We have been at a hiatus for a long, long time, but I have actually been hard at work coding almost daily for all these years. In fact, it scared me how much time I put in something that to me is only a hobby. Just a few months ago I was reading 1000+ pages of programming books in a week, and I have refactored the site's code some 5 times in this past year. Every time I learned something new, and every time I made the code better to work with, with more longevity and professionalism. On top of that, I developed many of my own tools to assist in the creation of sites, because I didn't like what was out there. I have finally arrived at a point where I am happy with the code and ready to develop Enrive again. It should still take me some 2 to 3 months (perhaps much less) to translate the current code to this final iteration, and after that I will take us down for probably a day or two, upload the new code and from then on focus only on making new features, in the hopes that we grow and save the internet from all the moderators out there. One major change that will come with this first update, is that there will no longer be a distinction between user account and anonymous ID - everything will be the same system. You'll be able to create and manage boards as well as post with just 1 user account (or, in the case of posting, still with just your IP).
Elaine was playing minecraft when a friend asked for her help building a house. What did Elaine respond? I'll give the answer after 5 replies if you are too brainlet to figure it out.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR23SXhOKXE Why our perception of pedophilia has to change | Mirjam Heine | TEDxUniversityofWürzburg >One to two percent of the main male population is considered as pedophiles. This means worldwide more than 57 million people. Therefore, pedophilia is not an irrelevant phenomenon we can ignore. It is unrelated to class status and educational level. The medical student Mirjam Heine explains how an appropriate approach to the unchangeable sexual orientation pedophilia might look like. She is mainly guided by the works of Prof Dr. Dr. Beier, the head of the institute for sexology and sexual medicine at the University Hospital Berlin and the prevention network “Kein Täter Werden” (meaning “don’t offend”). Hence, she also believes that no one is responsible for their sexual orientation, for their feelings, but that everyone is responsible for acting upon this sexual orientation. She also inquires how all of us can gain if we distinguish clearly between our feelings and our actions. Since pedophiles can’t change their sexual desires, they must learn to control them to not act upon them. This talk was given at a TEDx event using the TED conference format but independently organized by a local community. The Day of the Rope, can't come soon enough..
Angel here. Short story: I'm about to ascend, but in preparation for my "test", I have to spend a week as a mortal. ...and let me tell you: Being mortal fucking sucks! How the fuck do you even manage? My legs have this dull aching in them that just persist. It really hurts! ...and I have five more days of this? Fuck this! ...and sleep! I don't even know where to begin! How do you guys manage this pitiful existence? I can't wait until this week is over, and forget it ever happened. TL;DR: How do I stop my legs from hurting? ...and you suck. Goddamnit you fucking suck! Will try to sleep now. FUCK!
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Now that the investigation is over, let's talk about what happened lol. >http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/facebook-identifies-alleged-child-rapist-bothell-man-arrested/636330212 >Facebook identifies alleged child rapist; Bothell man arrested >Here’s evidence Facebook monitors the videos and photos you post: A Bothell man is under arrest, suspected of raping a 14-year old girl he met on the social media site. >Thomas Mahoney, 24, appeared by video in a Snohomish County courtroom Wednesday afternoon, hours after being booked into the Snohomish County Jail in Everett --- on suspicion of child rape and communicating with a minor for immoral purposes. >According to Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office documents, Mahoney met a then-13 year old girl on Facebook last year. >In September 2016, “when she was 14 years of age, she met with him in Bothell, and they had sex” at his home, according to investigators.
The elephant in the room has always been the arcturian, anshar/anunaki, mantis, & galactic federation aliens operating among us, lying to us, controlling & abusing us. We're dealing with aliens with 1000 year lifespans, telepathy, technology a million years in advance. Everything in our world is a higher density psychological trap! Religion, spirituality rationalizes external forces manipulating you, keeps you in an unknown realm of victimization. There are no rules or paths. There is no Heaven, the afterlife is a trap simulation. They want us in a miasma of hypno-bliss to control. Our bodies are considered vessels for the DNA to affix the 21 gram soul energy. They reincarnate as Humans to push their agenda, theyre bloodline matchmakers. Their DNA is old, it hit a wall, they tweaked it for math skillz & lost empathy. Our DNA is new and universal, it was designed for interstellar resiliency, empathy, and beauty.
Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to secretly retrieve US made Stinger Missiles that the State Dept. had supplied to Ansar al Sharia in Libya WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission. Sec. State Hillary Clinton had brokered the Libya deal through Ambassador Stevens and a Private Arms Dealer named Marc Turi, but some of the shoulder fired Stinger Missiles ended up in Afghanistan where they were used against our own military. On July 25th, 2012, a US Chinook helicopter was downed by one of them—not destroyed only because the idiot Taliban didn't arm the missile. The helicopter didn't explode, but it had to land and an ordnance team recovered the missile’s serial number which led back to a cache of Stinger Missiles kept in Qatar by the CIA. Obama and Hillary were in full panic mode, so Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to retrieve the rest of the Stinger Missiles. This was a "do-or-die" mission, which explains the Stand Down Orders given to multiple rescue teams during the siege of the US Embassy.
