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>you are taking a nap >someone wakes you up Is that a violation of the nap?

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Absolutely. If it were legal, I'd kill the person who wakes me up from a nap unless I asked them to before-hand.



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Will this place become fun and active again?

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>>231500 checked Not until the TLC spammer fucks off

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i believe



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Dead board Dead Chan But at least I don't have to fill out the captcha for every post like half chan or full chan /b/

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>>231505 Chum #2 reporting in for duty.

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>>231506 As long as we stay a small group, this chan stays fast as hell. I bet a few hundred of posts at once would bring back the horrid >critical error

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>>231510 best raid

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>>231511 Checked.



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Now that the investigation is over, let's talk about what happened lol. >http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/facebook-identifies-alleged-child-rapist-bothell-man-arrested/636330212 >Facebook identifies alleged child rapist; Bothell man arrested >Here’s evidence Facebook monitors the videos and photos you post: A Bothell man is under arrest, suspected of raping a 14-year old girl he met on the social media site. >Thomas Mahoney, 24, appeared by video in a Snohomish County courtroom Wednesday afternoon, hours after being booked into the Snohomish County Jail in Everett --- on suspicion of child rape and communicating with a minor for immoral purposes. >According to Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office documents, Mahoney met a then-13 year old girl on Facebook last year. >In September 2016, “when she was 14 years of age, she met with him in Bothell, and they had sex” at his home, according to investigators.

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Are you guys excited for the next year when this place becomes active again?

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see... ...shhh!

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going to 7ch , because i dont know what else to do

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>>231481 You could always go back to where you saved that image from

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>>231482 why do people hate tumblr?... why would you care if.... ...fuck it,... never mind

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>>231483 It's time to stop posting



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPrP3Y4SO_E This video is basically implying that pedophilia is a trait of highly advanced society. That actually makes sense. It would explain why are pedophilic tendencies most prevalent among men in highly advance countries like Japan, Finland or Germany. Basically pedos are the next step of human evolution, while non-pedos lag behind.

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>>231437 Most internet pedos are either from Finland or Germany. Based on personal experience. And the sample isn't as small as you think. >Attraction to neotenous features != pedophilia Well, neoteny are child-like features and who has more child-lie features than children themselves. I doubt that human brain (subconsciousness) can distinguish between those two things. So pedophilia is probably just an extreme neoteny attraction.

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>>231438 >Finland or Germany Interesting >So pedophilia is probably just an extreme neoteny attraction Yes, that seems to be the most likely reason, but what I meant with my original statement was just because you are attracted to neotenous features it doesn't make you a pedo, sure there's some overlap but not all people that like neotenous features are attracted to children, mostly because they are probably attracted to women that are both cute and curvy and most children lack one of those things.

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You know what is interesting? I don't know any pedos from south-european countries like Italy, Spain or Greece. Any pedos at all. On the other hand I know a lot of pedos from the northern-european countries. The more north the more pedos. It's almost as if pedophilia is somehow a trait of north-europeans, while the more southern brownish people lack this trait.

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>>231430 He's wrong. The traits that make asians look asian have nothing to do with neoteny, they are just consequential to certain traits that were selected for due to the humid environment thousands of years ago. For example, asians having smaller breasts is because it was the most visible sign of having smaller something glands.

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>>231438 German men are known for preferring ugly old hags and consuming a lot of mommy porn



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Click here to die from cancer. https://youtu.be/WnYPy2Znawg

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Well, I have cancer. It's a 1 hour stream of seemingly nothing. To be clear, no I didn't watch the whole thing.



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>At this time, I have in my possession a two year old child, female. I will not divulge all the details, obviously. But this is to be the my legendary crowning achievement as never before seen or imagined. I have orchestrated this last chapter in my life so that the public can determine the fate of this child’s life. The infamous ransom note was never properly decoded though the key was clearly given. S.B.T.C.

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>You can’t trust bull shit, so this time, I will spell it all out in exquisite clarity since the general audience is oblivious to noticing the all-too-obvious. This child can live, if the code is broken. It will reveal her location where she will be found safe and unharmed. But every game has time limits, and this game is no exception. If she is not discovered before the time is up, I will murder this child in the most atrocious manner and disseminate the video record to be eternalized upon the world wide web. This brainchild of mine will be known as Necro Hurtcore. We have a few weeks to play this game, but the clock is now running. Two is too young to die, so maybe this time around one of you wannabe private investigators can figure things out before it is too late. For the child’s sake, I hope all you social justice warriors do a better job deciphering the code than you did with JonBenet’s investigation.

