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>>234889 >Nice try FBI #YOLO



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INTRODUCTION TO BLACK MAGIC Since I recently managed to curse the human kind with such a strong curse that it caused the coronavirus outbreak, I think it is the right time to share some basic knowledge of black magic with certain handpicked internet communities. I think the knowledge of magic is too valuable and so I have to make sure that it won't get lost after my death. My research of magic took many years, I have been studying it for decades, but it was only recently that I conducted experiments, various tests and used my knowledge in practical applications for the first time. You can see the results of my research destroying the human society right now after all. That proves that contrary of common believes, black magic does work and it is not as complicated as some people would want you to believe. At least the very core idea is very simple: Just as physics is a body of knowledge about harnessing and channeling energy, magic is a body of knowledge about harnessing and channeling karma. Science tells you how to extract energy, how to change its form and how to use this process to do useful work. Magic does the same thing with karma. It tells you how to harness karma, how to change its form and how to use it to affect various events and sometimes the history itself. The following parts will explain the very basics of black magic. It won't go too deeply into the details, but I promise you that the explanation of the core idea will be complete enough that the knowledge gained by reading this book can be immediately put into test and used for practical purposes. The explanation will be brief, but powerful and with demonstrably useful results.


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IT'S WORKING ! ! !

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>>234890 Wrong thread, idiot.

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>>234890 Oh, no, wait. Maybe it's not the wrong thread. Maybe you've given up the angry letters, and now you're just trying to black magic the site. I think you've reached top cringe now.

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>>234892 I have been trying to curse Anna by using black magic for months. And now it is finally working!

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>>234893 Good for you, man.



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Guys how do you deal with stress after a hard day of work? I feel like going full Mike Tyson on a sluts tits!


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I'm way too crazy to have a job. I take all my stress and use it to pray to Kali with until I'm too exhausted to think. ...and then I fall asleep. In your case, since you don't believe in Kali, just take two potlids and bang them together while singing until you lose consciousness. When you're unconscious, you're no longer stressed, so problem solved. ...but I also recommend joining my /kali/ cult, so that you can make better use of your stress. You are meant to be stressed. You think your biggest worry is work? No. Your biggest worry is that Kali will one day catch up to you and eat you, and that will be it. You think work is cruel? Kali is a hundred times more cruel. ...so stress is good to have. Have MORE stress!

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>>235422 lol man this made me laugh



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How long until someone creates an Augmented Reality horror movie where you can only see the monster through an AR device? Seems like such an obvious cheesy idea, but nobody has done it yet. Has the movie industry finally lost it's touch?


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>>234808 >>234809 Oh I've seen this guy, it´s green or red pewdpie or something. Why is the inside of his face so far apart from the edges of it?

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>>234808 >I turned 43 this week Holy fuck

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>>234809 >It is happening though (not with pokemon). Just wait for it. No, I'm not going to wait for it, because it's going to be trash. It's yet another "Oh, look: This gimmick spawned a monster." b-movie. "Oh, look! This phone spawned a monster!" "Oh look! This refridgerator spawned a monster!" "Oh look! My ass just shat out a monster!" It's one step below even SCP garbage. That you can tell me the plot beforehand, just goes to show what predictable garbage it is.

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>>234813 I never said it wasn't garbage. Precisely because it is cheesy garbage it will have an audience, and someone will want to be the first cashing in on that idea and pioneering a new concept from our world into a movie

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>>234836 But you brought it up as if you were excited about the idea, wondering if "the movie industry had lost its touch". Why want something that you think is garbage?



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EAST vs WEST Why the conflict between the East and the West is inevitable The conflict between the East and the West is not just one of many random recent geopolitical realities. I want to demonstrate that this conflict existed for at least thousand years (if not more). The people of the East (mainly Slavs) and people of the West (mainly Germans) always have been in a state of war and always will be. The conflict arises from the disparity of how Slavic people and Germanic people understand civilization. While Germans understand it as an unit of power, that stretches across as large territory as possible and achieves this by exterminating all the conquered people, Slavs understand civilization as an unit of cultural harmony, inhabited by people of common language and mindset, which is achieved by assimilation of conquered people. That is why a large percent of modern day Slavs are actually assimilated Avars and many other Euro-Asian nomad groups. Germans on the other hand don't allow assimilation of non-germanic groups, because they believe in a bloodline purity. Both groups of course believe in superiority of their approach. Germans even went so far as to call Slavs uncivilized, simply because they their definition of civilization is so different that they don't even see the Eastern-European civilization as civilized. Such claims often based upon some economical statistics, as if wealth would always go hand in hand with being civilized. Of course this is kinda true about the other side as well. Slavs definitely have trouble to see how wiping out conquered ethnic groups is not barbaric.


