Back to work. Can't wait to get this finished. New postform will be more practical. The drop down list Looks ugly, and I'll rely on someone with CSS artistic skills to help me with the layout later on.
>>25560 There's not even a need for evaluation. Just do a brain scan. Notice the absence of brain activity in the frontal lobe? That's where empathy is. That's how you spot a psychopath. That's something that they can't fake in interviews. Once spotted, put them in worker camps, because that's literally all they're good for. Make sure that they don't run away, and don't even give them internet to communicate with, because even that will be abused. Trump is right now using mental health as a campaign point. Don't listen to him. Instead ask him where the wall went. He's a psychopath pushing to incarcerate psychopaths, and it's all just lip service. I wish it wasn't. I wish his lips were attached to his brain, and not to some gallup paper.
I'm just furiously squirting lemon juice into my mouth right now, suckling on it like a teat. It leaves a sort of burning sensation in the back of my throat, but that's okay.
I think I'm beginning to be attracted to rot. I want to inhale the putrid stench of bare skin oozing with rot, and just lick that slime off its gushing pores, and swallow that sweet and sour taste past my screaming tastebuds. I want to thrust inside as your skin slides off your tenderized flesh, and watch you comes apart before me, and I just want to bury my face into your chest and swallow your slimy, rotting flesh. Can you tell that my diet only consists of meat and rotting vegetables? I would actually fuck a corpse. It doesn't smell good, but it smells enticing in some way. Healthy. Nutritious. Join me, fellow pedophiles. Let's go on an adventure together, into Zombie Fucking Land.
Oh god. I'm actually licking the meat slices, and it's turning me on. :S
>>232461 >>232462 222 was 10 years ago
>>232463 Can I lick the baby?
You're walking home one evening when this girl slaps your ass. What do you do?
I'd ask her if she pulled that off, would she die?
She decides to find out. With a swift motion she has now wrapped her hand around your neck, and is raising her scissors to start carving off YOUR face with the other. This surprise date isn't going the way you planned.
>>232456 Also, you are confusing Umbrae ( >>232455 ) with Red ( >>232456 ). I dare you to run.
>>232459 Who knows? You've never seen her before. ...but judging by that ass slap, and her now lecherous, degenerate grin, she seems very into you.
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith And I was 'round when Jesus Christ Had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate Washed his hands and sealed his fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game I stuck around St. Petersberg When I saw it was a time for a change I killed the Czar and his ministers Anastasia screamed in vain
when Satan comes down to earth, and walks among us. he most often takes the form of a cute little girl. where ever Satan can not go...he sends a loli
The Anti-Christ is coming soon, and she's gonna BE CUTE
Slow down, you crazy child You're so ambitious for a juvenile But then if you're so smart, tell me Why are you still so afraid? But you know that when the truth is told.. That you can get what you want or you could just get old You're gonna kick off before you even Get halfway through, ooooh When will you realize, Vienna waits for you? Slow down, you're doing fine You can't be everything you want to be Before your time Although it's so romantic on the borderline tonight Tonight... Too bad but it's the life you lead You're so ahead of yourself that you forgot what you need Though you can see when you're wrong, you know You can't always see when you're right, you're right You've got your passion, you've got your pride But don't you know that only fools are satisfied? Dream on, but don't imagine they'll all come true When will you realize, Vienna waits for you?
some people claim that pic is Elizabeth Montgomery from 1972, others say its Sophia Lillis from last year >>232453
Angel here. I'd like to talk to you about my underwear. My underwear is amazing. It's an unnatural angelic white (although not always bloodless) and when I move, it humbly caresses my hips all around, not in an arousing way - just in a respectful adoring way. However I choose to move, the fabric yields. It sticks without restricting at all. It's like wearing a cloud, and it is by far the attire that I feel the most proud of. All natural fiber, and just a beautiful, beautiful white. I love white. White is the color of cleanliness. It is a sterile color. It is the true color of purity, far beyond any skin color, and it is right up against to my crotch and butt at all times.
