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Standing on one leg. Goddess Kali does it. Everybody does it. Even little children do it. ...but can YOU do it? When was the last time you stood on just one leg? How long can you do it for, fellow pedophiles? Your life may depend on it one day. It may look retarded, but speaking as a complete retard, I stand on one leg at least once every single day. Do it for Kali, fellow pedophiles.


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At first you can keep it simple, but as you develop your skill, you can begin moving your leg all around you, in a controlled manner. Your legs aren't just for walking around with. They are your buddies. ...and without using them, your hip will stiffen up, and then Kali will come and eat you.

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This girl will grow up to become a servant of Kali one day. Just look at her go. Little girls are all secret ninjas in training. ...and you can be too.

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It's a miracle! Standing on one leg just relocated my leg again! You guys should try it. Just slowly chamber a side kick like normal, leaning to the side, and hold until your leg bone gives in and sinks back into your hip socket with 1-2 noises. Oh, it feels so fucking good!