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>>234104 >>234105 Epic doll dancing. Would make gifs if I wasn't going to die in like 1-2 months.

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>>234104 >>234105 Who's Potato and who is Boris?

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>>234001 agreed, and thats way more important than the conflict between the east and the west https://youtu.be/4mqmUl0_uoQ?t=230

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I wonder if the hatred between Germans and Slavs could be the so called Narcissism of small differences. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences Probably not, but it's an interesting idea.

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Maybe the hatred between Germans and Jews could be the narcissism of small differences. That seems more likely.



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If you people are into internet drama, you might like this, since this YouTube drama is a golden one. Not only it highlights YouTube's hypocrisy regarding copyright, cyber-bullying and other rules, but it uncovers how deep YouTube's corruption goes, how some female youtubers have their own "youtube manager" that covers their ass against copyright strikes and at the same time abuse the copyright-strike system to silence any criticism. This is an irrefutable evidence that YouTube isn't an impartial platform that treats all their creators fairly, but a place with biased corrupt authoritarian management that is rotten to its core.


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>Confuses nazis and communists. >Shits up threads. Russians are weird. You're like "I've had no parents, and no real state, and so now I'm YOUR problem. I want to have political ideals, but I have no idea what political ideals are supposed to be like, but I think it includes waving lots of symbols around. Just any symbols, as long as they're strong memes. Just wave them around anywhere - especially in threads not related to politics, because that's how political ideas spread, right?".

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>>234587 First of all: I'm not Russian. I'm Czech. And you have no idea what you are talking about Westerner. Just because you don't understand something, doesn't mean that it's random. It is you who needs to learn more about politics.

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>>234588 >First of all: I'm not Russian. I'm Czech. Basically the same thing. That eastern part of Europe where they talk like they have nasal congestion and they drive small little crappy Drabants and live in delapidated houses. No, wait, that's Poland. I have no idea what Czthonia is like. >And you have no idea what you are talking about Westerner. Just because you don't understand something, doesn't mean that it's random. It is you who needs to learn more about politics. You're talking about it like politicians are stalking the streets at night, looking for more victims. That's a pretty Russian thing to do.

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>>234740 I decided to ask my asshole for expert advice about Czechnians, and it gave out a pretty highpitched fart.



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What the fuck is "enrive"? Anyway, I remember seeing cum tribute pictures/videos from this guy (pic related) back in masterchan. Any chum might perhaps still have the content he's done to little girls? Like, Kristina Pimenova and other young girls. He goes by the name of dicknukem86. If you don't have him but have another guy, feel free to upload as well.


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Drinkin that simp juice i see

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>>235122 she knows what she wants ;-)

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THE FUTURE: TOTALITARIAN TECHNOCRACY A NAZBOL MANIFESTO ADDENDUM In this chapter I finally want to talk about the future. Usually when you ask people which ideology they believe and then ask them which ideology they think will be triumphant in the end, they will answer the same thing twice. That's because most people believe that their way of thinking will eventually win out and triumph over all the other ideologies. They essentially believe in Hollywood style "happy ending". At least "happy ending" from their point of view of course. I am not one of those people. I am strongly aware that there is a difference between what you want to happen and what will actually happen. Just because you want things to end up certain way doesn't mean that they will actually end up that way. Just because you want to win, doesn't mean that you will win. I consider it wishful thinking if people automatically assume that their own ideology will win in the end over all others. Even if you strongly believe that your ideas are correct, doesn't necessary mean that those ideas will dominate the political debate in the future. Truth doesn't always win. So even though I want the ideology of National Bolshevism to take over in the future, I don't actually think it will happen. So what do I think the future holds? Which social system do I think will dominate in the future? I think it will be Totalitarian Technocracy.