So, cunts in NZ and Aus at the moment can’t even access 4chan or 8chan without a proxy, might be our chance to drum up some new chums, not sure how or where we’d advertise though.
Small Size Videos Thread In this thread we post only .webm videos that are under 900 kB.
We count from A to Z with video games. I'll start. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Install tapermonkey https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/tampermonkey/dhdgffkkebhmkfjojejmpbldmpobfkfo or https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/tampermonkey/ Install Shodan Cam Helper https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/25211-shodan-cam-helper Goto https://www.shodan.io/search?query=%22netwave+ip+camera%22 >pic related
Inner peace is dumb. Drug dealers can get you inner peace, and let you float away on opiates all day. That's exactly why it's illegal: Because inner peace will harm your life. It will demotivate you and spoil you, so that you will become inactive and weak. Inner peace is a poison of the soul. Avoid it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPrP3Y4SO_E This video is basically implying that pedophilia is a trait of highly advanced society. That actually makes sense. It would explain why are pedophilic tendencies most prevalent among men in highly advance countries like Japan, Finland or Germany. Basically pedos are the next step of human evolution, while non-pedos lag behind.
JB Smeary has resurfaced, the case will finally be solved In April the investigation was reopened and now people involved are getting killed https://apnews.com/98ae722054f04acfbbe81c19cf7324bc/Forensic-psychiatrist-who-aided-JonBenet-Ramsey-probe-killed https://apnews.com/c6e77af4998643beb9b66e9f18abd33f/Police-investigate-killing-of-4th-professional-near-Phoenix
WTF is this world coming to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Oranges. ...sucked out of the stiff nipple of a perfectly round young female teenage breast. Fellow pedophilic gentlemen, I've been sucking at this breast every day for the past months, and at this point I would choose my orange juice over a teenage breast any day. It's a local brand, so you probably will never get close to this, but I'm here to tell you that that juice of yours that you're suffering through - that bitter, coarse, rotten, filthy stuff - that it doesn't have to be that way. That is not how orange juice is supposed to taste like. ...and it's cheap as well. It's the taste of luxury, but without the pricing. Here's some guidelines to start looking for: - Is it 100% orange juice, with the pulp still in it? If it's not, then you're probably living in filthy North America and eating out of a trough. My condolences. - Is it cold-pressed? This is the key, but here's a good tell: - Does it tend to separate to some degree, if you leave it on the store shelf or your fridge, for a day or two? ...and remember, my fellow pedo aristocrats: There is a heaven (made out of perfect orange juice, and meat and chicken kebab). You just have to search the store shelves for it.
https://www.4chan.org/banner-contest 4chan is having a virtual youtuber design competition. >Basic Rules: >The design must be female. >The design must be "safe for work" >The design must prominently feature the 4chan clover logo. >The design must be an entirely original work. >You agree that 4chan may use the design for commercial purposes. >Images submitted must be no larger than 2048×2048 pixels and 5MB, and must be in either JPG or PNG format. All entries are subject to the approval of 4chan Staff. Make your winning design on this thread, preferably with a hidden digital dankie from us in it
>Hillary didn't win >now we'll never have WWIII games >we'll have to play rehashed WWII games forever
Now listen here you little shitstain reality: You give me back my ideal Ren'Py engine to program in so that I can code in peace with the tools and commands that I want, 'cause I'm not going to settle for some bullshit hereditary, backwards compatible bullshit, you hear me?! God damn can't even code a piece of shit layered imagine on this godforsaken 2016 hentai game... Why does everything have to "make progress" for?! Why can't you make things right the first time?!
Spread the word offline. Get your marker, find the perfect area and spread the word of this wonderful place irl. Extra points for more creative or more public places.
To my neighbor upstairs: FOR FUCK'S SAKE USE A HAMMER DRILL! Give it up! Stop trying to drill through concrete with a regular drill! It clearly doesn't work and you've been going at it for 30 minutes now! JUST STOP IT YOU FUCKING MORON!
I haven't been here in ages. What have you done to my beloved Masterchan? Explain yourselfs!
This chan is so fucking dead. Where can I find some another cool underground community to join?
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GAD has been arrested, again. >Convicted sex offender arrested for allegedly possessing child pornography >Joshua Glen Box, 35, of Fayetteville, was indicted by a federal grand jury on June 5 on “four counts of receiving material involving the sexual exploitation of a minor and one count of possessing material involving the sexual exploitation of a minor, with the victim being younger than 12,” KFSM reported. He was booked into the Washington County Jail on June 7. >In May, the Washington County Sheriff’s Office published a notice on its Facebook page informing citizens that Box, a Level 2 sex offender, had moved to the area. He was not wanted by police at that time. #StillGotStabbed >http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/14/convicted-sex-offender-arrested-for-allegedly-possessing-child-pornography.amp.html
I want to break free I want to break free I want to break free from your mods You're so self conceited I don't need you I've got to break free Gad knows, Gad knows I want to break free I've been able to post I've been able to post for the first time And this time I know it's staying for real I've been able to post, yeah Gad knows, Gad knows I've been able to post
Is /b/ad still alive? I don't see any moderation here, not even on /b/ad subjective rules anymore.