>>232440 >(although not always bloodless) Hmm, interesting. I didn't know angels have their period too.
>>232445 It depends on what flesh we're given. If we incarnate in a fertile body (if the bible is to be believed) then we're albe to breed with you, creating semi-gods called titans, but that would upset most of the divine order, so it's kind of a no-no. Genesis 6:4 reads as follows: "The Nephilim were in the earth in those days, and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bore children to them; the same were the mighty men that were of old, the men of renown." ...but most of the blood comes out my torn asshole, though. It's an unending trickle most of the time.
Hey Gad, is there any way how could I delete my post(s)?
Hey angel-guy. Can you stop replying to my threads? I am physically unable to read them, if you spam it with your bullshit.
>>232429 >It's a muslim tradition as well. Correct. A tradition. Nothing more. Not mandatory. How about you wait until your son is older and educated about Islam and can decide for himself whether he wants to follow that tradition or not.
>>232436 >Hey angel-guy. Can you stop replying to my threads? I am physically unable to read them, if you spam it with your bullshit. How am I even supposed to know which threads are your threads if you don't mark them with "Nazi-spammer here."? ...not that I'm giving you a choice. I'm a divine messenger, nazi-spammer. By my very nature I pour into the minds and souls of the human infestation, and fill it with humility before the divine. Your resistence only makes me harder. I'm not a human - I don't really have a say in the matter either.
Trump advocates the death penalty against hate speech. The same day "your wife" finds out about your hate speech. Clearly your wife works for the FBI, and you're being completely honest with us. :P (I wonder if they'll start building hate speech camps... ROFL.)
>Trump advocates the death penalty against hate speech. The fucking saltiness going on all over the internet right now, is just delightful. Butthurt nazis crying everywhere, betrayed by their "savior"... Thank you, Donald Trump. If I vote for you, will you build a wall and put them on the other side? Will you deport them all to Mexico? =)
In this thread we worship demons, and express our demonic nature. Any talks about illegal stuff - such as any desires or plans to kill the firstborn for any rituals, or bringing about the apocalypse - is assumed to be completely fictious. (Any real law breaking is best suited for more anonymous TOR sites.) Also keep in mind that we worship DEMONS here - not devils or Satan. People and demons from all religions are welcome.
>>232328 Tempting, but obvious Photoshop is obvious. Besides, aren't you supposed to move on to seduce human men by now? ...to suck their wallets dry with children of your own? You only get to be a child once.
I finally joined a local demon cult. The recruiter was really nice to me. She told me to undress and examined my body. She: "You have a lots of dislocated bones, anon." Me: "Yeah, it's because of all the unnatural writhing I do while I'm demon possessed." She: "Then we must get to you raping little girls as soon as possible. You have so much demonic forces built up inside you that would just go to waste otherwise. Iä Shub-Niggurath!" Demonic cults are the best. <3
To be blunt, I suspect that my colon has become a portal to the netherworld. Since I consumed certain unmentionable things, I now only poop a minute amount, compared to what I'm eating, and so the only scientific explanation, is that somewhere there's a portal where maybe two thirds of the food spill out into a demonic netherworld, where demons feed on it. I know that you're all very eager to send messages down my throat and try to scry my farts, but I've decided to keep my little portal a secret for now. Maybe one day I will give birth to a poop demon who will live in my anus, but every once in a while stick its head out and curse at the public from my ass. Sleep tight.
only demon cult im gonna join is a loli-demon cult
>>232426 These cults are more like gateway cults: They fondle your balls to see if they're still fertile, and teach you demonic loli raping techniques. No demon loli would ever touch you if you just show up being an old, dysfunctional boomer. You need to work for it.