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>>234718 ...continuing... And then of course I have to include Hans Rosling, because he presents the statistics for understanding these problems, they aren't as simple as they seem. Hans Rosling asks: Has the UN gone mad? https://www.gapminder.org/videos/dont-panic-end-poverty/ The Documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FACK2knC08E

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I've seen this logo somewhere, is that the human adaptation of "Anonymous in Industria" ?

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Jews Thailand Terrorists Capitalism Racism Climate Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Niggers Brexit Clinton Homosexuals North Korea Virus Hitler Hate USA Nazis Aliens Epstein Liberals Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Fascism blah blah blah Jews Thailand Terrorists Capitalism Racism Climate Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Niggers Brexit Clinton Homosexuals North Korea Virus Hitler Hate USA Nazis Aliens Epstein Liberals Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Fascism blah blah blah Jews Thailand Terrorists Capitalism Racism Climate Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Niggers Brexit Clinton Homosexuals North Korea Virus Hitler Hate USA Nazis Aliens Epstein Liberals Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Fascism blah blah blah Jews Thailand Terrorists Capitalism Racism Climate Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Niggers Brexit Clinton Homosexuals North Korea Virus Hitler Hate USA Nazis Aliens Epstein Liberals Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Fascism blah blah blah Jews Thailand Terrorists Capitalism Racism Climate Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Niggers Brexit Clinton Homosexuals North Korea Virus Hitler Hate USA Nazis Aliens Epstein Liberals Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Fascism blah blah blah Jews Thailand Terrorists Capitalism Racism Climate Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Niggers Brexit Clinton Homosexuals North Korea Virus Hitler Hate USA Nazis Aliens Epstein Liberals Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Fascism blah blah blah Jews Thailand Terrorists Capitalism Racism Climate Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Niggers Brexit Clinton Homosexuals North Korea Virus Hitler Hate USA Nazis Aliens Epstein Liberals Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Fascism blah blah blah

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>>234721 Pretty cool logo. I like it. I would have used it in the cover if I knew about its existence.

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>>234718 >>234719 You don't get it... This is carrying capacity of the planet assuming the current level of living standards. The maximum carrying capacity of the planet is something else entirely, since it assumes that living standards could be lowered and resources could be used more efficiently (eating insects instead of cows, etc.)



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Standing on one leg. Goddess Kali does it. Everybody does it. Even little children do it. ...but can YOU do it? When was the last time you stood on just one leg? How long can you do it for, fellow pedophiles? Your life may depend on it one day. It may look retarded, but speaking as a complete retard, I stand on one leg at least once every single day. Do it for Kali, fellow pedophiles.


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>>234684 OMG, blurry photoshop is blurry.

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>Bullies people like Analockman because of their retardation. >Shits up other people's threads with their own retardation. Pick one.



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Wut, this site is still here? Do people actually still post here?


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i always forget whether this place used to be librechan or masterchan

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>>234671 Masterchan

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Join the chan utopia! https://chantopia.org Tor: http://chtpia3bfn5xhxijvd6tmbgu6hxwed7ec67ndffzlscbl4z6mo5fq3id.onion/


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https://youtu.be/auITEKd4sjA >The Pentagon on Monday formally released three unclassified videos taken by Navy pilots that have circulated for years showing interactions with 'unidentified aerial phenomena'. One of the videos shows an incident from 2004, and the other two were recorded in January 2015. The videos became public after unauthorised leaks in 2007 and 2017, and the Navy previously verified their authenticity. Is this undeniable proof ayy lmaos exist? What do you think?


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>>234650 Oh I made a mistake, the filmmaker is the other guy with a beard, not the Navy pilot.

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>>234653 You've got to love that you haven't pieced it together yet: A film maker, making a documentary, about somethign that you as a viewer cannot identify. He was up there, in a plane, documenting something, that you can't identify. Hmmm.... I took one look at that image and I was like "Oh, that's the jet afterburner film.". ...but to you, that's a fucking UFO. Fucking hell, peasant... Just watch AS's video of all of those films. It's even linked above.

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>>234654 No, the film maker is the other guy who is also at the video. The one who made the recording with his plane's equipment pod is just a navy pilot.