How do you send files to the webmaster of this site? I will let admin move this off topic to be sure they see. The twitter has been inactive for over 2 years and has messaging turned off. Any suggestions, chums?
Dumbasses BTFO again >I was only posting CandyDoll, and clothed children EVERYTIME >https://www.click2houston.com/news/over-250-sex-buyers-traffickers-arrested-on-prostitution-charges-during-sting >HOUSTON - More than 250 sex buyers and traffickers were arrested on prostitution charges during a month-long sting by the Houston Police Department and the Harris County Sheriff's Office. >A national coalition of law enforcement agencies called the National Johns Suppression Initiative made over 1,000 arrests between June 28 and July 31. Law enforcement agencies in 17 states took part in the operation. >Prostitution arrests made in Spring area 2 charged with prostitution after offering sex acts to undercover… Pastor in The Woodlands accused of prostitution >DPS trooper accused of prostitution 2 accused of trafficking girl, 14, for prostitution Harris County deputies arrested 161 sex buyers and HPD officers arrested 88 sex buyers and nine sex traffickers. >“Our aim is for Harris County and Houston to shed the dubious distinction as America’s sex trafficking capital,” Harris County Sheriff Ed Gonzalez said. “By focusing our efforts on sex buyers who are seeking to take advantage of sex trafficking victims, we are putting these predators on notice that our community won’t tolerate their behavior.” >The annual operation is coordinated by the Cook County Sheriff's Office in Illinois.
Anon-IB is as surprised as everybody else regarding the seizure of our and our client's servers hard drives by the Dutch police. We vehemently deny any and all accusations regarding revenge porn, and child pornography. We do not, and we have never advocated or participated in posting and/or sharing of revenge porn or the subject matter as sickening as child pornography. Furthermore, many, if not all, of our reputation issues originate from a site called "AnonIB", that was shut down by its owner before we made a safe and legal alternative called "Anon-IB". Our version of AnonIB (called Anon-IB) actively blocked Tor (anonymity network) exit nodes, and known proxies to deter online criminals from abusing our services and co-operated with all law enforcement agencies, whenever it was deemed necessary. That statement can be backed by hundreds of email transcriptions from our end -- and from the receiver's end. Every legitimate site co-operates with legal authorities, anyone who says different is lying, either to entrap or gain a more favorable marketing position. To reiterate what was already said: - Anon-IB was not a "revenge porn" hub. - Police investigators, our registries and our hoster can in fact attest to the fact that we never ignored any cases of possible child pornography, nor were we blamed for it. (You may ask for their emails) - Anon-IB never mocked, ignored or refused to delete potentially infringing material. Our domains: anon-ib.com anon-ib.co anon-ib.ru anon-ib.su anon-ib.to anon-ib.tv
Hello chums. I have a question wheres the best place to pick up or creep on young girls? and does anyone have links on how to get good creepshot video.
Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "A man is what he thinks about all day long". Does that make me a cute little girl?
For those fags who gets their nuts off on feet... This is a short video about where the foot fetish comes from: https://youtu.be/VAVHzGBRjdE
if you ask people 'what's the opposite of chocolate' they will answer vanilla. this isn't true, not in any sense but; if you ask, "whats the opposite of Trump ?" some will answer "Biden" and this does have some truth. .............................................................. "I'll be as straight with you as I can. I think I'm the most qualified person in the country to be president," Biden said to applause at the University of Montana. "The issues that we face as a country today are the issues that have been in my wheelhouse, that I've worked on my whole life." "No one should run for the job unless they believe that they would be qualified doing the job. I've been doing this my whole adult life, and the issues that are the most consequential relating to the plight of the middle class and our foreign policy are things that I have — even my critics would acknowledge, I may not be right but I know a great deal about it," he added.
We should really do raids, /b/. even though there's only a very few of us on this site yet, it's mostly just loyal, non normie and intelligent anons. We could organise and execute one quite effeciently seeing as how edgy 12 year olds and reddit fedoras dont run this place (unlike 4chan). the purpose of this would be to estabilish an image as the new "underbelly" of the internet which we've always strived for after seeing 4chan turn into the cancerous cesspool it is today, plus we're safer here than we could ever be on 4chan. raids will also get us more public attention which will attract more members here who can contribute to the boards, and make them quicker/more active. the only problem is attracting the attention of the wrong type of people: ie sjws, feminists, anti-pedos, oversensitive libtards, edgy cancerous kids, 9gag and reddit retards etc. these groups are like immigrants in europe and will turn this place to shit in a matter of months. that is what is happening to 8chan as we speak. so, anybody got any ideas on the raids thing, and how to keep normies away? > tl;dr ideas on organising raids and keeping normroaches away pic unrelated
Well chums, it's finally happened. I managed to accidentally format my hard drive while I was in the process of formatting my backup disk. Lost my last 4 years of internet memories. Should I kill myself? I'm the guy with the unteralterbach phone for those who remember. The point of this thread is to post Masterchan OC and whatnot. I don't want to forget this place, my first ever home.
