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Had a lot of IRL responsibilities these past few weeks, but coded whenever I had free time. When posting fails, you no longer lose the contents of your post. Instead, you are presented with the post form again, so you may fix it and resubmit without having to hit the back button. I am certainly behind where I wanted to be, as I'm still merely doing post validation, and after that comes inserting a post in the database which is hard work too. But every day we get closer to our much needed reboot and reopening to outlanders.

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How come there's no normie LARPing thread? Normies - the working class hero - the very foundation of society. They go to work every day - every single day, except for "weekends" when they get to relax. They work all day, for somebody else, except when they eat lunch, which they eat together with other "employees". They get paid for this, of course, like cheap whores. They might be married, and have kids, making fapping to porn, and even having sex with the woman right next to them, near impossible. Imagine what it would be like, living in such an existence, "earning money" from unfulfilling jobs, like in some idle game that goes on forever. In this thread we pretend that we're normies with dayjobs, doing meaningless things.

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Draw-fag thread.

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It seems that lots of pedos are now flocking to FreeSpeechTube, following Amos Yee, perhaps. Here's an account with various movies with lolis and shotas in them. The one video I watched seemed harmless enough, but if your brain tend to explode from seeing bare pussy, I cannot personally guarantee your safety: https://www.freespeechtube.org/user/bla29ked

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While browsing for more Amos Yee content, I came across this site, and figured I'd share it with you. If you're into little boys, then you might enjoy some discussions on the topic. The site is a bit known by antipedos, so don't go thinking it's all safe and private to post there, but still. https://www.boychat.org/

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Having referred to pedos "irredeemable monsters" more than once, Noah "Spoony" Antwiler is an antipedo, and as an antipedo, he's naturally a complete dumbass. The thing with Noah, is that when he's wrong, he's not just wrong like an average person - he's wrong with CONVICTION. He has backed down exactly once, and it was the biggest mistake in his life, and so now he will NEVER back down, no matter what. This guy can claim that chess pieces doesn't even exist right in front of him, just so that he can keep being right. ...which brings us to his latest hilarity on Twitter: His claims about how he will melt in sunlight. For reference (if you can't be bothered to read the next image) 10 000 - 25 000 lux, is normal daylight, while 32 000 - 130 000 lux is direct sunlight.

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Angel here. Short story: I'm about to ascend, but in preparation for my "test", I have to spend a week as a mortal. ...and let me tell you: Being mortal fucking sucks! How the fuck do you even manage? My legs have this dull aching in them that just persist. It really hurts! ...and I have five more days of this? Fuck this! ...and sleep! I don't even know where to begin! How do you guys manage this pitiful existence? I can't wait until this week is over, and forget it ever happened. TL;DR: How do I stop my legs from hurting? ...and you suck. Goddamnit you fucking suck! Will try to sleep now. FUCK!

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Why do we need to endure the potato fleshbrains? Why don't they know their place and learn to respect their autist overlords? We need to start building camps to contain them all. These socialite potato fleshbrains annoy me so much. Freedom of speech needs to be earned. Erect schools that grade their rights! All sites should require a license to post in - a proof that there's at least some degree of genuine autism in them. #AutismNow

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Is anyone else here fascinated by pooping? I feel great when I've pooped a lot. I can create really big brown snakes, and then it feels like I've accomplished something - like I'm a butterfly that has just left its chrysalis. I think my feces must weigh maybe a whole kilo. I wish I was a superhero who could just save the world by swooping down and leaving a looong brown snake across the problem, so that everybody could recognize how big my poop is. It is a weird feeling. Now I can move on to eating, which is my most favourite thing in the whole world. Don't eat poop, though. - Poopie Girl

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Shoutout to my man Kali Muscle. Respect. That's all.

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Lucy Elizabeth Walker DOB: 27/07/2011 A rapist's delight

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Masterchan OC thread: for old times sake.

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I just examined my anus with a finger for the first time in a year, I think. My sphincter is like 3 centimeter deep by now - super-buff. I thought it would be torn and shit, but it's smooth and tight, so I don't get why I'm getting these mishaps where things slip past it. When I sat down today in public there was this loud, wet splat, and I'm like "Great. ~-~; ", but luckily it didn't leak all the way through my pants. I don't give a fuck anymore. I can't rush home every time I shit my pants - I have a life. Pic related. It's the shape of my anal canal.

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Socialization. Social bonding is what happens when two clumps of goo stick together into a mass of two clumps. It is what makes life disgusting: It's ability to squish off against its environment and leave dirty smears. Revolting. Social creatures think that they are somehow more if they have "friends". They believe that they are proving something by being on the same relatate level as another disgusting human. Some even seek to smear against others in order to grow the biomass of its race. My thoughts immediately go to cleaning products. I want to dissolve you all with a strong acid, and scrub away all your stains, until the floor is glisteningly pristine. You were a mistake. You are a disease. Let me undo you all. Just look at how clean everything would be without you.

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Her using my vocal chords for speech, will never stop being creepy. How does she do that? How is she using male vocal chords to make a perfectly female voice? It's not a transsexual feminine tone. She has a completely different voice register, and I think she even uses the air differently. I hate having to always share a body with someone else - someone I don't even like. I've begun dreaming again. I think it's because she's currently preoccupied with growing my legs while I sleep, and so my brain is once again human. They say that nightmares are always black and white, but that's not true - this nightmare was definitely in full color. ...but it's hard to define "nightmare" anymore. It depends on meaning, and meaning is a human thing to have, and humanity is becoming more and more unfamiliar as the years pass.

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Ask a pedophile who's soaked in sweat anything. (Yes, you may lick me if you're gentle.)

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I'm just furiously squirting lemon juice into my mouth right now, suckling on it like a teat. It leaves a sort of burning sensation in the back of my throat, but that's okay.

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I think I'm beginning to be attracted to rot. I want to inhale the putrid stench of bare skin oozing with rot, and just lick that slime off its gushing pores, and swallow that sweet and sour taste past my screaming tastebuds. I want to thrust inside as your skin slides off your tenderized flesh, and watch you comes apart before me, and I just want to bury my face into your chest and swallow your slimy, rotting flesh. Can you tell that my diet only consists of meat and rotting vegetables? I would actually fuck a corpse. It doesn't smell good, but it smells enticing in some way. Healthy. Nutritious. Join me, fellow pedophiles. Let's go on an adventure together, into Zombie Fucking Land.

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You're walking home one evening when this girl slaps your ass. What do you do?