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>>234654 So I watched the armored skeptic stuff, his gimbal video explanation is just inane. He is saying that the gimbal UFO is flying at a straight point away from the recorder.. while the craft recording is moving leftwards (as you can see by the clouds moving right, yet armored said he moved to the right), while the object in question never changes its point of view from the recorder nor grows smaller... even if we wanted to extend armore's explanation that the plane is circling around the object and the camera that is tracking it keeps it focused in view, you can see the equipment not showing that the craft is tilting (which I assume is shown by the brackets on the recording screen) and you can tell the same by the fact the clouds never stop moving towards the same direction and angle. the craft is flying straight matching speed with the gimball. As for the second video that was unclassified and confirmed.. armored says "oh uhm, yeah that was pretty interesting, but on its own it just doesn't tell us much!". The pilot himself who is known and has appeared on fox and joe reagan, and knows about plane technology more, says what he said was so fast it is just not from this world most likely because it showed no combustion, so if it is human, it is really really advanced technology never seen or hinted at before. What it is, is something that is puzzling the fuck of everyone and even people experts on the subject cannot explain it properly so far. Armored skeptic for sure is not debunking anything, he is not even addressing it properly.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ZJQ4I7_3M Start this video at 1:30. It is 7 months old, from when the Navy confirmed the videos to be true but before the pentagon did. CNN states that these UFO sightings were investigated by a 20 million dollar government program. >The program has since been shut down, but it was ran by a military official who told CNN "We found compelling evidence we may not be alone"



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Who would win?


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Win against eachother? ...for you? I am supposed to know if you'll take your meds or not?

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>>234601 It is the eternal struggle between the conspiratard and the sane man



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>Be 2015 >Null aka (((Joshua))) Moon gets paid big money to develop infinity next to replace 8chan >Jim and Josh bump heads over GPL vs aGPL >Project gets scrapped >Josh launches 16chan with infinity next >On 4/20/2020 Josh launches 9chan.us >The host, epik deplatforms 9chan after receiving an email from an (((concerned))) autist... ITT: we discuss the rise and fall of neinchan >pic unrelated


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Fuckin shit How many data breaches happen a day?? https://www.bankinfosecurity.asia/incident-breach-response-c-40

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> over 2,700 email address and password combinations belonged to the WHO, and nearly 460 were still valid. This forced the organization to reset its employees' credentials. >https://www.bankinfosecurity.asia/who-reports-dramatic-increase-in-attacks-a-14184

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>>234575 Reported for doxing.



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What do you think of Oskar Dirlewanger? Was he a great man?


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He liked to swallow..his followers always gave him something to swallow. He bent over for jew juice too.

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he was an utter shit

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>>235012 B - but... Germans are the master-race.



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Hello CIA glowniggers. Why did you make this honeypot and what do you hope to accomplish?


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Does this get your justice dick hard, agent? She's 20 and in college. I'm sure you could argue in court she was a minor, to throw away a fellow american for a decade so you can earn a gold star on your annual report.

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More for your collection. Ask your crime stopper AI how old she is, because I don't know.

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>>233712 Relax. Military intelligence doesn't do arrests. You're confusing the FBI and the CIA.

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>>233709 >>233710 >>233711 >>233712 >>233713 >>233714 2/10 wouldn't fuck post some actual cuties

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This is Saoirse. Everytime I see her, I try to avert my gaze, but eventually I have no choice. She is so pretty. I know then that she must have me inside her - so very deep inside her frail little body.


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You better be nice to her, she's a beauty and deserves to be treated like a queen



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Bismi Allah Al-Rahman Al-Raheem La ilaha illallah save yourself from the wrath of Allah. bear witness that there is nothing worthy of worship in truth but Allah; and reject all false deities


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if you are sincere: learn about tawheed and how to avoid shirk -> learn how to pray -> jihad for the sake of Allah (see kitaab at tawheed) if you commit shirk and then die, all of your deeds will be for nothing and you'll abide in hell for an eternity. one of the sins Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala will not forgive is shirk. the definition of shirk is to associate partners will Allah. It is very dangerous in the sense that it is very easy to fall into.



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CALL IT MASTERCHAN AGAIN YOU STUPID PRICK


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>>235228 It´s a meme/infantile name tho

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>>235228 master chan is now our top hat wearing mascot Here is a picture of him hope you like

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>>235230 i cant help but think that masterchan/enrive has had something to do with what used to be 99chan . ...tophat ect ect