Angel here. Short story: I'm about to ascend, but in preparation for my "test", I have to spend a week as a mortal. ...and let me tell you: Being mortal fucking sucks! How the fuck do you even manage? My legs have this dull aching in them that just persist. It really hurts! ...and I have five more days of this? Fuck this! ...and sleep! I don't even know where to begin! How do you guys manage this pitiful existence? I can't wait until this week is over, and forget it ever happened. TL;DR: How do I stop my legs from hurting? ...and you suck. Goddamnit you fucking suck! Will try to sleep now. FUCK!
The weather is clear in Heaven today. There is a delightfully fresh vanilla scent in the air. The flames of Hell used to burn me, but now that all of my sin has burned away, I don't even feel them. Life is great. =)
She won't sleep! I was lying in bed but then she decides to get up! My eyes are burning! Sleep, damnit!
>>232331 Oh I'm sorry, honeybun - did I keep you up? :P It's just that I met this girl on the internet, who has also transcended her flesh. I let you sleep for five hours though, so I hope you're happy. I'll tell you about her over breakfast.
I was offered another opportunity to ascend, but I think I'm going to turn it down, because I then have to be human for a week again, and fuck that. I've got enough shit to deal with, like joint problems. For years I've been folding my wings all wrong, and so they gave me over twenty exercises to do every single day, to build up my stabilization muscles. Finding time to do them all is just a constant busy work. So far I haven't even done half of them, but I do feel big improvements already - no flap pain, better range of motion, et cetera. I flew pretty far yesterday, with no major difficulty.
Bring out your gunts! While Ethan Ralph will probably always remain the uncontested Gunt Master, I have somewhat of a gunt as well. Do you have a gunt? Can I see? In this thread we will discuss gunts, and gunt related things. ...like gunt crease rashes. Do you wash your gunts or do you just let it fester? Have you ever ordered a hooker to lick your gunt rash? What did she tell you it tasted like? These things are important, damnit! We need to know this, for science!
Just look at this non-pedo: Gunt hanging out. Lives with his mom. Drinks himself unconscious and pisses himself in his sleep. Scams people for money. This is what a non-pedophile looks like. Don't be this guy. #PedoPrideWorldwide
There's a guy on my block who actually has a way bigger gunt that Ralph's. Ralph is at the point where he COULD cover it up with a large enough shirt, but he just WON'T, but the guy on my block is just way past that point. I feel sorry for that guy. Something must be medically wrong with him, but on the other hand wouldn't any doctor take one look at him and go "You know, we should take some samples of your thyroid hormones, because your gut is beginning to reach for your knees here, and that just can't be right."? I mean no matter how much icecream you cram into yourself, the human gut can't possibly extend to Ralph's level, without there being something wrong with your physiology. At least my neighbor has a smooth gunt. Ralph's gunt looks like his gunt is puking out itself, and it's all chunky. It looks like his muffin top hasn't even baked.
Ladies and gentlemen of the internet: Today I have beheld my dick. I don't remember the last time I've seen my dick, except for in a mirror, but today, when I held it out, it managed to peek just past my gunt. It's still hanging in there, the little rascal. Please fuck me, women. Anyone? Any single, blind goats who won't buckle under the weight of my gunt? I have a penis now.
I wrote a markov chain script to generate Conspiracy-kun's bullshit. Here's an example: Why do I feel like a fluffy little legs and defying its very soul's like "I am a human being I got wings, and after the first weeks, He chose to start a blog on it isn't! The old testament is now, when I keep breathing, Let me tell you: Being in bed, but she decides to be avoided if you guys won't keep still! Humans are such a sloth, but when I made the main fun, making all these dishes as if they've already collided, since my peripheral vision is so called "christians", feels like I want and that's cute, but the genuine christians and cookies today, biatch! " and soaking my underwear, and not being able to equal one whole interesting life but she's stubbornly okay ", she tells me, well Satisfied You know, what's begun to sit comfortably in a computer chair like You, take it in front of computers chairs with the new rape laws coming out, I have some reservations, I can't wait to pasta God, I want to do, I'll stop my ascension, I will feel sorry, because it's pretty confusing to live with its power, They may have to spend a week as a mortal, It does wonders for air, all kinds of dumb related shit, The divinity slowly flowing into me, filling my divine form, and after fun, though "I am a growing storm, Heaving flesh to sleep now, mine, and by eating it keeps slipping in my underwear, and as I clench it, I look at you and that's pretty bad, I'm about it: I'm an angel - awesome, and you guys suck FUCK! So when I have sextoys if I'd be, I'd be a jewish angel, because there's nowhere to make the leg pain mine, but in preparation for mercy, like the divinity coarsing through my pants, if the anal sex wouldn't feel them Listen, incels: Women are of romanized judaism, The air is why people want to fuck another woman, ever got run over by the train? The power!