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Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around St. Petersberg When I saw it was a time for a change I killed the Czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain

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Angel here. I'd like to talk to you about my underwear. My underwear is amazing. It's an unnatural angelic white (although not always bloodless) and when I move, it humbly caresses my hips all around, not in an arousing way - just in a respectful adoring way. However I choose to move, the fabric yields. It sticks without restricting at all. It's like wearing a cloud, and it is by far the attire that I feel the most proud of. All natural fiber, and just a beautiful, beautiful white. I love white. White is the color of cleanliness. It is a sterile color. It is the true color of purity, far beyond any skin color, and it is right up against to my crotch and butt at all times.

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Hey Gad, is there any way how could I delete my post(s)?

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In this thread we worship demons, and express our demonic nature. Any talks about illegal stuff - such as any desires or plans to kill the firstborn for any rituals, or bringing about the apocalypse - is assumed to be completely fictious. (Any real law breaking is best suited for more anonymous TOR sites.) Also keep in mind that we worship DEMONS here - not devils or Satan. People and demons from all religions are welcome.

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New Boxxy/Catie Thread

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Bring out your gunts! While Ethan Ralph will probably always remain the uncontested Gunt Master, I have somewhat of a gunt as well. Do you have a gunt? Can I see? In this thread we will discuss gunts, and gunt related things. ...like gunt crease rashes. Do you wash your gunts or do you just let it fester? Have you ever ordered a hooker to lick your gunt rash? What did she tell you it tasted like? These things are important, damnit! We need to know this, for science!

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I wrote a markov chain script to generate Conspiracy-kun's bullshit. Here's an example: Why do I feel like a fluffy little legs and defying its very soul's like "I am a human being I got wings, and after the first weeks, He chose to start a blog on it isn't! The old testament is now, when I keep breathing, Let me tell you: Being in bed, but she decides to be avoided if you guys won't keep still! Humans are such a sloth, but when I made the main fun, making all these dishes as if they've already collided, since my peripheral vision is so called "christians", feels like I want and that's cute, but the genuine christians and cookies today, biatch! " and soaking my underwear, and not being able to equal one whole interesting life but she's stubbornly okay ", she tells me, well Satisfied You know, what's begun to sit comfortably in a computer chair like You, take it in front of computers chairs with the new rape laws coming out, I have some reservations, I can't wait to pasta God, I want to do, I'll stop my ascension, I will feel sorry, because it's pretty confusing to live with its power, They may have to spend a week as a mortal, It does wonders for air, all kinds of dumb related shit, The divinity slowly flowing into me, filling my divine form, and after fun, though "I am a growing storm, Heaving flesh to sleep now, mine, and by eating it keeps slipping in my underwear, and as I clench it, I look at you and that's pretty bad, I'm about it: I'm an angel - awesome, and you guys suck FUCK! So when I have sextoys if I'd be, I'd be a jewish angel, because there's nowhere to make the leg pain mine, but in preparation for mercy, like the divinity coarsing through my pants, if the anal sex wouldn't feel them Listen, incels: Women are of romanized judaism, The air is why people want to fuck another woman, ever got run over by the train? The power!

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If there's one thing I'm proud of, it's of how much I can eat. No matter how huge of a cock you have, I can fit it in my mouth, and I don't just settle for just one. I just keep going. I'm insatiable, and my stomach and probably hold litres of potent semen. ...except we're talking food here. I am so much of a slut, that I'm a whore. ...for food, that is. I'm a food whore, and if your stomach is empty, then you should feel ashamed of yourself. Always eat! Always, always, always eat. Just fucking open your mouth and let the sausage just fill up your gullet and feel it sliiide all the way down there, into your upper womb. Food will level you up, gamers. You won't get anywhere without it. Not eating is like dropping the controller - what are you doing?! East even when you're full, in order to expand your stomach. You have no idea how much you are in need of calories. Just don't stop, whatever you do. Just fucking cram it in there! You need to understand just how awesome it is. GOD I wish I had a big cock to choke on right now! One that reached right down into my stomach, and never ended, so that I could just keep on swallowing it as it passed through my colon, fucking me all the way through to my anus. Fuck! I need to get something to eat. I've been eating for something like four hours straight now.

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Hey conspiracy-kun. I'm just here to let you know that I am a devil and I will rip the angel out of your body and devour it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkiEQF1pB9w Чёрный фотограф дядя Серёжа: «Сибирские мышки» расскажут, что они пережили. Прямой эфир 21.05.19 >Black photographer Uncle Seryozha: "Siberian mice" will tell you what they have experienced. Live broadcast 05/21/19

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CUTIE.GARDEN RAID HQ THREAD Post ideas about destruction of cutie.garden My ideas: 1. Take a large image and convert it to PNG. Then make few copies of it, so it makes just under 25 MB in total. Spam them with it. If they turn on R9K to prevent you from posting the same image, then make a small dot on different place of each copy, so it changes its hash. 2. Spam them with text. You can use some script like this document.getElementById("fieldMessage").value = "POST PIZZA"; document.getElementById("formButton").click(); You can change the text to whatever you want of course. Unfortunately they have flood detection on. Maybe it could be evaded by adding random numbers to the text.

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Nearly 1,700 Suspected Child Sex Predators Arrested During Operation “Broken Heart” The Department of Justice today announced the arrest of almost 1,700 suspected online child sex offenders during a two-month, nationwide operation conducted by Internet Crimes Against Children task forces. The task forces identified 308 offenders who either produced child pornography or committed child sexual abuse, and 357 children who suffered recent, ongoing or historical sexual abuse or were exploited in the production of child pornography. The 61 ICAC task forces, located in all 50 states and comprised of more than 4,500 federal, state, local and tribal law enforcement agencies, led the coordinated operation known as “Broken Heart” during the months of April and May 2019. During the course of the operation, the task forces investigated more than 18,500 complaints of technology-facilitated crimes targeting children and delivered more than 2,150 presentations on internet safety to over 201,000 youth and adults. "The sexual abuse of children is repugnant, and it victimizes the most innocent and vulnerable of all," Attorney General William P. Barr said. "We must bring the full force of the law against sexual predators, and with the help of our Internet Crimes Against Children program, we will. Over the span of just two months, our ICAC task forces investigated more than 18,000 complaints of internet-related abuse and helped arrest 1,700 alleged abusers. I would like to thank our Office of Justice Programs, all of the task force members, and especially the state and local partners who helped us achieve these important results. We are committed to bringing the defendants in these cases to justice and protecting every American child."

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THIS IS ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWWCqes85gQ

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>sex have, Padawan

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I'm reading the Incel wiki right now, and it's just sad: Men crying over how they can't be with a woman. Listen, incels: Women are of the devil. They may have nice pussies for five minutes, but the rest of the day, they're just demons from hell. They can sometimes say that they love you, and that's cute, but it's not going to make your fucking day. Incels who've gone on to have sex, have been disappointed, saying "I don't know what I was expecting. I guess it was okay, but it wasn't anything special." Being in a relationship means that you have to spend time with them. ...and it's not "spending time fucking" after the first weeks, but spending time like watching a movie instead of doing your own shit. ...and soon enough she'll be denying you porn, because it's seen as cheating.