http://www.readabilityformulas.com/free-readability-formula-tests.php >The Flesch readability test is a readability test designed to indicate how difficult a passage in English is to understand. >The Flesch Reading Ease formula will output a number from 0 to 100 - a higher score indicates easier reading. >As a rule of thumb, scores of 90-100 can be understood by an average 5th grader. >8th and 9th grade students can understand documents with a score of 60-70; >and college graduates can understand documents with a score of 0-30. Copy/paste articles from the internet and let´s find out their score and who their target audience really is.
joey went to Monica and chandlers new house and had a conversation with a little girl about , 'faking haunting's/ ghosts' so as to make his fiends not buy the house in question. name the actress that played the little girl
When you interact with a person you don't know your mind asses the unspoken language of your interlocutor in order to decide if you have in front of a threat or not. That's pretty usual. I wonder, of us 5, what kind of "signs" you look for in the other person (consciously) attitude, words, body language, etc to decide if you're in front of a friendly person or a threat? In my case I use to listen to the silences, I don't talk a lot, I prefer to let the other do the talking and I pay attention to what he or she leaves unspoken. IDK why I do that, I just do it that way.
>Dutch Police to Confiscate Clothes from People Who Look Too Poor to Wear Them >Police in Rotterdam, a city in the Netherlands, have announced that they are going to “undress” young people who are wearing clothes that look too expensive for them to be wearing. Yes — seriously. According to an article in the Independent, if you look too poor for the clothes that you’re wearing, then police will be able to confiscate them — unless you’re able to somehow prove that you actually bought them. >Rotterdam police chief Frank Paauw told the Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf. “We’re going to undress them on the street.” http://www.nationalreview.com/article/455702/rotterdam-police-undress-policy-expensive-clothes-confiscated What the fuck, how can Tin allow this
What's your New year's resolution Chums? Did you #nofap November? Did you Destroy Dick December? Are you gonna #nopee January? Or Jundle your Jill January? Maybe even Jizz Jar January?
http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/us-and-world-news/pennsylvania-man-wanted-on-865-counts-of-child-rape-arrested-in-florida https://archive.is/NsVtd >Pennsylvania man wanted on 865 counts of child rape arrested in Florida
I live in an apartment in a big city, having a real tree as christmas tree is just impossible, so I have a plastic one that serves as holder for some lights and decorations. I wonder if any of you 4 puts out a real tree for decorations and if so... what the hell do you do with that thing once it's time to take the decorations down? Can you re-sell it? Use as wood for the fireplace? Chop it down? Plant it?
>https://www.myip.ms/view/sites/8879957/ccluster.com ccluster's servers are hosted on ecatel that's all continue on with your life
Seriously ...can we not have banners? Not ever? Is it laziness on gads part? It's been like two years now ??? Pic is only there to get your attention
Toggle navigation >Two men who sexually abused a child and uploaded photographs to their child pornography website were each sentenced Friday to life in prison. >Benjamin Faulkner, 26, and Patrick Falte, 27, pleaded guilty in federal court in Richmond earlier this year to the aggravated sexual abuse of a minor. >They were taken into custody after Faulkner, of Canada, and Falte, whose address is unavailable but is from out of state, traveled to an undisclosed address in Hanover County — which had no apparent connection to the offenses — and then to Northern Virginia where the crimes occurred. http://www.richmond.com/news/local/crime/two-men-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-for-aggravated-sexual/article_7570c7b6-8d6a-5547-8650-5e65ad940820.html
News from 2011 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065528/Polluted-water-supply-turning-gay-warns-angry-mayor.html >Mayor Jose Benitez has revealed that the metal strontium has got in the water supply - and warned of its apparent side-effects. >'Unfortunately strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we'll be as Tabalosos, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality,' he announced, So I checked the internet a little and: https://www.awwa.org/legislation-regulation/regulations/drinking-water-regulation.aspx >In the Final Third Regulatory Determinations, if EPA continues on its path to regulate strontium, a final rule would be expected in 2019 or 2020 Strontium is still not regulated. Strontium is REALLY turning the frigging frogs gay, it has for many years now. This is why the nu-male epidemic happened. #strontiumgate
Hello chums, I have created a general discord /v/ room for all chans and vidya interests. Discord is very extreme with its rules and can ban servers really fast, so it is a place to mostly just play games with each other and make friendships, but you can also post non loli lewd vidya in their respective rooms (discord will ban any lewd drawings under 18) Here is the invite: https://discord.gg/jfCDcXB
daily reminder that ccluster stands for cyberpunk cluster https://youtu.be/ua_7zieH0Zo
Greetings from https://mewch.net
Whats your motivation to keep returning here even though its realistically just another dead image board
What is supreme bliss to you? Don't hold back, we can all trust gad that we are really anonymous here
any original chums here still? I remember green txt chum, there was shoop chum he did most the mc memes at least the good ones. and i think hoots he had epic lolis full sets usually. there was a few others the one chum who would constantly argue and bitch out fagmin lol. and I'm sandraman. all the mc memes are on a roasted hard drive i have. will try to find some. we made some timeline memes which which documented the beginning history of this place.