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> I know that I have been a High Value Target since JonBenet’s murder. They see everything you do, know everything you do, wiretap every conversation, record your every move. It is time for me to make my final stand. I will have my Victory! ~~~~~

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>>230992 Learn to read. >where its rate my cock and sissy threads. He is describing the current shitty state of Enrive (Formerly Masterchan)

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>>231466 >Being this retarded >Also, replying to a 2 month old post No shit.. How about both of you go back to 4kids <pic very related



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WTF is this world coming to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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>>231463 I know something was up

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>>231463 And Thats a Good Thing



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How much longer now until our internet bill of rights becomes real?

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what's the digital equivalent to the right to bear arms

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>>231452 The right to bear firewalls and ice



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>>226666 >>226999 >>227555 >>228555 >>228777 >>228999 >>229000 >>229444 >>230233 >>230322 >>230333 >>230555 >>231000 what kind of voodoo shit is going on here!!??

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>>231391

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>>231399 >>231400

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Feed Me!



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https://www.4chan.org/banner-contest 4chan is having a virtual youtuber design competition. >Basic Rules: >The design must be female. >The design must be "safe for work" >The design must prominently feature the 4chan clover logo. >The design must be an entirely original work. >You agree that 4chan may use the design for commercial purposes. >Images submitted must be no larger than 2048×2048 pixels and 5MB, and must be in either JPG or PNG format. All entries are subject to the approval of 4chan Staff. Make your winning design on this thread, preferably with a hidden digital dankie from us in it

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>>231444 Checked. Someone should use the 8ch girl with a 4kids logo, that would be funny as hell if it was picked. 8ch anons would an hero

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Gonna submit this lel

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Fuck that captcha they got. I had to pick pictures of busses, that disappeared, then more buses appeared, that I had to click to, then I had to do the same shit with cars..

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>>231448 its always like that anon.. >4chan: buy 4chan pass so no captcha >enrive: skip captcha 4 free, just use the site a lot

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>>231446 >>231447 wouldn't it be too obvious though?



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>Hillary didn't win >now we'll never have WWIII games >we'll have to play rehashed WWII games forever

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>>231409 Nice try Hilary. We got what we voted for. MAGA.

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>>231410 I honestly don't care who's president in your second to China country, I just want cool shit and we also need a war in the west to cull the weak.

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Why are all American chan posters bunch of 15 years olds? Are really all imageboard users in America kids?

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>>231421 Here in burgerland, the ZOG controls the flow of info. From the textbooks taught in schools of revisionist history, to the MSM, including Hollywood. All social media here is heavily censored. When teenagers see meme's floating around about the Jooz, and they start getting banned from social media for posting edgy Hitler memes, they turn to the Chan's where they become red pilled pretty quickly. It's not just teens tho, I'm almost 40 chum..

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>>231422 > I'm almost 40 chum.. Sure, you just behave like a 15 years old... If that's true then I'm sorry for your mental retardation.



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Spread the word offline. Get your marker, find the perfect area and spread the word of this wonderful place irl. Extra points for more creative or more public places.

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>>179852 *countries Also that is wrong. A tag is a form of graffiti. A tag is just an artist's signature. A big art piece would be graffiti. Graffiti as we know it originated in New York City and American culture so it's irrelevant how other countries misuse graffiti terminology

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Daily reminder that it's all degenerate graffiti. Even if you think it's 'art'

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>>180061 /thread

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>>179802 What kind of filthy degenerate still has an old HTC Desire 620? I'm surprised it still works. That phone is almost as old as this chan

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>>201984 it's a real trooper, never died on me.



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pedophilia is a jewish lie.

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>>231474 >tl;dr



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>Walk into bathroom >See this >What do?

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kill it with a shovel and throw it in the Delaware

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He looks like Morty..



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Greetings from https://mewch.net

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>>231471 hi

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>>231471 Greetings earthling

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Wew



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any original chums here still? I remember green txt chum, there was shoop chum he did most the mc memes at least the good ones. and i think hoots he had epic lolis full sets usually. there was a few others the one chum who would constantly argue and bitch out fagmin lol. and I'm sandraman. all the mc memes are on a roasted hard drive i have. will try to find some. we made some timeline memes which which documented the beginning history of this place.

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>>231419 we will rebuild once new code is up and new features start coming again

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>>231419 where is your god now, go be a normie somewhere else https://yournewswire.com/french-law-children-consent-sex/

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I can't believe this site actually used to be good.

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Enron was never good. Masterchan is gone. Deal with it chumP



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i'm a pervert anywhere i can trade porn online in real time? and we can jerkoff in a group or together?

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>>231455 >jerkoff together

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>>231455 checked tinychat omegle chaturbate myfreecams etc