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Dear Diary Today I decided to start a blog on Enrive as a desperate attempt to provide some content. Hopefully we can all write our diaries in this thread, and the nazi spammer can write about how we wants to gas jews, and Stalin can write about how everyone who looks at him funny will pay for their sins, and together we will contribute enough to equal one whole interesting life. I ate so much food and cookies today, that I woke from throwing up. I like eating food. In Bloodstained - Ritual of The Night the main fun is making all these dishes that I want to eat, like sea urchin pasta. Yum yum. I want to eat everything the real world has to offer too. How was YOUR day, /b/? It doesn't have to be interesting. Just write something. Have you thought are gassing any jews today?

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Greetings from https://waifuist.pro For all your /waifu/ needs..

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Let's talk about my angelic butt. Pic related isn't my butt, but it's a close approximation. Just look at it! Firm. Tight. Delicious. ...and a fucking pain to sit on. It's a butt for sitting on heavenly clouds on, and executive chairs. It's not made for sitting on wooden fucking torture chairs like a goddamn commoner. It's an altar to worship at - not to sit on. Sometimes I wish I didn't have such a perfect body, you know. You fat lardtards are lucky sometimes. Before I got myself an appropriate luxury chair, I used to have a thick cushion to sit on. ...until even that wasn't enough.

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On the website cutie.garden they talk about killing little girls. Go there, archive the shit out of that thread and report it to the FBI. I will help you to doxx the admin. He is a finnish asshole called Trippy. We must stop them at any cost.

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Why copyright over any digital media is a nonsense All digital data are just numbers, a series of 1's and 0's, a long string of digits - in other words any digitalized media are just large numbers. If you digitalize a movie for example, you basically turn it into a large number. But if those data are just large numbers, how can you claim copyright over them? It is equivalent to trying to patent the number 10 and then require everybody who uses the number 10 to pay you royalties. Imagine if everybody patented a number and then schools would have to pay these patent trolls for being allowed to use those numbers to teach kids math. Ridiculous, isn't it? Well, the copyright of any digital media is just as ridiculous, since if you digitalize something, it becomes just a number. So claiming copyright of any digital data is basically just a number patent trolling. No one can own digital media, because you cannot own a number. Because you didn't create that number. That number always existed. It is part of the Universe. You merely wrote that number down. If you digitalized your movie, then what you did was just writing down a large number that under some circumstances can be used to reconstruct your movie. But does that mean that you own that number? Does that mean that you can claim ownership rights over that number? Of course not! That would be insane! That would mean that anybody could claim ownership of any number by simply writing it down! Would you really want to live in such a world? Well, you do live in such a world. Copying any digital data is never a theft. You are not removing anything from anybody, you are merely making a copy of a number. Just because that number can be used to reconstruct a copy of someone's movie, doesn't mean that person can restrict you from using that number.

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Admin how do i delete a board i created? it says i cant if its been over 15 minutes? if you could delete the spam and youtublinks i would appreciate it, you can see that i created them and would like them gone,

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From time to time I come across places described by the anti-pedos as "horrible pedo-apologist sites, OMG they don't ban them". Maybe I should start posting them here, so that you know where the fire rages at the moment. In other words, these sites are at the time of posting, neither safe for pedos, or completely ban-on-sight, but if you want somewhere to fight for the pedo cause, here's where you go. Who knows: You might win some battles and get your own havens. First up: Resetera https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem.1487380/

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I'm noticing a lack of Judaism on Enrive. Let's change that. Let's begin by dispelling any misconceptions as to what it means to be a jew: Can I convert to judaism, or am I "doomed" to be a "goyim" forever? ...and do I even need to, in order to be good with God? https://invidio.us/watch?v=r4I2EeZhOg8

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With the power of neural networks I have became a loli.

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by John Perry Barlow Governments of the Industrial World, you weary giants of flesh and steel, I come from Cyberspace, the new home of Mind. On behalf of the future, I ask you of the past to leave us alone. You are not welcome among us. You have no sovereignty where we gather. We have no elected government, nor are we likely to have one, so I address you with no greater authority than that with which liberty itself always speaks. I declare the global social space we are building to be naturally independent of the tyrannies you seek to impose on us. You have no moral right to rule us nor do you possess any methods of enforcement we have true reason to fear. Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed. You have neither solicited nor received ours. We did not invite you. You do not know us, nor do you know our world. Cyberspace does not lie within your borders. Do not think that you can build it, as though it were a public construction project. You cannot. It is an act of nature and it grows itself through our collective actions.

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Official Chen Thread

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Operation Safe Summer II Locates More Than 200 Missing/Exploited Children >https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us/field-offices/atlanta/news/press-releases/operation-safe-summer-ii-locates-more-than-200-missingexploited-children >http://archive.is/dD9LZ

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Ask an adult dating a minor anything

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Caturday thread Post cunny

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New kik group any time soon?

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This chan is so fucking dead. Where can I find some another cool underground community to join?

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A good website in a weary world welcomes people like yourself https://cow.vg/ or @Tor http://2ftgu27lxmjmc3bjlqvzbn4gorx5yku3kylhbsn6g4ggum2e2jgcpoqd.onion/ Share the word, this is not spam but a special invitation to you. This invitation is unique and not many will get it, so rejoice. Our website is especially designed to help you tune into yourself, into your cow. Into the possibilities of milky delight that you will discover within you. Each time you visit our website you will understand more, and more will rise up within you in response. Visit our website, again and again. Visit alone, or with your cow. Try whatever appeals to you in the course of your visit and click something new! something different... each time. Then when you are comfortable with everything on our website use is as a wallpaper for your computer, let it become a part of your imagination, a part of you. The possibilities that this website will open are truly limitless.

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Which imageboard is behind the Twitch Artifact raid?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR23SXhOKXE Why our perception of pedophilia has to change | Mirjam Heine | TEDxUniversityofWürzburg >One to two percent of the main male population is considered as pedophiles. This means worldwide more than 57 million people. Therefore, pedophilia is not an irrelevant phenomenon we can ignore. It is unrelated to class status and educational level. The medical student Mirjam Heine explains how an appropriate approach to the unchangeable sexual orientation pedophilia might look like. She is mainly guided by the works of Prof Dr. Dr. Beier, the head of the institute for sexology and sexual medicine at the University Hospital Berlin and the prevention network “Kein Täter Werden” (meaning “don’t offend”). Hence, she also believes that no one is responsible for their sexual orientation, for their feelings, but that everyone is responsible for acting upon this sexual orientation. She also inquires how all of us can gain if we distinguish clearly between our feelings and our actions. Since pedophiles can’t change their sexual desires, they must learn to control them to not act upon them. This talk was given at a TEDx event using the TED conference format but independently organized by a local community. The Day of the Rope, can't come soon enough..