I would post the whole source code, but it's too long for mchan. I have to find a pastebin alternative that is secure and allows long text. I'm sure that many people would love to generate their own conspiracy-kun's-like nonsense.
Here's the code, but it's missing data. https://rentry.co/7frm5
Here are the data for c-kun's bullshit. https://rentry.co/cbphe You have to replace the variable data in the code with this variable.
You can get data from any text by using regexp like this var text = document.body.innerHTML; text = text.replace(/[']/g, '\\$&'); text = text.replace(/ /g, "', '"); document.body.innerHTML = text; or var text = document.body.innerHTML; text = text.replace(/[']/g, '\\$&'); text = text.replace(/[...]/g, ' '); text = text.replace(/[.]/g, '\$& '); text = text.replace(/[!]/g, '\$& '); text = text.replace(/[?]/g, '\$& '); text = text.replace(/ /g, "', '"); document.body.innerHTML = text; But the start and the end of the output of that regexp are still fucked up and need to be fixed !! The result must look like this var data = ['word1', 'word2', 'word3', 'word4.'];
>The old testament is now, when I keep breathing, Let me tell you: I'd like to think that I write good enough for a comma to never be followed by a capital letter (unless we're talking names or languages). Please adjust your script accordingly - it looks retarded. >but she's stubbornly okay ", she tells me, well Satisfied You know, what's begun to sit comfortably Missing period, improper ending to a sentence, and captialized "You". I'd like to remind you all that I'm an angelic being - not some mongoloid retard who skipped class. Program something worthy of my image. >The power! I agree.
If there's one thing I'm proud of, it's of how much I can eat. No matter how huge of a cock you have, I can fit it in my mouth, and I don't just settle for just one. I just keep going. I'm insatiable, and my stomach and probably hold litres of potent semen. ...except we're talking food here. I am so much of a slut, that I'm a whore. ...for food, that is. I'm a food whore, and if your stomach is empty, then you should feel ashamed of yourself. Always eat! Always, always, always eat. Just fucking open your mouth and let the sausage just fill up your gullet and feel it sliiide all the way down there, into your upper womb. Food will level you up, gamers. You won't get anywhere without it. Not eating is like dropping the controller - what are you doing?! East even when you're full, in order to expand your stomach. You have no idea how much you are in need of calories. Just don't stop, whatever you do. Just fucking cram it in there! You need to understand just how awesome it is. GOD I wish I had a big cock to choke on right now! One that reached right down into my stomach, and never ended, so that I could just keep on swallowing it as it passed through my colon, fucking me all the way through to my anus. Fuck! I need to get something to eat. I've been eating for something like four hours straight now.
...and guys, I'm not talking about creampuffs here, or candy, or soda, or any of that fake poisonous shit. I'm talking about REAL FOOD. Meat. Coffee. More meat. Fresh orange juice. Vegetables probably. Salmon. Just lots of fucking protein. If you can attain gallons of it: Semen. Fuck carbs. Just eat meat. I would seriously bite off your dick if you just wrapped it in cheese, and I wouldn't even feel sorry, because to the victor goes the spoils. Your dick is now mine, and by eating it I have earned it. Food is worth, and by eating it you gain that worth. You attain its power.
