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This man has a pregnant 11yo wife and you don't even have a gf anon. Explain yourself.
>>233640 if that were true, but the truth is that women are forced to be with men they have no desire nor affinity for. >>233641 If whites are going to act like mudslimes or niggers raping women and kids then we are shit tier like they are and don't deserve to be alive
>>233645 This is like saying that fathers are bad people by default. She looks quite happy, and if she's unhappy, she can always get a divorce.
>>233645 > we are shit tier and don't deserve to be alive I agree. You are shit tier and you don't deserve to be alive.
rape all kids
Well chums, it's finally happened. I managed to accidentally format my hard drive while I was in the process of formatting my backup disk. Lost my last 4 years of internet memories. Should I kill myself? I'm the guy with the unteralterbach phone for those who remember. The point of this thread is to post Masterchan OC and whatnot. I don't want to forget this place, my first ever home.
>>233450 please only post yourself AFTER shaving your armpits thanks
>>233314 not really
Fairness would require people watching videos with murder to be charged as complicit, since that is what they do to pedos.
I was just banned from FreeSpeechTube. I didn't time it, but it must have taken at the most an hour from the creation of my account, and exactly one single post, simply declaring that I wasn't like them. That was it. I can't make another account either, so that was that. "Free speech", everyone. Free speech for pedos who toe a special kind of line, as defined by Norbert's personal faggotry. I'm starting to get sick of people claiming to be free speech advocates, while actually just waviing that flag to excuse their own personal agendas. Gab was like that too, but Torba's nazi-christian faggotry you could see coming a mile away. THIS nazi-christian faggotry caught me by surprise. It took just one single introduction post to get banned. That's actually a record. I think Amos was right to leave that site. ...or maybe he was banned - who knows? ...so what you see on that site, know that pedos are not like that. What you see there is a special kind of distilled breed a la Norbert, of only the finest and most approved behavior.
>>233464 >Kek We dont say that here newchum.
>>233514 That's because of people flooding the site with YouTube videos of little girls dancing. A better system would be to not show all recently uploaded videos on the front page, but I understand it.
>>233522 If you can't stand even 5-10 thumbs of little girls dancing, on a site containing mostly pedos, then your soul is weak. That's not even close to a flood. The real reason is that Norbert is a faggot, and that all that he allows on his site are fellow faggots, at least outwardly. Now that he's set up a member wall, things will may start to rot on the inside, and they will at the same time start to eat themselves. I'd check their forums for updates, but I've stopped caring. If I want another site, where my opinions matter less, I'll just go to slowpoke-chan. They no longer check for HTTP referrers now, so I can finally post again. It's just that the speed is attrocious, probably because of some long rerouting via NSA servers.
>>233523 Norbert is not gay. I went to his personal website and he said in a document "I am primarily - but not exclusively - attracted to prepubescent girls"
>>233516 >>233516 hes right you know, old chum confirmed,
Is anyone else here fascinated by pooping? I feel great when I've pooped a lot. I can create really big brown snakes, and then it feels like I've accomplished something - like I'm a butterfly that has just left its chrysalis. I think my feces must weigh maybe a whole kilo. I wish I was a superhero who could just save the world by swooping down and leaving a looong brown snake across the problem, so that everybody could recognize how big my poop is. It is a weird feeling. Now I can move on to eating, which is my most favourite thing in the whole world. Don't eat poop, though. - Poopie Girl
The thing with focusing so much on clenching your anus, and trying to manage the traffic down there all day long, is that you sort of become your anus. Your nervous system kind of adapts and reroutes, until you're constantly acutely aware of your anus with heightened senses, which means that you feel like you're your anus, which is indistinguishable from being my anus. ...and so I live inside my butthole now. I have become the anus. This is my superpower. I am Anus Girl. I traffic the poop.
As Anus Girl, I think I should acknowledge my boyfriend Mr. Poop. He's big, long and brown, and I've been living with him for all my life, so it's about time that I made it official. Sometimes he penetrates me and it feels good, and so we have sex when I poop I guess. I think I can make this existence work. Just me and my boyfriend, living in my anal home. It might seem a little crazy, but I like it.
Exploring for a bit, I've figured out that I can move/clench my sphincter using 6-8 muscles. First there's the two outer buttocks muscles. Those are like the final measures against escapees. If you clasp the buttocks together, you're basically just making a messy smear. Then you have the back buttocks muscles, clenching the back of the sphincter. They feel pretty good to clench on and off, actually. Then you have the front sphincter muscles in your taint, that together with the former two muscles are the main four clenchers. ...and then I think you have the labia muscles that I think might apply some kind of pressure as well, but I'm not sure. It's hard to tell them apart from the front clenchers just below them. I want to play around with my new home so much, but that'll have to wait 'til tomorrow at least, because I have to sleep now. I wish I could decorate the inside of my anus with potted plants and stuff, and make it real cozy, so that I could invite friends over or something. First I'd guide them up to the path between my buttocks, and then I'll open up my backdoor and give them a firm hug on the way in, and then they'll be able to hang out with me inside and have fun. ...unless my boyfriend is home, of course. He's the jealous type - he'll just push them all out sooner or later, because he wants me all for himself - teehee!