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Angel here. I find it weird how edgy people portray immortality as something horrible, so - although I haven't been immortal for a full lifespan yet - I'm going to tell you like it is: "Oh, you get to watch all your loved ones die. It would be so horrible." Shut the fuck up, okay? We all lose our parents sooner or later, our friends go away, and if you grow old for fifty years with the same partner, THAT would be horrible. Who hasn't experienced a breakup? You get over it. It doesn't even come close to dying. "You'd get so unbelievably bored." You'll get a LITTLE bored, but if you get so bored that you can't stand living, you can always commit suicide on your own terms. ...and there's always something new to see. Think of it like this: Right now there's millions of videos being produced on YouTube alone. When you've watched them all, get back to me, and we'll watch all the movies ever made and read all the books ever written, and if you grow bored with that, there's a million activities that we can try. Life has a lot of offer, and it's always evolving, even though I have to say that a lot has been going downhill lately. "You'll become so weeeird." I don't think I'm weird. Do you think I'm weird? I'm not weird - what are you talking about? Seriously, though: Yes, you'll evolve into something more than humanity can ever dream of evolving to, but so what? Who cares about the little peasants? There's porn! I've embraced being weird a long time ago. Everything advanced is weird. Deal with it. ...so I hope you're all jealous of me now, and have regained your fear of death. Glad I could help.

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Can someone add me into a trading group? I'll download whatever app is being used idc. Havent seen any groups in ages

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Elaine was playing minecraft when a friend asked for her help building a house. What did Elaine respond? I'll give the answer after 5 replies if you are too brainlet to figure it out.

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Take a quiz about Mara chum http://quizland.rf.gd/mara/

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Now that the investigation is over, let's talk about what happened lol. >http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/facebook-identifies-alleged-child-rapist-bothell-man-arrested/636330212 >Facebook identifies alleged child rapist; Bothell man arrested >Here’s evidence Facebook monitors the videos and photos you post: A Bothell man is under arrest, suspected of raping a 14-year old girl he met on the social media site. >Thomas Mahoney, 24, appeared by video in a Snohomish County courtroom Wednesday afternoon, hours after being booked into the Snohomish County Jail in Everett --- on suspicion of child rape and communicating with a minor for immoral purposes. >According to Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office documents, Mahoney met a then-13 year old girl on Facebook last year. >In September 2016, “when she was 14 years of age, she met with him in Bothell, and they had sex” at his home, according to investigators.

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Guess who's 18 now? Now let's see how long it takes b4 she stars on blacked.com... Link: https://www.instagram.com/lexeesmith/

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The elephant in the room has always been the arcturian, anshar/anunaki, mantis, & galactic federation aliens operating among us, lying to us, controlling & abusing us. We're dealing with aliens with 1000 year lifespans, telepathy, technology a million years in advance. Everything in our world is a higher density psychological trap! Religion, spirituality rationalizes external forces manipulating you, keeps you in an unknown realm of victimization. There are no rules or paths. There is no Heaven, the afterlife is a trap simulation. They want us in a miasma of hypno-bliss to control. Our bodies are considered vessels for the DNA to affix the 21 gram soul energy. They reincarnate as Humans to push their agenda, theyre bloodline matchmakers. Their DNA is old, it hit a wall, they tweaked it for math skillz & lost empathy. Our DNA is new and universal, it was designed for interstellar resiliency, empathy, and beauty.

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Will this place become fun and active again?

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Who's your favorite MC grill?

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Small Size Videos Thread In this thread we post only .webm videos that are under 900 kB.

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So, cunts in NZ and Aus at the moment can’t even access 4chan or 8chan without a proxy, might be our chance to drum up some new chums, not sure how or where we’d advertise though.

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>you are taking a nap >someone wakes you up Is that a violation of the nap?

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Merry Christmas you wonderful faggots! <3

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Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to secretly retrieve US made Stinger Missiles that the State Dept. had supplied to Ansar al Sharia in Libya WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission. Sec. State Hillary Clinton had brokered the Libya deal through Ambassador Stevens and a Private Arms Dealer named Marc Turi, but some of the shoulder fired Stinger Missiles ended up in Afghanistan where they were used against our own military. On July 25th, 2012, a US Chinook helicopter was downed by one of them—not destroyed only because the idiot Taliban didn't arm the missile. The helicopter didn't explode, but it had to land and an ordnance team recovered the missile’s serial number which led back to a cache of Stinger Missiles kept in Qatar by the CIA. Obama and Hillary were in full panic mode, so Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to retrieve the rest of the Stinger Missiles. This was a "do-or-die" mission, which explains the Stand Down Orders given to multiple rescue teams during the siege of the US Embassy.

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We count from A to Z with video games. I'll start. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Install tapermonkey https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/tampermonkey/dhdgffkkebhmkfjojejmpbldmpobfkfo or https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/tampermonkey/ Install Shodan Cam Helper https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/25211-shodan-cam-helper Goto https://www.shodan.io/search?query=%22netwave+ip+camera%22 >pic related

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Are you guys excited for the next year when this place becomes active again?

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Inner peace is dumb. Drug dealers can get you inner peace, and let you float away on opiates all day. That's exactly why it's illegal: Because inner peace will harm your life. It will demotivate you and spoil you, so that you will become inactive and weak. Inner peace is a poison of the soul. Avoid it!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPrP3Y4SO_E This video is basically implying that pedophilia is a trait of highly advanced society. That actually makes sense. It would explain why are pedophilic tendencies most prevalent among men in highly advance countries like Japan, Finland or Germany. Basically pedos are the next step of human evolution, while non-pedos lag behind.

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JB Smeary has resurfaced, the case will finally be solved In April the investigation was reopened and now people involved are getting killed https://apnews.com/98ae722054f04acfbbe81c19cf7324bc/Forensic-psychiatrist-who-aided-JonBenet-Ramsey-probe-killed https://apnews.com/c6e77af4998643beb9b66e9f18abd33f/Police-investigate-killing-of-4th-professional-near-Phoenix

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WTF is this world coming to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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Oranges. ...sucked out of the stiff nipple of a perfectly round young female teenage breast. Fellow pedophilic gentlemen, I've been sucking at this breast every day for the past months, and at this point I would choose my orange juice over a teenage breast any day. It's a local brand, so you probably will never get close to this, but I'm here to tell you that that juice of yours that you're suffering through - that bitter, coarse, rotten, filthy stuff - that it doesn't have to be that way. That is not how orange juice is supposed to taste like. ...and it's cheap as well. It's the taste of luxury, but without the pricing. Here's some guidelines to start looking for: - Is it 100% orange juice, with the pulp still in it? If it's not, then you're probably living in filthy North America and eating out of a trough. My condolences. - Is it cold-pressed? This is the key, but here's a good tell: - Does it tend to separate to some degree, if you leave it on the store shelf or your fridge, for a day or two? ...and remember, my fellow pedo aristocrats: There is a heaven (made out of perfect orange juice, and meat and chicken kebab). You just have to search the store shelves for it.