This may be a 4chan-tier themed thread but it's a new thread regardless--so if you don't like it, make your own. So chums, what is the strangest object you have used to get off with? Your socks and little/big sister's panties don't count. I found a hand puppet in a storage bin that I used to play with as a little kid and I had a raging boner so this brilliant idea popped into my head to fuck the hole where you put your hand in to move the mouth flaps. Well, needless to say, the fabric wrapped around my cock felt mesmerizing and after about 10 minutes of gently twisting it and massaging myself I ended up pulling out of it just in time before unloading a week's worth of cum all over my bedroom floor. I used it until I accidentally came inside of it because the crustiness of dried cum made it so the fabric was no longer silky-smooth to press against. And it felt like beating off with sandpaper so I had to go back to my hands unfortunately.
Last visit I made to this place was months ago, and last time I was here extensively was back when it was Mchan and Let's be fucking honest guys, as someone who's currently sitting on the toilet taking a shit and for the sake of lolz decided to type the URL to this wasteland into his browser I can only say, since we pedos left, this place has become fucking shit, there's nothing here! I mean come the fuck on, this place is sooo boring now, we used to have exciting drama and strange things happening, memes and OC, now we have a bunch of people who do, well nothing, and hate the only good thing to ever come of this chan, it's like if you drove bees out of a beehive and then hoped it was still as active as before. You guys are just plain dumb, and this place is just plain dead. There is more spam than actual posts. -singing off, chum 1
Scary thread. A couple of days ago I found this directory in a dark and forgotten corner of my hard drive. Some are very old, some are from reputable artists, some are here for the shock alone. I'll be dumping scary pictures, feel free to contribute until bad off topic the shit out of this.
can we talk about tumblr?.... from a business point of view. ? its gonna die. and...good / fucking retards . can we talk? pic not related, (as it should be)
From the LSP FB TROOP D NEWS RELEASE August 21, 2017 Westlake Man Arrested Third Time for Child Pornography WESTLAKE — A Westlake man has been arrested a third time for possession of child pornography. Earlier this month, the Special Victims Unit of the Louisiana State Police Bureau of Investigations initiated an investigation into the possession and sharing of child pornography in Calcasieu Parish. The investigation led Troopers to obtain a search warrant for a residence in Westlake, Louisiana. On August 18, 2017, Troopers served the search warrant at the residence and determined 35-year-old Joshua J. Cupit of Westlake downloaded and shared videos of children being sexually abused. Cupit is currently a registered sex offender for prior convictions for child pornography-related offenses in two other states. After further investigation, investigators learned Cupit also possessed child sexual abuse images and videos at another residence in Beauregard Parish. Cupit was charged with pornography involving juveniles and unlawful presence of a sex offender in Calcasieu Parish. He was also charged in Beauregard Parish with pornography involving juveniles (320 counts). Cupit was booked into the Calcasieu Correctional Center. Bond was set at $250,000 in Calcasieu Parish and $450,000 in Beauregard Parish. The investigation is continuing. Anyone with information about this case is asked to contact the Louisiana State Police Special Victims Unit at 318-487-5099. Contact Information: Sgt. James Anderson Louisiana State Police Public Affairs Section Office: (337) 491-2932 firstname.lastname@example.org www.LSP.org
How many people are still left on this site? I know the spam has been a deterrent but it's just so fucking slow nowadays. I know there's at least 2 mods, not sure if one of them is the anonymous chum over at PC or not though. I'm one of the namefags there. Then we got drawfag, so there's potentially 3-4 and I'm not even going to include the spammers but there is the TLCultist and a pedo sperg. Not sure if the chum with over 9k posts (literally) falls into any group I've noted so far is also the same fag who has apparently been here since the beginning and likes to brag about it occasionally. Then we've got gadmin/gadette. Am I missing any regulars? A h doesn't count because he only shows his face here when he gets banned from somewhere.
i just deleted 60 gigs of cp, kept my sandra laura b and some dasha and ls all clothed mind you. but the hard shit i let it go, trying to train myself to like 18 yr olds and up, difficult there all used up and fat. fuk i wish i lived in the 1900;s when loli love was fine. that or i need to hang with the elites. found a nice looking gook she has a young body no hips small ass short, but she has two kids, fuck my life.so chums wish me luck. im not a pedo not into babys n shit they have to understand things . so 9 up 7up if she looks like inna. still i'll never have that love or peace so 18up and fake it till i die.
Has anyone ever been close to or has been caught in the act of getting of before? In public or private? I've jacked off in public a few times but I made sure the few people around could not see or hear me. But never completely out in the open. >inb4 old article--still relevant though https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/4wb4m9/blackburn-man-does-five-lines-of-cocaine-has-a-forty-minute-wank-in-a-beer-garden-is-arrested-303
The end is near, our secret organization has been prepared for this time for years. We are prepared and ready.