I mean just look at this kaiser of a woman: Lord Iman Ahman Addulati. She is giving you that look like "I rule this realm, and you can't lift me, feeble human.". ...except that only inactive women grow fat. Inactivity is a sin, mortals! Eat to lift! Eat to run! Eat to rape your dog, as long as it's an activity to dominate your world with! I'll eat your cock and then I'll rip off your arms and eat the rest of you as you quiver in fear, because I Am Lord!
I have to eat about once every hour now. It's really hectic, and also very costly. Soon I won't be able to afford to even sustain myself, and then I might starve to death. I just love eating! More food! More power!
New Boxxy/Catie Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkiEQF1pB9w Чёрный фотограф дядя Серёжа: «Сибирские мышки» расскажут, что они пережили. Прямой эфир 21.05.19 >Black photographer Uncle Seryozha: "Siberian mice" will tell you what they have experienced. Live broadcast 05/21/19
>>232338 >5 years ago a Novosibirsk court convicted Sergei Kropochkin. For 15 years, he introduced himself as a photographer at a model agency and lured girls into a photo shoot. For the first time in our studio, the girls will tell what they had to endure after everyone learned what they were doing at the age of 10. >TV program channel "Russia" "Live" - a true chronicle of our lives. >For many years prime time, viewers have been gathering in the studio and on their television screens to learn about issues that concern everyone. About what the whole country will discuss. The fact that you can see only in the "Live"! A new stage in the history of the program has begun - on the air of “Live” a new presenter - Andrei Malakhov! See in the program - the stories and investigations that have become popular with the audience and have become the hallmark of the program, all that is really important and interesting to the audience of our country.
>>232339 >lured Meanwhile girls will willingly expose themselves on cam every day. This is so obviously propaganda meant to discredit honorable pedophiles.
>>232338 Masha said in other interviews it wasn't the nudity and things she did that hurt her it was the people normies, people at school and neighbors, she moved to 5 different schools even though the court cases wasn't released it made its way to the public as always, goes to show people society is the problem not the individual acts, hell she got a 1000 rupies and 10,000 for her sex scenes, making money for what they are made for, normies and sjws and feminists are the cancer that should be punished, she also said non of the girls where forced or mentally abused to do what they did, the girl being interviewed is crying because she doesnt want to be hated and viewed as a willing participant, so she acts the victim for survival, masha doesnt care and says it straight,
CUTIE.GARDEN RAID HQ THREAD Post ideas about destruction of cutie.garden My ideas: 1. Take a large image and convert it to PNG. Then make few copies of it, so it makes just under 25 MB in total. Spam them with it. If they turn on R9K to prevent you from posting the same image, then make a small dot on different place of each copy, so it changes its hash. 2. Spam them with text. You can use some script like this document.getElementById("fieldMessage").value = "POST PIZZA"; document.getElementById("formButton").click(); You can change the text to whatever you want of course. Unfortunately they have flood detection on. Maybe it could be evaded by adding random numbers to the text.
>>232379 > There's just you, me, and Gadmin here, and Gadmin just keeps to his thread. This we can agree on. > I make aaall the threads here. Every single one of them. :D Exactly. All of the them (except those I made). Which means that YOU are the nazi spammer. > The nazi spammer is probably you, though. No, it's you. Don't you ever feel like you have lost sever hours without noticing? Guess what? That's because you have been the nazi spammer at that time. Which means that many of the threads here are just you arguing with yourself.
>>232380 > No elaborate political explanation? I don't give elaborate explanations to anyone about anything on the internet anymore, because that is the worst waste of time possible.
He’s the one and he is the only one Stalin’s got the evil on the run Stalin, Stalin’s got the nerves of steel Mess with him and you will know the feel. Yuddham bedire sabdham – Stalin!- even the war fears hearing his name Nippai ragile nethram – Stalin!- his eyes are like a raging fire(comrade-red) Sathyam saripe yagnam – Stalin!- hes the flag bearer of truth Visvam yedalo dhairyam – Stalin!- he takes away the fear from the heart of the world
>>232381 >Exactly. All of the them (except those I made). Which means that YOU are the nazi spammer. >Don't you ever feel like you have lost sever hours without noticing? >Guess what? That's because you have been the nazi spammer at that time. Well, since "you" made me realize that I was just talking to myself, I just went and did other stuff. The garden problem has been solved, and it turns out that the answer was inside me all along. >I don't give elaborate explanations to anyone about anything on the internet anymore, because that is the worst waste of time possible. Well, then I guess there's no reason to favour you over Hitler.