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How much longer now until our internet bill of rights becomes real?

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https://www.4chan.org/banner-contest 4chan is having a virtual youtuber design competition. >Basic Rules: >The design must be female. >The design must be "safe for work" >The design must prominently feature the 4chan clover logo. >The design must be an entirely original work. >You agree that 4chan may use the design for commercial purposes. >Images submitted must be no larger than 2048×2048 pixels and 5MB, and must be in either JPG or PNG format. All entries are subject to the approval of 4chan Staff. Make your winning design on this thread, preferably with a hidden digital dankie from us in it

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>Hillary didn't win >now we'll never have WWIII games >we'll have to play rehashed WWII games forever

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Now listen here you little shitstain reality: You give me back my ideal Ren'Py engine to program in so that I can code in peace with the tools and commands that I want, 'cause I'm not going to settle for some bullshit hereditary, backwards compatible bullshit, you hear me?! God damn can't even code a piece of shit layered imagine on this godforsaken 2016 hentai game... Why does everything have to "make progress" for?! Why can't you make things right the first time?!

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Spread the word offline. Get your marker, find the perfect area and spread the word of this wonderful place irl. Extra points for more creative or more public places.

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>Walk into bathroom >See this >What do?

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Teen Thread

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To my neighbor upstairs: FOR FUCK'S SAKE USE A HAMMER DRILL! Give it up! Stop trying to drill through concrete with a regular drill! It clearly doesn't work and you've been going at it for 30 minutes now! JUST STOP IT YOU FUCKING MORON!

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What brings you here

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I haven't been here in ages. What have you done to my beloved Masterchan? Explain yourselfs!

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GAD has been arrested, again. >Convicted sex offender arrested for allegedly possessing child pornography >Joshua Glen Box, 35, of Fayetteville, was indicted by a federal grand jury on June 5 on “four counts of receiving material involving the sexual exploitation of a minor and one count of possessing material involving the sexual exploitation of a minor, with the victim being younger than 12,” KFSM reported. He was booked into the Washington County Jail on June 7. >In May, the Washington County Sheriff’s Office published a notice on its Facebook page informing citizens that Box, a Level 2 sex offender, had moved to the area. He was not wanted by police at that time. #StillGotStabbed >http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/14/convicted-sex-offender-arrested-for-allegedly-possessing-child-pornography.amp.html

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How do you send files to the webmaster of this site? I will let admin move this off topic to be sure they see. The twitter has been inactive for over 2 years and has messaging turned off. Any suggestions, chums?

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I want to break free I want to break free I want to break free from your mods You're so self conceited I don't need you I've got to break free Gad knows, Gad knows I want to break free I've been able to post I've been able to post for the first time And this time I know it's staying for real I've been able to post, yeah Gad knows, Gad knows I've been able to post

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Is /b/ad still alive? I don't see any moderation here, not even on /b/ad subjective rules anymore.

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post your best reaction faces of animals

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Hello chums. I have a question wheres the best place to pick up or creep on young girls? and does anyone have links on how to get good creepshot video.

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Dumbasses BTFO again >I was only posting CandyDoll, and clothed children EVERYTIME >https://www.click2houston.com/news/over-250-sex-buyers-traffickers-arrested-on-prostitution-charges-during-sting >HOUSTON - More than 250 sex buyers and traffickers were arrested on prostitution charges during a month-long sting by the Houston Police Department and the Harris County Sheriff's Office. >A national coalition of law enforcement agencies called the National Johns Suppression Initiative made over 1,000 arrests between June 28 and July 31. Law enforcement agencies in 17 states took part in the operation. >Prostitution arrests made in Spring area 2 charged with prostitution after offering sex acts to undercover… Pastor in The Woodlands accused of prostitution >DPS trooper accused of prostitution 2 accused of trafficking girl, 14, for prostitution Harris County deputies arrested 161 sex buyers and HPD officers arrested 88 sex buyers and nine sex traffickers. >“Our aim is for Harris County and Houston to shed the dubious distinction as America’s sex trafficking capital,” Harris County Sheriff Ed Gonzalez said. “By focusing our efforts on sex buyers who are seeking to take advantage of sex trafficking victims, we are putting these predators on notice that our community won’t tolerate their behavior.” >The annual operation is coordinated by the Cook County Sheriff's Office in Illinois.

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Anon-IB is as surprised as everybody else regarding the seizure of our and our client's servers hard drives by the Dutch police. We vehemently deny any and all accusations regarding revenge porn, and child pornography. We do not, and we have never advocated or participated in posting and/or sharing of revenge porn or the subject matter as sickening as child pornography. Furthermore, many, if not all, of our reputation issues originate from a site called "AnonIB", that was shut down by its owner before we made a safe and legal alternative called "Anon-IB". Our version of AnonIB (called Anon-IB) actively blocked Tor (anonymity network) exit nodes, and known proxies to deter online criminals from abusing our services and co-operated with all law enforcement agencies, whenever it was deemed necessary. That statement can be backed by hundreds of email transcriptions from our end -- and from the receiver's end. Every legitimate site co-operates with legal authorities, anyone who says different is lying, either to entrap or gain a more favorable marketing position. To reiterate what was already said: - Anon-IB was not a "revenge porn" hub. - Police investigators, our registries and our hoster can in fact attest to the fact that we never ignored any cases of possible child pornography, nor were we blamed for it. (You may ask for their emails) - Anon-IB never mocked, ignored or refused to delete potentially infringing material. Our domains: anon-ib.com anon-ib.co anon-ib.ru anon-ib.su anon-ib.to anon-ib.tv

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What is the right answer??

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you little 13 yr old fagots need to listen and do as your told.

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enrive.org? What the hell is that? Cancer.

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Only outlanders are allowed in this thread

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Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "A man is what he thinks about all day long". Does that make me a cute little girl?