If you were given an unlimited budget to design a new home to live in, what would you do? For starters, since severe weather is something that occurs in my area once in awhile, I would make the project site on a hill or a higher elevation away from water then proceed to have the home built below ground to avoid occasional maintenance above (e.g. roof repairs, shingles missing, etc.). To make it accessible from the outside however there would be a large cement garage/shed? for me to park a vehicle in with an elevator to bring down large items such as furniture. If the power were to go out for any reason I would include a staircase on the side to get out. I would rely on solar panels on top of and near the outside entrance to keep a lower profile. I'd have a gaming room (filled to the brim with all the best RPGs, super comfy gaming chair, etc.), personal in-home theater, master bathroom with a sauna, hot tub and stand-up/sit-down shower with the built-in water-proof sound system. The main bedroom would be attached to the master bathroom out of sheer laziness. The kitchen would be staffed by a woman (a chef/nutritionist of course) with the most amazing body (per my preferences) and would also serve as my unwavering on-call sex toy 24/7 because she would live with me. She'd have her own room but the only bed in the home would be in my room. But she'd have access to a large closet for her clothes and shoes to tease me with. There would be security cameras all over the fucking place and a secret monitoring room that only I would know how to access. In fact, I'd make it so there are secret passages all over the fucking place to get to secret rooms/bunkers to hide out in. Basically it'd be like the ideal man cave but bigger.
Socialists justify their position by stating that it is the worker's that actually do everything, not bosses. In that case, why don't all the worker just get together and pool their money to start a new business where the profits are shared in a socialistic way, and compete with the capitalist businesses? You don't need to change a society from capitalist to socialist to have socialist work environments. So why don't they just do that? pls respond [/b/admin don't off topic pls]
What is your opinion on naturally-produced skin cream chums? Anyone here get to share it or take advantage of it in some form or another?
Dead board Dead Chan But at least I don't have to fill out the captcha for every post like half chan or full chan /b/
Spammer's back. I guess peace and quiet is just too much to long for on here besides a more active gadmin.
You guys enjoying your spam reporting duties? I was on the other day and there was spam going back like 15+ pages so I left lol.
Click here to die from cancer. https://youtu.be/WnYPy2Znawg
90,000-strong child porn ring busted on ‘dark web’ https://on.rt.com/8h54 Police in Frankfurt swooped on suspected pedophiles after busting a massive child pornography website on the ‘dark web’. The site had almost 90,000 users who swapped graphic images of children and arranged meetings to abuse them. The forum, known as ‘Elysium,’ had existed on the internet’s darkside since the end of 2016.
what are the hopes and dreams you have for your life, /b/ and more importantly, how are you working on obtaining them?
So, here's a question for you, I'm looking for a specific e-book: The Hellbound Heart, by Clive Barker. I found the audiobook but to be honest I hate audiobooks, I want something to read on my cell phone instead. Where do you chums find rare things, specifically e-books?
I AM THE BALL THE BALL OF FUTURE EVENTS Ask some stupid question and you shall receive a stupid answer!
i'm a pervert anywhere i can trade porn online in real time? and we can jerkoff in a group or together?
Worth? >inb4 I'm not worthy Can you change a flat tire? Remove a downed tree from the only road from town? Catch loose livestock? Back up a trailer? Do CPR? Detain a shoplifter? Lift 300+ lbs? What is it that you can do? Would you only do it for money, or would you be my hero if need be?
This is my girlfriend. How did I get her, you may ask? It's true, she is mine. I have been watching the Oxygen Channel, and I think it made me more in-tune with female emotions and feeling, making me more sensitive to my girlfriend's thoughts and dreams. I love her with all my heart, and I am dreaming of the day soon, when I ask for her hand. Wish me luck chums.
Steganograpy thread! It's been awhile so I figured it's time for a new one. Note: Tested it and it worked just fine.
my niece has come around in her super tight short shorts i started smelling her dirty panties smells so good she tastes salty how do i fuck her or eat her pussy?.tips would help.shes legal. she wears this kind of shorts for the pool and is just like this. i sucked her juices from it after she wore it.
From the trenches: Chums, if you're reporting this spam as I do, make sure to actually enter in the thread, instead of reporting them from the front page. More often than not there's more spam that you can't see if you just click on the front page. Over and out.-
please ignore and report the imposter maid, he's a fraud and forcing a bad image upon me and all other genuine, hardworking maids.
its official . the trump and brexit votes are the last dying gasp of a decrepit generation . the baby-boomers. its really over. its all over but the screaming and crying. Gen X and the millenials will be taking over. white america is over . globalism is the new nationalism. it will be done. the pizzaGate crowd has very little time left, and they know it... hence...charlottesville
Hello /b/, my name is ______ and I am honored to introduce myself as your new maid. I will work hard and try my very best to filter content appropriately into on and off topic, so that only the best will be served to you.
