing noise is something else - tuck your trousers in or you'll get 'ankle stung'

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The reason for smoking is that you can get at the honey

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afterwards - pull the racks out - one at a time

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there will be one or two dazed bees - that's for sure

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I'll post a picture on my forum to demonstrate the process

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protective gear can be found online - not many beekeeping specialists in the malls nowadays.

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perhaps you can find stuff on ebay

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oh where did the time go

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new

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>>27 no

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>>1945 yes

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needs less

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>>761 ?

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>>1934 >>1945 >>1951 >>1955 I remember when this board was created to keep spammers away... Well, at least it's not incrementing numbers, I guess...

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>>1915 boxxy

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>>1959 Yes?