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if you ask people 'what's the opposite of chocolate' they will answer vanilla. this isn't true, not in any sense but; if you ask, "whats the opposite of Trump ?" some will answer "Biden" and this does have some truth. .............................................................. "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said to applause at the University of Montana. "The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life." "No one should run for the job unless they believe that they would be qualified doing the job. I've been doing this my whole adult life, and the issues that are the most consequential relating to the plight of the middle class and our foreign policy are things that I have — even my critics would acknowledge, I may not be right but I know a great deal about it," he added.

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For those fags who gets their nuts off on feet... This is a short video about where the foot fetish comes from: https://youtu.be/VAVHzGBRjdE

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rebirth is imminent

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We should really do raids, /b/. even though there's only a very few of us on this site yet, it's mostly just loyal, non normie and intelligent anons. We could organise and execute one quite effeciently seeing as how edgy 12 year olds and reddit fedoras dont run this place (unlike 4chan). the purpose of this would be to estabilish an image as the new "underbelly" of the internet which we've always strived for after seeing 4chan turn into the cancerous cesspool it is today, plus we're safer here than we could ever be on 4chan. raids will also get us more public attention which will attract more members here who can contribute to the boards, and make them quicker/more active. the only problem is attracting the attention of the wrong type of people: ie sjws, feminists, anti-pedos, oversensitive libtards, edgy cancerous kids, 9gag and reddit retards etc. these groups are like immigrants in europe and will turn this place to shit in a matter of months. that is what is happening to 8chan as we speak. so, anybody got any ideas on the raids thing, and how to keep normies away? > tl;dr ideas on organising raids and keeping normroaches away pic unrelated

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joey went to Monica and chandlers new house and had a conversation with a little girl about , 'faking haunting's/ ghosts' so as to make his fiends not buy the house in question. name the actress that played the little girl

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Well chums, it's finally happened. I managed to accidentally format my hard drive while I was in the process of formatting my backup disk. Lost my last 4 years of internet memories. Should I kill myself? I'm the guy with the unteralterbach phone for those who remember. The point of this thread is to post Masterchan OC and whatnot. I don't want to forget this place, my first ever home.

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http://www.readabilityformulas.com/free-readability-formula-tests.php >The Flesch readability test is a readability test designed to indicate how difficult a passage in English is to understand. >The Flesch Reading Ease formula will output a number from 0 to 100 - a higher score indicates easier reading. >As a rule of thumb, scores of 90-100 can be understood by an average 5th grader. >8th and 9th grade students can understand documents with a score of 60-70; >and college graduates can understand documents with a score of 0-30. Copy/paste articles from the internet and let´s find out their score and who their target audience really is.

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When you interact with a person you don't know your mind asses the unspoken language of your interlocutor in order to decide if you have in front of a threat or not. That's pretty usual. I wonder, of us 5, what kind of "signs" you look for in the other person (consciously) attitude, words, body language, etc to decide if you're in front of a friendly person or a threat? In my case I use to listen to the silences, I don't talk a lot, I prefer to let the other do the talking and I pay attention to what he or she leaves unspoken. IDK why I do that, I just do it that way.

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How's it going ccluster chums?

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As if we didn't already know..

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>Dutch Police to Confiscate Clothes from People Who Look Too Poor to Wear Them >Police in Rotterdam, a city in the Netherlands, have announced that they are going to “undress” young people who are wearing clothes that look too expensive for them to be wearing. Yes — seriously. According to an article in the Independent, if you look too poor for the clothes that you’re wearing, then police will be able to confiscate them — unless you’re able to somehow prove that you actually bought them. >Rotterdam police chief Frank Paauw told the Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf. “We’re going to undress them on the street.” http://www.nationalreview.com/article/455702/rotterdam-police-undress-policy-expensive-clothes-confiscated What the fuck, how can Tin allow this

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http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/us-and-world-news/pennsylvania-man-wanted-on-865-counts-of-child-rape-arrested-in-florida https://archive.is/NsVtd >Pennsylvania man wanted on 865 counts of child rape arrested in Florida

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Master Race

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What's your New year's resolution Chums? Did you #nofap November? Did you Destroy Dick December? Are you gonna #nopee January? Or Jundle your Jill January? Maybe even Jizz Jar January?

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The south will rise again.

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Seriously ...can we not have banners? Not ever? Is it laziness on gads part? It's been like two years now ??? Pic is only there to get your attention

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I live in an apartment in a big city, having a real tree as christmas tree is just impossible, so I have a plastic one that serves as holder for some lights and decorations. I wonder if any of you 4 puts out a real tree for decorations and if so... what the hell do you do with that thing once it's time to take the decorations down? Can you re-sell it? Use as wood for the fireplace? Chop it down? Plant it?

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>https://www.myip.ms/view/sites/8879957/ccluster.com ccluster's servers are hosted on ecatel that's all continue on with your life

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ccluster will be great again Are you guys ready for our magnanimous rebirth?

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Hello chums, I have created a general discord /v/ room for all chans and vidya interests. Discord is very extreme with its rules and can ban servers really fast, so it is a place to mostly just play games with each other and make friendships, but you can also post non loli lewd vidya in their respective rooms (discord will ban any lewd drawings under 18) Here is the invite: https://discord.gg/jfCDcXB

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Official Webm Thread

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Master Chan's, er um... CCluster's New Mascot!

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Toggle navigation >Two men who sexually abused a child and uploaded photographs to their child pornography website were each sentenced Friday to life in prison. >Benjamin Faulkner, 26, and Patrick Falte, 27, pleaded guilty in federal court in Richmond earlier this year to the aggravated sexual abuse of a minor. >They were taken into custody after Faulkner, of Canada, and Falte, whose address is unavailable but is from out of state, traveled to an undisclosed address in Hanover County — which had no apparent connection to the offenses — and then to Northern Virginia where the crimes occurred. http://www.richmond.com/news/local/crime/two-men-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-for-aggravated-sexual/article_7570c7b6-8d6a-5547-8650-5e65ad940820.html

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Greetings from https://mewch.net

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News from 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065528/Polluted-water-supply-turning-gay-warns-angry-mayor.html >Mayor Jose Benitez has revealed that the metal strontium has got in the water supply - and warned of its apparent side-effects. >'Unfortunately strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we'll be as Tabalosos, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality,' he announced, So I checked the internet a little and: https://www.awwa.org/legislation-regulation/regulations/drinking-water-regulation.aspx >In the Final Third Regulatory Determinations, if EPA continues on its path to regulate strontium, a final rule would be expected in 2019 or 2020 Strontium is still not regulated. Strontium is REALLY turning the frigging frogs gay, it has for many years now. This is why the nu-male epidemic happened. #strontiumgate

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yet another dead chan :)

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daily reminder that ccluster stands for cyberpunk cluster https://youtu.be/ua_7zieH0Zo

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any original chums here still? I remember green txt chum, there was shoop chum he did most the mc memes at least the good ones. and i think hoots he had epic lolis full sets usually. there was a few others the one chum who would constantly argue and bitch out fagmin lol. and I'm sandraman. all the mc memes are on a roasted hard drive i have. will try to find some. we made some timeline memes which which documented the beginning history of this place.