So /b/, do you have/use an iPhone? Why? Why not? I'm not exactly looking for a flame war, for that it's enough to see the comments of any youtube video, I'm more interested in your actual opinion. I do use an iPhone in b4 sheep my reason is simple: I need reliability for when I'm travelling, I don't want to concern myself with possible virus and leaks.
So, /b/, I was watching YouTube videos, one that mentioned Infowars. Infowars promoted the pizzagate some time ago, basically throwing fuel to the fire in order to profit from the unrest. Which is basically what every single news media does. They need to eat too, so nothing wrong about it. In order to protect himself from a law that's about to come out, Alex Jones (the face and host of Infowars, who was spewing basically lies about pizzagate, even after it was debunked) flip over like a pankake defining his role in the YouTube channel as a "performance". Of course, if it's a performance it's not necesarily true, an actor is not obligated to say the truth, he's acting. If you're a journalist things are different. The damage is done, though. /b/, what do you think? Should a person be hold responsable of their actions (given there's real consequences as a product of those actions) even if they cover their asses legally? It would be similar to lit a car on fire and then shout "It's a prank, bro".
if they can take down Alex Jones non of us our safe. https://www.pscp.tv/w/1BRJjeVWyLgGw
Welcome to Ccluster, where your threads and posts are deleted if gad doesnt like it even if you posted nothing illegal. Where a girl shoulder triggers reportfag instantly. Where there is no free speech and no one is entitled to their own opinion. Where you get banned for no reason what so ever.
Humm, curious how many random pictures appeared in dead boards... Necromancy? Or may be (just may be) the attempt of the spammers to increase their post number? hummm...
Time for some new users. Taking suggestions to name-drop ccluster.. We could use some more diverse open minded posters. Hopefully they'll less cancerous then we are..
welp looks like teens and kids can consent to sex. https://yournewswire.com/french-law-children-consent-sex/
What other chans do you guys visit? I visited 4chan for the first time in a couple years. Its changed a lot. Just a bunch of porn, gore, and 12 year olds posting ylyl bullshit.
Shortly after major changes to Masterchan/Ccluster operations due to harassment from the Netherlands government President Erdogan has accused the Netherlands of 'Nazism', urged international sanctions against them, and claimed that the Netherland will pay the price for their actions. Is he, dare I say, /our chum/?
"The FBI revealed that in the US alone, 350 arrests were made as part of a wide-ranging investigation into Playpen – a secret website that is being referred to as possibly the biggest child pornography online dump that ever existed. The arrests and other law enforcement actions related to the investigation were carried out “in countries far and near”, including Turkey, Peru, Chile, Ukraine, Israel and Malaysia, according to the FBI. Europe accounts for the major share of arrests and convictions with 368 suspects being charged. A total of 870 arrests were made in connection with the case, according to Europol. Over 300 children who had suffered sexual abuse at the hands of Playpen members have been identified or rescued. EU Commissioner for the Security Union, Sir Julian King, said “a hugely significant blow has been struck against one of the most heinous of crimes, arguably the worst of all, thanks to the excellent transnational cooperation of Europol with the FBI and US Department of Justice, as well as other law enforcement agencies around the world.” Playpen’s founder, Steven W. Chase, 58, was sentenced Monday to 30 years behind bars. The site he set up in August 2014 boasted some 150,000 users worldwide until it was taken down by the FBI following a controversial covert operation." https://www.rt.com/news/387317-pedophile-ring-arrested-playpen/ All playpen users are fucked. Good luck
our generation was the best. no shit. we had fun.\ you guys can keep your Katy Perry and your Hamilton . keep you GLEE and your high school musical also
So... In the sticky thread someone said an image of duck duck go is a confirmation of being a child molester. Given "pedo" and derivates are insults as meaningless as "autist" I wonder... how a child molester looks in your mind? Don't post real ones, I want to see faces that represent what you think an archetypical child molester should look, here's mine:
well its finaly here type anything in and have a little girl say it. what could go wrong. http://www.acapela-group.com
Daily reminder that having the name anonymous or outlander at the top of our posts is a divide and conquer technique created by (((them))). Just like the whole off topic label. Without any of the above, noone would know such systems exist.
To help pass the time... What is something fucked up you've done in your life and had karma come to bite you in the ass for it? I'm not too fucked in the head compared to some people but when I was in grade school some kid accidentally killed himself with a belt while trying to masturbate and I made a hangman joke the day after and thanks to some little shithead the whole school knew that I made a joke about it before the end of the day. And of course, like the telephone game, it was nothing like the original joke I had made-- so it was automatically several times more fucked up by the time I heard the last incarnation of it. I thought the kid I told the joke to was a nobody. Apparently I was wrong. Fortunately it was towards the end of the school year so I was only hated, intimidated and threats aimed at me for a couple of months and by the time the new school year had started everyone seemed to forget about it. Your turn.
thought police literally England better unfuk themselves fast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=605&v=yZwZIXIDP2U
I hereby claim this chan compromised I advise constant shit posting Until badmin quits censoring us
>18 years old >my life is senseless >will get beaten up by a guy because i fucked his girl >tried to kill myself but failed (jumping out of the window) >if someone wanna give me positive feelings, call me ._.! +4915732627354
OK, who's the retard advertising this place on 4skin/8pol/Reddit? The Shitlanders are shitting up the site and necrobumping old threads with nothing worth contributing.
