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It is time for a new /b/admin. We've had a few of them in the past. Some doxxed themselves and I let them go, some just didn't work out, and I'm not sure what happened to the very last one. If the discord admin is someone who enjoys something like 4chan's old /b/, I would give the board to him, since he seems like someone that cares and puts work into things, given what he did with our discord. If he is not interested, I will give it to a random pun anon and let's hope he does a good job. And if there are people who strongly want to /b/admin even if discord admin wants as well, I can do some sort of lottery to see who wins. What I can't do right now is have multiple mods for /b/ at this moment, it would not work well due to a lack of mod audit tool. In the past, I kinda tried letting badmins sort their own rules, and just asked to try and make something that rewards creativity, but I felt the rules were always messy and not objective. So this time I'm handing down the rules I feel work well with an official /b/ board, and ask that the admin respects it: >1) On topic threads are for creative content. Someone saying something that wasn't said before, someone asking users to post cows on fish chan, people making their own variations of some image. Anything that is creative or inspires people to be creative. As philosoraptor says, it can't be called random if it is always the same threads and reposts. >2) Anything else is off topic. Political discussions, talking about people (especially if in romantic or sexual manner), waifus, personal blog posts, requests. This is to ensure we never end like 4chan's /b/, which was once the main board now has become a boring place for posting porn.


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>>25851 >Maybe I should make a /kali/ board as well Good idea m8 Who knows, other retards may take your idea and run with it and it could become our most active board! >I'm doing my best to provide you with both quantity and quality No, you're just shitposting at top speed. Take a step back and come up with a plan on how your shitposting can inspire conversations vs making this place look worse then reddit. >It doesn't get more Masterchan /pol/ You're living in the past, its time to move on. RIP in peace Masterchan Enrive Master Race is the future Embrace infamy.

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>>25852 You don't get it dood. We're all waiting until you either die or give up and fuck off. No one wants to be associated with a site with your low tier posting. Maybe if you started posting less, others would start posting more. If you look thru the archive you can see the trend of quality posting decline because of the amount of reddit tier shitposting.

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>>25853 > just remove /pol/ from the official board list You didn't need to post a whole paragraph to just request this. We all know what (((your))) assignment is here, kike shill.

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>>25854 >Who knows, other retards may take your idea and run with it and it could become our most active board! Oh, it WOULD be - I've no doubt about that. It's just that if there'd be a sudden Indian influx, I don't speak hindi or any other Indian language, so good luck decoding posts about child sacrifices via Google translate, amongst hundreds of posts a day. :P >No, you're just shitposting at top speed. >Take a step back and come up with a plan on how your shitposting can inspire conversations vs making this place look worse then reddit. You sure seem to live in an up-side-down world, where Reddit is full of "shitposts", and meme posting is inspiring and top quality, along with no posting at all. Take /a/ for example: What do you want /a/ to be, if not threads about new shows? /a/ is a board for anime shitposts, and my posting there is as good as it's ever going to be. It's not me - it's anime itself. ...but what's even worse, is having an anime board and not posting anything at all, sitting on your hands and just waiting for Jesus to come along and post a miraculous anime post that isn't shit.

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>>25855 >You don't get it dood. We're all waiting until you either die or give up and fuck off. No one wants to be associated with a site with your low tier posting. Again with the "It's not me - it's the jews!" shit. Nobody's buying your narrative, dumbass. We all know that you're just a lazy bum who didn't post shit before I got here, and still won't post shit if I'd leave. Stop being an insult to whites. > just remove /pol/ from the official board list >You didn't need to post a whole paragraph to just request this. >We all know what (((your))) assignment is here, kike shill. I can just picture you at the grave of /pol/ going "NOOO!!! Not /pol/! I had so many quality posts to post! I would make it beautiful, but the jews ruined it for me! I'm not a lazy slob - it's the jews!".

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>>25855 >You don't get it dood. We're all waiting until you either die or give up and fuck off. No one wants to be associated with a site with your low tier posting. Again with the "It's not me - it's the jews!" shit. Nobody's buying your narrative, dumbass. We all know that you're just a lazy bum who didn't post shit before I got here, and still won't post shit if I'd leave. Stop being an insult to whites. > just remove /pol/ from the official board list >You didn't need to post a whole paragraph to just request this. >We all know what (((your))) assignment is here, kike shill. I can just picture you at the grave of /pol/ going "NOOO!!! Not /pol/! I had so many quality posts to post! I would make it beautiful, but the jews ruined it for me! I'm not a lazy slob - it's the jews!".