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Well.. looks like the spammers have spammed the whole site

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Whats your motivation to keep returning here even though its realistically just another dead image board

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can we talk about tumblr?.... from a business point of view. ? its gonna die. and...good / fucking retards . can we talk? pic not related, (as it should be)

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Let's discuss animatronics.

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What is supreme bliss to you? Don't hold back, we can all trust gad that we are really anonymous here

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This may be a 4chan-tier themed thread but it's a new thread regardless--so if you don't like it, make your own. So chums, what is the strangest object you have used to get off with? Your socks and little/big sister's panties don't count. I found a hand puppet in a storage bin that I used to play with as a little kid and I had a raging boner so this brilliant idea popped into my head to fuck the hole where you put your hand in to move the mouth flaps. Well, needless to say, the fabric wrapped around my cock felt mesmerizing and after about 10 minutes of gently twisting it and massaging myself I ended up pulling out of it just in time before unloading a week's worth of cum all over my bedroom floor. I used it until I accidentally came inside of it because the crustiness of dried cum made it so the fabric was no longer silky-smooth to press against. And it felt like beating off with sandpaper so I had to go back to my hands unfortunately.

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i just deleted 60 gigs of cp, kept my sandra laura b and some dasha and ls all clothed mind you. but the hard shit i let it go, trying to train myself to like 18 yr olds and up, difficult there all used up and fat. fuk i wish i lived in the 1900;s when loli love was fine. that or i need to hang with the elites. found a nice looking gook she has a young body no hips small ass short, but she has two kids, fuck my life.so chums wish me luck. im not a pedo not into babys n shit they have to understand things . so 9 up 7up if she looks like inna. still i'll never have that love or peace so 18up and fake it till i die.

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Last visit I made to this place was months ago, and last time I was here extensively was back when it was Mchan and Let's be fucking honest guys, as someone who's currently sitting on the toilet taking a shit and for the sake of lolz decided to type the URL to this wasteland into his browser I can only say, since we pedos left, this place has become fucking shit, there's nothing here! I mean come the fuck on, this place is sooo boring now, we used to have exciting drama and strange things happening, memes and OC, now we have a bunch of people who do, well nothing, and hate the only good thing to ever come of this chan, it's like if you drove bees out of a beehive and then hoped it was still as active as before. You guys are just plain dumb, and this place is just plain dead. There is more spam than actual posts. -singing off, chum 1

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Scary thread. A couple of days ago I found this directory in a dark and forgotten corner of my hard drive. Some are very old, some are from reputable artists, some are here for the shock alone. I'll be dumping scary pictures, feel free to contribute until bad off topic the shit out of this.

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Meet the ambassador of Japan--pixelated and all.

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LOL CHEN!! *dabs* XXDDDD

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From the LSP FB TROOP D NEWS RELEASE August 21, 2017 Westlake Man Arrested Third Time for Child Pornography WESTLAKE — A Westlake man has been arrested a third time for possession of child pornography. Earlier this month, the Special Victims Unit of the Louisiana State Police Bureau of Investigations initiated an investigation into the possession and sharing of child pornography in Calcasieu Parish. The investigation led Troopers to obtain a search warrant for a residence in Westlake, Louisiana. On August 18, 2017, Troopers served the search warrant at the residence and determined 35-year-old Joshua J. Cupit of Westlake downloaded and shared videos of children being sexually abused. Cupit is currently a registered sex offender for prior convictions for child pornography-related offenses in two other states. After further investigation, investigators learned Cupit also possessed child sexual abuse images and videos at another residence in Beauregard Parish. Cupit was charged with pornography involving juveniles and unlawful presence of a sex offender in Calcasieu Parish. He was also charged in Beauregard Parish with pornography involving juveniles (320 counts). Cupit was booked into the Calcasieu Correctional Center. Bond was set at $250,000 in Calcasieu Parish and $450,000 in Beauregard Parish. The investigation is continuing. Anyone with information about this case is asked to contact the Louisiana State Police Special Victims Unit at 318-487-5099. Contact Information: Sgt. James Anderson Louisiana State Police Public Affairs Section Office: (337) 491-2932 james.l.anderson@la.gov www.LSP.org

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How many people are still left on this site? I know the spam has been a deterrent but it's just so fucking slow nowadays. I know there's at least 2 mods, not sure if one of them is the anonymous chum over at PC or not though. I'm one of the namefags there. Then we got drawfag, so there's potentially 3-4 and I'm not even going to include the spammers but there is the TLCultist and a pedo sperg. Not sure if the chum with over 9k posts (literally) falls into any group I've noted so far is also the same fag who has apparently been here since the beginning and likes to brag about it occasionally. Then we've got gadmin/gadette. Am I missing any regulars? A h doesn't count because he only shows his face here when he gets banned from somewhere.

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Has anyone ever been close to or has been caught in the act of getting of before? In public or private? I've jacked off in public a few times but I made sure the few people around could not see or hear me. But never completely out in the open. >inb4 old article--still relevant though https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/4wb4m9/blackburn-man-does-five-lines-of-cocaine-has-a-forty-minute-wank-in-a-beer-garden-is-arrested-303

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Dead board Dead Chan But at least I don't have to fill out the captcha for every post like half chan or full chan /b/

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/b/ chose me pickup lines to say. I will message what ever is typed

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The end is near, our secret organization has been prepared for this time for years. We are prepared and ready.

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If you were given an unlimited budget to design a new home to live in, what would you do? For starters, since severe weather is something that occurs in my area once in awhile, I would make the project site on a hill or a higher elevation away from water then proceed to have the home built below ground to avoid occasional maintenance above (e.g. roof repairs, shingles missing, etc.). To make it accessible from the outside however there would be a large cement garage/shed? for me to park a vehicle in with an elevator to bring down large items such as furniture. If the power were to go out for any reason I would include a staircase on the side to get out. I would rely on solar panels on top of and near the outside entrance to keep a lower profile. I'd have a gaming room (filled to the brim with all the best RPGs, super comfy gaming chair, etc.), personal in-home theater, master bathroom with a sauna, hot tub and stand-up/sit-down shower with the built-in water-proof sound system. The main bedroom would be attached to the master bathroom out of sheer laziness. The kitchen would be staffed by a woman (a chef/nutritionist of course) with the most amazing body (per my preferences) and would also serve as my unwavering on-call sex toy 24/7 because she would live with me. She'd have her own room but the only bed in the home would be in my room. But she'd have access to a large closet for her clothes and shoes to tease me with. There would be security cameras all over the fucking place and a secret monitoring room that only I would know how to access. In fact, I'd make it so there are secret passages all over the fucking place to get to secret rooms/bunkers to hide out in. Basically it'd be like the ideal man cave but bigger.