Will porn ever become mainstream media? >Parents are watching comedy movie >I walk in >There's a bride who says she'll fuck the first guy she sees because husband cheated on her. >I'm mesmerized by this porn scenario, I involuntarily stay there for some 5 minutes watching. >Bride finds a guy, he pulls out his practical effects dick. >Awkard boner.jpg >They go back to talking and the story moves on. >Realise there won't be any sex and my parents are right beside me. >What the hell was I even watching this crap for? >Ponder on what led me to expect any lewd scenes in the first place. Does porn have any cinematographic value? Does it have to considering how most /tv/ these days amounts to references and explosions and action sequences? Will people ever watch 10 minute blowjobs on the theatre? Is that a good thing or a sign of how degenerate society has become?
https://www.tribalwars.net/register.php?ref_code=ENCXTE34&ref=player_invite_linkrl World 90 has just opened and I'm in need of tribemates and allies. Let us pillage, rape and conquer.
It never fucking ends. In fact, I think it's getting worse. This may be futile, but, what the fuck is the point of flooding a dead site with non-stop spam? No one's clicking on the links any more so what's the point?
Who was in the wrong here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05FmSnziyaY
which one of you fucks made these and why https://youtu.be/N6eTc6i4wmU
Yo chums, been three years since i last been here. Sad to see it get all fucked up just like librechan but whatever, all good things must come to an end. My question is does anyone still have that video that was like the theme of MC? It was the dancing pedobear with pictures of the site and shit. Used to have it but lost it in a hdd crash
sad lonely people thread. please let us talk about our sadness in peace. i don't bully you you don't bully me and other sad lonely people. all my life i have always felt that i am weak. i'm weak minded and physically weak as well. i think my worsening social anxiety is a result of that feeling of weakness. I think I have a mental defect. I look at my father and I see that I have inherited the worse traits from him but he is a horrible person overall so I suppose that was inevitable... i often think about how people view me, sometimes i am right. I think when you've spent so many years reading people emotion it becomes quite accurate. i guess that's why i would rather stay in my bedroom. it must be fate.
Theres this one video where this girl asks her brother if "hes coming to bed". He joins her and they proceed to dry hump. Can anyone provide sauce???
The pedos are long gone and this site is ripe for colonization. Henceforth, Masterchan belongs to the zoophiles!
What the fuck is "enrive"? Anyway, I remember seeing cum tribute pictures/videos from this guy (pic related) back in masterchan. Any chum might perhaps still have the content he's done to little girls? Like, Kristina Pimenova and other young girls. He goes by the name of dicknukem86. If you don't have him but have another guy, feel free to upload as well.
Fletcher started going out with his current fiancé in October, 2010. She started to fool around with her ex, behind Fletcher’s back, in December of 2010 and continued up until recently. They are still together. He still has no idea.
grab this for the lulz..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRi-UouACL8&bpctr=1522207003
what are some websites you chums frequent? chans forums whatever I just wan't some new sites to visit the same imageboards for 10 years has become weary and they didn't even stay the same everything is worse.
Someone used my pic and made a thread >>>226422 impresionating me and when I tried to point that out mods deleted my comments and gave me a penalty why? I'm the real rozelli
The day Obama took office, the Dow closed at 7,949 points. Eight years later, the Dow had almost tripled, closing at 21,414. General Motors and Chrysler were on the brink of bankruptcy, with Ford not far behind, and their failure, along with their supply chains, would have meant the loss of millions of jobs. Obama pushed through a controversial, $8o billion bailout to save the car industry. The U.S. car industry survived, started making money again, and the entire $80 billion was paid back, with interest. While we remain vulnerable to lone-wolf attacks, no foreign terrorist organization has successfully executed a mass attack here since 9/11. Obama ordered the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden. He drew down the number of troops from 180,000 in Iraq and Afghanistan to just 15,000, and increased funding for the Department of Veterans Affairs. He launched a program called Opening Doors which, since 2010, has led to a 47 percent decline in the number of homeless veterans. He set a record 73 straight months of private-sector job growth Due to Obama’s regulatory policies, greenhouse gas emissions decreased by 12%, production of renewable energy more than doubled, and our dependence on foreign oil was cut in half. He signed The Lilly Ledbetter Act, making it easier for women to sue employers for unequal pay. His Omnibus Public Lands Management Act designated more than 2 million acres as wilderness, creating thousands of miles of trails and protecting over 1,000 miles of rivers. He reduced the federal deficit from 9.8 percent of GDP in 2009 to 3.2 percent in 2016.
You're sitting in a restaurant eating a meal you see her sitting at the table next to you what would you do chums??.
This thread is to cleanse the /b/ picture from the front page. It doesn't have other purpouse.
wghen you come back many months later and your post is still on the latest images list :^)