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It is time for a new /b/admin. We've had a few of them in the past. Some doxxed themselves and I let them go, some just didn't work out, and I'm not sure what happened to the very last one. If the discord admin is someone who enjoys something like 4chan's old /b/, I would give the board to him, since he seems like someone that cares and puts work into things, given what he did with our discord. If he is not interested, I will give it to a random pun anon and let's hope he does a good job. And if there are people who strongly want to /b/admin even if discord admin wants as well, I can do some sort of lottery to see who wins. What I can't do right now is have multiple mods for /b/ at this moment, it would not work well due to a lack of mod audit tool. In the past, I kinda tried letting badmins sort their own rules, and just asked to try and make something that rewards creativity, but I felt the rules were always messy and not objective. So this time I'm handing down the rules I feel work well with an official /b/ board, and ask that the admin respects it: >1) On topic threads are for creative content. Someone saying something that wasn't said before, someone asking users to post cows on fish chan, people making their own variations of some image. Anything that is creative or inspires people to be creative. As philosoraptor says, it can't be called random if it is always the same threads and reposts. >2) Anything else is off topic. Political discussions, talking about people (especially if in romantic or sexual manner), waifus, personal blog posts, requests. This is to ensure we never end like 4chan's /b/, which was once the main board now has become a boring place for posting porn.


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>>25851 >Maybe I should make a /kali/ board as well Good idea m8 Who knows, other retards may take your idea and run with it and it could become our most active board! >I'm doing my best to provide you with both quantity and quality No, you're just shitposting at top speed. Take a step back and come up with a plan on how your shitposting can inspire conversations vs making this place look worse then reddit. >It doesn't get more Masterchan /pol/ You're living in the past, its time to move on. RIP in peace Masterchan Enrive Master Race is the future Embrace infamy.

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>>25852 You don't get it dood. We're all waiting until you either die or give up and fuck off. No one wants to be associated with a site with your low tier posting. Maybe if you started posting less, others would start posting more. If you look thru the archive you can see the trend of quality posting decline because of the amount of reddit tier shitposting.

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>>25853 > just remove /pol/ from the official board list You didn't need to post a whole paragraph to just request this. We all know what (((your))) assignment is here, kike shill.

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>>25854 >Who knows, other retards may take your idea and run with it and it could become our most active board! Oh, it WOULD be - I've no doubt about that. It's just that if there'd be a sudden Indian influx, I don't speak hindi or any other Indian language, so good luck decoding posts about child sacrifices via Google translate, amongst hundreds of posts a day. :P >No, you're just shitposting at top speed. >Take a step back and come up with a plan on how your shitposting can inspire conversations vs making this place look worse then reddit. You sure seem to live in an up-side-down world, where Reddit is full of "shitposts", and meme posting is inspiring and top quality, along with no posting at all. Take /a/ for example: What do you want /a/ to be, if not threads about new shows? /a/ is a board for anime shitposts, and my posting there is as good as it's ever going to be. It's not me - it's anime itself. ...but what's even worse, is having an anime board and not posting anything at all, sitting on your hands and just waiting for Jesus to come along and post a miraculous anime post that isn't shit.

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>>25855 >You don't get it dood. We're all waiting until you either die or give up and fuck off. No one wants to be associated with a site with your low tier posting. Again with the "It's not me - it's the jews!" shit. Nobody's buying your narrative, dumbass. We all know that you're just a lazy bum who didn't post shit before I got here, and still won't post shit if I'd leave. Stop being an insult to whites. > just remove /pol/ from the official board list >You didn't need to post a whole paragraph to just request this. >We all know what (((your))) assignment is here, kike shill. I can just picture you at the grave of /pol/ going "NOOO!!! Not /pol/! I had so many quality posts to post! I would make it beautiful, but the jews ruined it for me! I'm not a lazy slob - it's the jews!".

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>>25855 >You don't get it dood. We're all waiting until you either die or give up and fuck off. No one wants to be associated with a site with your low tier posting. Again with the "It's not me - it's the jews!" shit. Nobody's buying your narrative, dumbass. We all know that you're just a lazy bum who didn't post shit before I got here, and still won't post shit if I'd leave. Stop being an insult to whites. > just remove /pol/ from the official board list >You didn't need to post a whole paragraph to just request this. >We all know what (((your))) assignment is here, kike shill. I can just picture you at the grave of /pol/ going "NOOO!!! Not /pol/! I had so many quality posts to post! I would make it beautiful, but the jews ruined it for me! I'm not a lazy slob - it's the jews!".