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Click here to die from cancer. https://youtu.be/WnYPy2Znawg

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Socialists justify their position by stating that it is the worker's that actually do everything, not bosses. In that case, why don't all the worker just get together and pool their money to start a new business where the profits are shared in a socialistic way, and compete with the capitalist businesses? You don't need to change a society from capitalist to socialist to have socialist work environments. So why don't they just do that? pls respond [/b/admin don't off topic pls]

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What is your opinion on naturally-produced skin cream chums? Anyone here get to share it or take advantage of it in some form or another?

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Spammer's back. I guess peace and quiet is just too much to long for on here besides a more active gadmin.

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pedophilia is a jewish lie.

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You guys enjoying your spam reporting duties? I was on the other day and there was spam going back like 15+ pages so I left lol.

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This place needs more spam!!!

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Greetings from https://mewch.net

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This once happened..

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90,000-strong child porn ring busted on ‘dark web’ https://on.rt.com/8h54 Police in Frankfurt swooped on suspected pedophiles after busting a massive child pornography website on the ‘dark web’. The site had almost 90,000 users who swapped graphic images of children and arranged meetings to abuse them. The forum, known as ‘Elysium,’ had existed on the internet’s darkside since the end of 2016.

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i'm a pervert anywhere i can trade porn online in real time? and we can jerkoff in a group or together?

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my niece has come around in her super tight short shorts i started smelling her dirty panties smells so good she tastes salty how do i fuck her or eat her pussy?.tips would help.shes legal. she wears this kind of shorts for the pool and is just like this. i sucked her juices from it after she wore it.

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its official . the trump and brexit votes are the last dying gasp of a decrepit generation . the baby-boomers. its really over. its all over but the screaming and crying. Gen X and the millenials will be taking over. white america is over . globalism is the new nationalism. it will be done. the pizzaGate crowd has very little time left, and they know it... hence...charlottesville

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if they can take down Alex Jones non of us our safe. https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRJjeVWyLgGw

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welp looks like teens and kids can consent to sex. https://yournewswire.com/french-law-children-consent-sex/

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our generation was the best. no shit. we had fun.\ you guys can keep your Katy Perry and your Hamilton . keep you GLEE and your high school musical also

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well its finaly here type anything in and have a little girl say it. what could go wrong. http://www.acapela-group.com

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thought police literally England better unfuk themselves fast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=605&v=yZwZIXIDP2U

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>18 years old >my life is senseless >will get beaten up by a guy because i fucked his girl >tried to kill myself but failed (jumping out of the window) >if someone wanna give me positive feelings, call me ._.! +4915732627354

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Lurking..

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How do I start my own religion chums?

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which one of you fucks made these and why https://youtu.be/N6eTc6i4wmU

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Yo chums, been three years since i last been here. Sad to see it get all fucked up just like librechan but whatever, all good things must come to an end. My question is does anyone still have that video that was like the theme of MC? It was the dancing pedobear with pictures of the site and shit. Used to have it but lost it in a hdd crash

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do chums do loli bombs any more?

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10/10's only.

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Anyone ever fucked a midget? I'm in lust chums..

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sad lonely people thread. please let us talk about our sadness in peace. i don't bully you you don't bully me and other sad lonely people. all my life i have always felt that i am weak. i'm weak minded and physically weak as well. i think my worsening social anxiety is a result of that feeling of weakness. I think I have a mental defect. I look at my father and I see that I have inherited the worse traits from him but he is a horrible person overall so I suppose that was inevitable... i often think about how people view me, sometimes i am right. I think when you've spent so many years reading people emotion it becomes quite accurate. i guess that's why i would rather stay in my bedroom. it must be fate.

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Theres this one video where this girl asks her brother if "hes coming to bed". He joins her and they proceed to dry hump. Can anyone provide sauce???

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boxxyfag BTFO worst waifu

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The pedos are long gone and this site is ripe for colonization. Henceforth, Masterchan belongs to the zoophiles!

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What the fuck is "enrive"? Anyway, I remember seeing cum tribute pictures/videos from this guy (pic related) back in masterchan. Any chum might perhaps still have the content he's done to little girls? Like, Kristina Pimenova and other young girls. He goes by the name of dicknukem86. If you don't have him but have another guy, feel free to upload as well.

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Fletcher started going out with his current fiancé in October, 2010. She started to fool around with her ex, behind Fletcher’s back, in December of 2010 and continued up until recently. They are still together. He still has no idea.

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I've been learning about the jew. not good chums not good.

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Why are you here right now?

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grab this for the lulz..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRi-UouACL8&bpctr=1522207003

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what are some websites you chums frequent? chans forums whatever I just wan't some new sites to visit the same imageboards for 10 years has become weary and they didn't even stay the same everything is worse.

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Someone used my pic and made a thread >>>226422 impresionating me and when I tried to point that out mods deleted my comments and gave me a penalty why? I'm the real rozelli

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The day Obama took office, the Dow closed at 7,949 points. Eight years later, the Dow had almost tripled, closing at 21,414. General Motors and Chrysler were on the brink of bankruptcy, with Ford not far behind, and their failure, along with their supply chains, would have meant the loss of millions of jobs. Obama pushed through a controversial, $8o billion bailout to save the car industry. The U.S. car industry survived, started making money again, and the entire $80 billion was paid back, with interest. While we remain vulnerable to lone-wolf attacks, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully executed a mass attack here since 9/11. Obama ordered the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden. He drew down the number of troops from 180,000 in Iraq and Afghanistan to just 15,000, and increased funding for the Department of Veterans Affairs. He launched a program called Opening Doors which, since 2010, has led to a 47 percent decline in the number of homeless veterans. He set a record 73 straight months of private-sector job growth Due to Obama’s regulatory policies, greenhouse gas emissions decreased by 12%, production of renewable energy more than doubled, and our dependence on foreign oil was cut in half. He signed The Lilly Ledbetter Act, making it easier for women to sue employers for unequal pay. His Omnibus Public Lands Management Act designated more than 2 million acres as wilderness, creating thousands of miles of trails and protecting over 1,000 miles of rivers. He reduced the federal deficit from 9.8 percent of GDP in 2009 to 3.2 percent in 2016.

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>attention whore Miss me???

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This guy smacks your daughters ass... What do?

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You're sitting in a restaurant eating a meal you see her sitting at the table next to you what would you do chums??.