Poopie news! =D That's right: I made a poopie, in my pants. =) It wasn't much, but it was in public, so it counts. :D I wish I had a camera so that I could take a picture of the skidmark for you. There was a tiny little unsmeared bit left in the middle of the skidmark too. It probably came out when I farted, because it felt like something came lose, but I didn't bother checking until I went home. Now I've wiped it and rinsed it, and so hopefully I'm sitting on a clean bum right now. Poopie news with Poopie Girl, signing off! =D
you should video tape every time you poop and make a website where you sell videos of it. I would buy them
what happened to 8channel?
>more of an echo chamber I don't believe you. New 4chan is like THE echo chamber.
>>233583 The site owner changed hosts, as their former host requested that they remove the /libre/ board for CP. The new url is https://8chnl.net >>233585 Wrong site >Outlander That would be 8chan, not 8channel
>>233587 Oh, that's right: There's probably some copycat channel too, that sounds like some kind of honeypot. Yet another inferior chan to not go to.
>>233587 It's down again, do you know the new url?>>233587
Some footage from the upcoming sonic movie got leaked What do you think?
It think that this movie is supposed to pander to a bunch of 40 year old virgins, who are 40 year old virgins exactly because of their autistic fascination with children's games. This movie is for mental retards, Sonic being their icon. I'm not saying that people who's into Sonichu deserve bad things to happen to them. I'm just saying that compared to Chrischan, I'm a normal person. ...so go enjoy your movie. I heard they fixed Sonic now. Good for you. I also heard there's a new Pokémon out, where they've just give up on colors for the undertitles and have just started throwing objects at them. You're a bunch of Japanese drones and you don't even care.
>>233291 >Some footage from the upcoming sonic movie got leaked
KEK I'm surprised they got Jaleel White to return for Sonic, but who knows what else he has going on.
In what ways will drones change our lives? It is starting to get pretty uncanny https://youtu.be/seiUJa732ko >be anon shut in >take your drone to a rave >get to be around womyn and other people >you've become an normie it changes everything
buy a dog fam
>>233256 Put brain in drone cockpit >vat in the jar Can fly around FOREVER !! >or until batteries run out
>put poo on drone >find chad >drop poo on chad >he will think it came from a bird
Post your weight, in kilos or pounds, and I'll post a cagefighter, an action hero, or a pro wrestler, who weighs closest to your weight. (My list has 210 entries.)
>>233220 Congratulations! You weigh as much as Batman does. According to the game Arkham Asylum, Batman weighs 210 pounds, or 95.3 kilos, without his armor. 210 pounds is also how much WWE pro wrestler Daniel Bryan weighs. Though he's retired now, due to head injuries, this vegan underdog used to be the fan favourite, his catchphrase being "Yes! Yes! Yes!". He was also an IC champion at one point.
>>233222 Nice, I am masterrace as fuck also, 222 respect
This is what a twitchthot gamer gurl sounds like in 2020 Is it an improvement?
Women were a mistake.
Let's talk about fullchan RIP in peace 8chan aka 8ch
>>233206 this jim guy seems a little nutty
So i dont get it, what is the link for 8kun Its switched up a lot, and at one time it was 8kun.us Or is it just down for maintenance
>>233218 they keep killing the domain name 8chan may be rip forever
Lol - nazi tears.
I wish there was a way to see account age. My post count is weak, but I've been around since 2014.
>>233005 I had the legacy name 'anonymous' but the password saved in my .txt is incorrect
>>233209 a legend dies
Today we scry in drink coasters. What can drink coasters tell you about their owner? I bought the depicted coasters yesterday. Am I still a fag, or have these coasters finally upgraded me to adulthood? Would women look at these coasters and start lubricating in anticipation? I want to know. Show's YOUR coasters?
>>233210 I have a wooden coaster that is "sweating" and water is going under it, piece of shit. Your coasters are alright, rustic but nice. I want to buy something more traditional I think a good coaster is important to impress women because women like to know they have support
What the fuck is "enrive"? Anyway, I remember seeing cum tribute pictures/videos from this guy (pic related) back in masterchan. Any chum might perhaps still have the content he's done to little girls? Like, Kristina Pimenova and other young girls. He goes by the name of dicknukem86. If you don't have him but have another guy, feel free to upload as well.
>>230387 My dick's bent and I'm not circumcised
>>230357 This is the closest legally to lg bukkake. Fucking hot.