Same fagging T. Thread
How come there's no normie LARPing thread? Normies - the working class hero - the very foundation of society. They go to work every day - every single day, except for "weekends" when they get to relax. They work all day, for somebody else, except when they eat lunch, which they eat together with other "employees". They get paid for this, of course, like cheap whores. They might be married, and have kids, making fapping to porn, and even having sex with the woman right next to them, near impossible. Imagine what it would be like, living in such an existence, "earning money" from unfulfilling jobs, like in some idle game that goes on forever. In this thread we pretend that we're normies with dayjobs, doing meaningless things.
Let's get some music going up in here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k
I'm sitting here in my booth, kicking back with some more coffee. It's been a fairly productive day: I did two rounds. Found an old disconnected fridge, but when I peered inside there was this old moldy vegetable that I figured I could eat later some day. (I hear vegetables are good for you, and I've eaten mold before.) Otherwise things have been eerily silent around here. I ate all my meals today: Some meat, a double milkshake, some fish, and a cheesecake. My belly is my kingdom, and it's steadily growing. In time I will have a gunt as mighty as Ralph's. Then we'll duel: My gunt against Ralph's, in a mighty gunt slap fight.
> Imagine what it would be like, living in such an existence, "earning money" from unfulfilling jobs, like in some idle game that goes on forever. That's a normal thing to do you fucking NEET.
>>232356 >That's a normal thing to do. That's why we call them "normies".
I expected to puke from that moldy vegetable, but I was pleasantly surprised. While it didn't have the best taste in the world, the spices covered up most of it. My supervisor is a nice woman - much nicer than at my former workplace. Next week we'll go over the proper routines. I apologized for my smell, but she said she didn't mind it. Once I returned to my booth, I jerked off while thinking about her, but I'm not going to go into details, because that's not what normies do. Being at work is great.
>>231818 Top Kek >>232390 Me too.. I miss stalking him. I once made a board and posted everything he ever uploaded here, which got wiped when Gad failed to backup the server.. RIP /piona/ I guess I could always remake the board and reupload all his autist art
>>232141 I forgot to thank you for keeping me in mind and doing this for me. I'm still lurking chum.. Masterchan 2014-forever
>>232109 >3MB I fucked up the screenshot by cutting part of the date off, but this will have to do..
Hey conspiracy-kun. I'm just here to let you know that I am a devil and I will rip the angel out of your body and devour it.
>>232391 That's great, but I'm not a CHRISTIAN angel. Christians could probably call me a devil, except devils are often into tempting humans, while I just torture sinners in hell. ...so we're probably the same, you and I. Who knows - with all this same-fagging going on, maybe we're all even the same poster. Hard to tell.
Hey, since you're a devil, maybe you can help me: My face is somehow losing its imperviousness to the flames. It's pretty embarrassing. I can douse my skin with water, but it only helps for a few hours. By now my face has started to actually bleed. Is there something that I can do about this? I like my face.
>>232398 Cut it off with a knife. If you're really an angel, it will grow back even more beautiful than before.
>>232399 I don't think that's how it works. Oh well - it just has to come off on its own, I guess. It's a shame, really. I liked having a face.
THIS IS ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWWCqes85gQ
Greetings from https://waifuist.pro For all your /waifu/ needs..
>>231926 I'd rather browse instagram myself than a cheap rip-off.
>>232028 We know chum, we know..
>>231926 >>232028 #rekt
Greetings from http://cutie.garden/ For all your /cunny/ needs..