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I don't give a single actual fuck about PS5 or potato gaming in general, but when the PlayStation 5 was unveiled yesterday, I can't help but wonder if they were TRYING to sabotage their own console. It's not JUST that "PaSta 5" looks like a piece of cooked lasagna turned on its side, not JUST that it's the tallest console ever made. No, it's the stress-inducingly blue led lights being near impossible to cover up, especially since they decided to cover the entire vent with it, but most of all that the vent is on top of the console, truly an engineering marvel to behold! ...so if that's an intake, you are going to end up with it hovering in dust into itself and breaking down after maybe a week or a month. ...or if it's an exhaust, then it's going to eject dust into the air and have you cough, gag and possibly die from asthma. ...but potato gamers have bought things like the Nintendo Switch before, so they'll but this console too. To quote the reveal commercial: "Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhh!"