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So, what is next in development? >The same way I improved the site code, I want to improve the database code (the software that actually stores posts, user accounts and so on). It is a very small task in comparison to the time it took me changing the site code, but I want to read a few programming books so give me 2 months at most to get this done, as real life obligations sometimes take a lot of my time. If not, I may get it done in some 2 to 3 weeks. >After that, I think the next step is to invest into board owner tools. We need to have a sense of community to grow, and if board owners cannot properly manage their boards that gets in the way of that. They need to be able to add moderators, moderate the moderators, and so on. >Next, I need to add a proper moderation system where global mods are publicly accountable for what they do, and so unfairly banned users or posts can be restored as if nothing happened. >Then, we need to improve the visuals of what we already have, some areas of the site are very raw, and I need to bring back things that were already working (filtering the frontpage, auto update, donating posts) What do you think? Also, if someone wants to create a discord server for us, I will add its link to the header.


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I have added the link to our discord. You can click on the top right corner, or here https://discord.gg/EZDZUGP Discord is not anonymous, nor a place for political discussion (any sort of hate speech, which passes for everything nowadays, will get you banned from it, along with the user who created the server. So whoever our discord admin is, you'll have to deal with their strong terms of service if you want the room to stay alive). It is just for us to have fun and meme with one another, and create a bigger sense of community to help us grow. Real life has prevented me from coding again, but I should get back to it next week. Closing this global thread for now. Please join the discord or Kmar will fire me if I don't meet my quota.


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Huge success. The new code has been implemented. If you find any bugs, report them here and how it happened. What changed: >AnonymousID is RIP. It was removed entirely and now we have just 1 user account to both post and make boards. The old system was confusing and unnecessary. All previous anon IDs have become regular user accounts, maintaining their username, password, post count and active days. If you had an anonID with the same name as your user account, your user account has gained all the postcount and active days from it (but the password remains that of your user account). Finally, if your anon ID's name was taken by someone else's user name, then you lost access to that. If that happened to you, and you had an anonymous ID with a high post count and active days you'd like to maintain, let me know and I can check the old database and fix it manually for you, since there won't be many cases where that happened if happened at all. >IP posting has been enabled again. Please be kind to outlanders. >The old frontpage's search system was moved to its own URL. This is because I intend to add popup ads only to the search page. I feel that that will be a good enough compromise, where everywhere else you can browse without interruptions, but the search system which people use with less frequency can help generate a lot of revenue to pay for server costs. >Some features have been temporarily removed but will come back later: post donation, filtering the search page, skrt, the catalog.


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Had a lot of IRL responsibilities these past few weeks, but coded whenever I had free time. When posting fails, you no longer lose the contents of your post. Instead, you are presented with the post form again, so you may fix it and resubmit without having to hit the back button. I am certainly behind where I wanted to be, as I'm still merely doing post validation, and after that comes inserting a post in the database which is hard work too. But every day we get closer to our much needed reboot and reopening to outlanders.


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Dealing with some personal chores, but should be implementing the new code sometime this week or weekend once I am done with that. I will make a new global thread before rebooting us.


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Back to work. Can't wait to get this finished. New postform will be more practical. The drop down list Looks ugly, and I'll rely on someone with CSS artistic skills to help me with the layout later on.


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in the USA there gonna do everything they can to deflect attention away from 'guns', they will blame 8chan or anybody else for mass shootings ...anybody or anyone . so long as the gun-laws dont come into question


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I'll be uploading the new code soon. Right now, I expect to do it within 1 or 2 weeks, it depends on how complicated the last bits of code I have to rewrite are. Then, we'll be able to revitalize this site with new features, a much faster development pace, opening it to outlanders again, advertising it to new users and so on. Took me a long time, I was also very busy with my life for these past 3 years, but we are getting there.


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>>25532 Nice try FBI


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New Global Thread [check previous one if you missed https://enrive.org/global/thread/24889] Thread theme: digital dankies


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So this new DeepNude engine they've got going... ...is not very accurate, is it? https://deepnudeonline.com/load I tried it a bunch of times, and it only came out with the breasts at the right place maybe 20% of the time.


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New Global Thread Old one for those that missed it: https://enrive.org/global/thread/24889 Still working diligently, no ETA yet on new code.


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>>25290 >How about an admin abusing the rule #1 button? If it is on an official board I'd replace any moderators that are awful, including the owner if needed. But if not an official board, people are free to do what they want, and if they want to mess with rule #1 its their choice. If their board is bad people will use other ones.