I think the cat's out of the bag at this point: I'm completely retarded. I mean I'm probably not as retarded as they come, but I'm both mentally and physically retarded. You'll hear me coming a mile away, because of my audible screeching and blabbering. Yes, I fell on my head when I was a child. Maybe that did it. Of course I'm too retarded to notice it a lot of the time, so to me I'm just a normal person, until I actually think about it. I had a caregiver once, provided for free by the state, to help me with my household chores, but even they couldn't stand me. ...so are there any retard friends here? We can share stories about how embarrassingly retarded we are. There is no shame here - this is the internet. Am I really the king of all retards around here, or am I just second in command? Challenge me!
>>>233146 He got a lunch date? ...with a mentor? What if *I* want a lunch date with a mentor? Imagine your own fucking "Don't kill anyone." life coach. Can I make demands? Can I go like "Well, I'm only planning to kill people because Molly won't fuck me hard with a Santa hat on. Can you make arrangements for that? It will make me very happy and non-murderous.". I assume he didn't have to pay for the lunch either. ...AND traffic to Enrive, you say? This is sounding like there's only good things that'll come to me if I start threatening to kill people. ...and you "made sure none of MC got out of hand"? ...on a freedom of speech site? Yeah, that does sound like a white knight. Did you get laid for that or what? No? That bitch! It's almost as if you did all that for her, whatever it was, and then you got cucked, and had to go spill your seed on the ground, after having betrayed those around you. That sounds like a bad end to me. (Cont.)
The last time I threatened people with violence, they sentenced me to psychiatric care, but at that point I had had enough of idiotic shrinks, so I just didn't show up. I heard they were pretty mad about that. Submission before Iustitia is optional. You don't have to show up to court if you don't want to, for example. They COULD come and get you, if it's something that's gotten media attention, but basically they're a bunch of fat hippos who'd rather drive their squad cars on walkways, rather than walk anywhere, so nobody cares if you don't. ...but I don't have any plans to kill people. Why kill people when you can let them live and cause trouble for the REST of society? They are my little weapons: Gang rapists, murderers, et cetera... They will be instrumental to bringing Iustitia to her knees, you see. All I have to do, is stay clear of them. >Your post is (((glowing))) I heard 4chan is back now. It's all the memes that you could ever want, just waiting for more memes. What are you waiting for? You can never get enough memes. I hear they even have special meme color features over there. ...like your very own crayon box.
Well, back to me being retarded: If it isn't the coffie, it's the cookies. Can't open a package of cookies without one of them rolling across the entire desk and falling behind it, it seems. I finally fished it out of there. No cookies for you, insects. You know, they used to make packages easy to open back in the day, with markings and directions. ...but apparently they have something against retards now, the fascists. ...or maybe I'm just of a whole class of retardation of my own.
I pissed myself this morning. I was just sitting down in my chair, when I felt a little pee drizzle onto my thighs. Tried to wipe it with my hands before I considered to use toilet paper.
Any chums still on here? Is the dawn of mankind upon us? Everythings been going downhill since the beginning of the year. WW3 threat, coronavirus, straya fires, jamaica earthquake... How much longer until the end?
We've got you covered: >>>/doom/
>>233619 The beginning is near chum.
>>233619 I`m here forever
dear trump supporters , ...you must KNOW. you've gotta know its all bullshit?? you cant really believe the shit the 'defense' is saying? you cant believe the evidence is 'weak' ? you cant really believe the whole thing is some kindda hoax? we was caught red handed with a smoking gun in his hand. \ you are not sooo fucking stupid you believe any of the republicans claims? you gotta KNOW . you know he's as guilty as fuckall ...you just DONT CARE ? Right? you cant be so gullible as to... buy in ... ? can you ?
>>233596 On the other end of the spectrum, we of course also have "the true believers": Children who have genuinely been raised by "the alt-right" channels on YouTube, and don't even know how the world works. The majority of the masses don't live in cities, or recieve good education. They are backwater farmers who have bible quotes and beltings for education. They take tweets at face value, without checking sources, and they don't second guess authority figures. Stupidity is the norm, and if you don't submit to stupidity, mobs will form in one way or another, and deplatform you. This has been the way ever since the French revolution: The truth doesn't prevail. The loudest mouths do, and the numbers. Also Trump played the algorithm game: He got fed data of what was popular on the internet (via Facebook, et cetera) and he simply played into that. He knows what the stupid minds of the masses wants, better than even they do. ...and so it's going to take an even bigger puppeteer to defeat him and people like him - a harder controller of the narrative, like the CEO of Google. It's amazing just how much censorship is going on today - how much Google's search results are shrinking, and people's entire existences erased. We have less and less idea of what's going on in the real world by the day. It's all bullshit now. Even the "champions of truth" that tell us to be against this censorship, are nothing but bullshit artists.
>>233597 ...stupidity is the norm.... , I can get my head around that,
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=gummo+movie&atb=v203-1&iax=images&ia=images Gummo is the norm, if you havnt seen it, WATCH IT