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You're walking home one evening when this girl slaps your ass. What do you do?


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I'd ask her if she pulled that off, would she die?

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She decides to find out. With a swift motion she has now wrapped her hand around your neck, and is raising her scissors to start carving off YOUR face with the other. This surprise date isn't going the way you planned.

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>>232456 Also, you are confusing Umbrae ( >>232455 ) with Red ( >>232456 ). I dare you to run.

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>>232455 who

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>>232459 Who knows? You've never seen her before. ...but judging by that ass slap, and her now lecherous, degenerate grin, she seems very into you.