Social bonding is what happens when two clumps of goo stick together into a mass of two clumps. It is what makes life disgusting: It's ability to squish off against its environment and leave dirty smears.
Social creatures think that they are somehow more if they have "friends".
They believe that they are proving something by being on the same relatate level as another disgusting human.
Some even seek to smear against others in order to grow the biomass of its race.
My thoughts immediately go to cleaning products. I want to dissolve you all with a strong acid, and scrub away all your stains, until the floor is glisteningly pristine.
You were a mistake. You are a disease. Let me undo you all. Just look at how clean everything would be without you.