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Hello CIA glowniggers. Why did you make this honeypot and what do you hope to accomplish?


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Does this get your justice dick hard, agent? She's 20 and in college. I'm sure you could argue in court she was a minor, to throw away a fellow american for a decade so you can earn a gold star on your annual report.

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More for your collection. Ask your crime stopper AI how old she is, because I don't know.

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>>233712 Relax. Military intelligence doesn't do arrests. You're confusing the FBI and the CIA.

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>>233709 >>233710 >>233711 >>233712 >>233713 >>233714 2/10 wouldn't fuck post some actual cuties

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Is this accurate?


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No, actually use a page from here for the background...



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dead board dead site


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>>233702 small 4 now but alive inside big 4chan but inside died

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Necrophile Heaven



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>96 users online >no posts If you read this you must post or your mom will have unconscientious sex with a refugee in the nearby future.


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>>233671 where is 222 creator now?

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>>233671 >Outlander

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>>233657 :(

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Shit. I forgot I even had this place opened in my tabs.



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That feel when you're a dirty whore for the money, but then they figure out a way to replace you with a dancing anime girl, so now you're just a dirty whore who isn't even getting paid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4


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Oh, those unsung heroes who bore it all on the line... ...but now whoring has changed, and nothing will ever be the same. :P

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>>233677 >>233678 I read about this yesterday. Too good. If women want independence they'll have to compete in the free market like everyone else, good luck with that.

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>>233680 >Vote Masterchan the #1 Rom Site!



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Has anyone ever been close to or has been caught in the act of getting of before? In public or private? I've jacked off in public a few times but I made sure the few people around could not see or hear me. But never completely out in the open. >inb4 old article--still relevant though https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/4wb4m9/blackburn-man-does-five-lines-of-cocaine-has-a-forty-minute-wank-in-a-beer-garden-is-arrested-303


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>>225674 I have been masturbating for as long as I can remember, like at latest 3 years old. I didn’t know what I was doing exactly but I did have many dreams of men forcefully touching me/showing me their dicks when I was way too young to know about that kind of stuff. I didn’t think of it as sexual or even wrong because I didn’t know what sex was. I just knew whatever I was doing, it felt good, even if the dreams scared me. So at the age of 3, my mom started walking in on me, and she made a huge deal about it, which is not what you’re supposed to do when you see your kid masturbating, but she was convinced I’d become a slut and never get married or something because of it. So she’d scream and hit me and all kinds of stuff if she saw me do it, but that didn’t stop me. I’ve never seen her so mad about anything else. So my mom would spy on me from the doorway and try to catch me doing it to scream at me and I had no idea what I was doing and I still masturbate all the time as an adult, like wear skirts on long drives so I can do it and drive, if that counts as public, TLDR my mom saw me masturbate countless times as a child and for some reason that didn’t stop me and I still didn’t know what I was doing, and now I still masturbate when bored, driving, before bed etc

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>>233608 Make a Hi Masterchan video Post it

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>>233609 Gadmin is pretty shy.

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>>233609 I have before but I’d rather this not be associated with me

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>>233616 Then post a pic of you wearing a skirt, from the boobs down...



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Happy Valentine's day chums !


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>>233692 >Cam with her FFS, you stuipd nazi...

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Wow, the incel b8 worked. Yall nu-wave nazi's are something else.. >our women won't sleep with us Pathetic.

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>>233692 >implying you were using it for something else Ha. Yeah, NO

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>>233691 As requested...



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The day of christianity and their christian lies, are counted. The truth has always been jewish, and will always be. Abandon your false messiah. Especially you, nazi spammer. You have a LOT of false messiahs up YOUR bottom. I can see them all sticking out, like little flesh boils. Repent! Eat your foreskins today!


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>>233607 >The Germanic Question Will. Be. Answered.

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>>233592 >libertarian website wat

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>>233591 You got that image backwards there, OP. Left is Jewish-run Weimar Republic, right is Aryan Natsoc.

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>>233635 > Left is Jewish-run Weimar Republic, right is Aryan Natsoc In that case you have to define what it means to be left-wing and what it means to be right-wing...

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>>233622 >no mods controlling what is spoken >no bans >free to make a board on any topic >free to post anything you want how is this not libertarian?



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permanently banned from 4chan for advertising us How do we make others know we exist?


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>>233578 ..., says the shitposter.

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>>233578 That is right, go back to 4chan guys :^), we don't want enrive getting more popular. Everyone should stay on 4chan where mods can control what topics get popular and what topics get banned so the elite continues ruling the world

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>>233580 I thought everyone was banned from 4chan already. What sort of a faggot do you have to be, to not be banned from 4chan?

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>>233576 Your motherfucking post begins 8 years from now.

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>>233605 He meant his next post Which will still be 6 months too soon.



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Ask somebody who's taken so many notropic drugs that he's become near godlike, anything. The circles are closing on me! (...and no, I did not kill myself.)


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>>233570 what are notropic drugs ?

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>>233571 >Nootropics, or "smart drugs," are a class of substances that can boost brain performance It is a myth, those do not exist yet, other than in Flowers for Algernon,Limitless and Lawnmower man. OP is a larper

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>>233572 I took some braind drugs once actually, they were pretty usefull, they keep you in focus and stop fatigue kind of like caffine but without the adhd feeling.

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>>233572 Yes, I'm snorting unicorn dust and injecting gallons of minotaur semen into my bum, and the results are amazing: I can see the future. I have evolved beyond human limitations. I have transcended partially into a new reality, that I can sense if I really focus. The is a world out there, beyond the fear and the shame, and all the other shackles of the human condition. Most humans just see their own interpretation of reality, but with enough minotaur semen up your bum-bum, you can see it all clearly.



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New Boxxy/Catie Thread


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>>233333 >Spamming and deleting four posts just to get a certain post number. We get it: You're retarded. There's no medal for that. There's not even a participation award. Boxxy scoffs in your general direction - maybe that's a reward of sorts.

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First they came for the demonic pedophiles, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a pedophile. Then they just said "Fuck it." and came for all the OTHER demons, and all the pedophiles were like "Looooool.". >Christian >Free Speech Advocate Pick one. #ChristianLies


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>>233432 I know that you think you look cool, posting frogs and all, but to sane people, the argument to "separate people into places" is pretty autistic - fucking sorting the world according to color, so it's all nice and colorcoded, or else you'll cry about how much it hurts your autism. You are truly the untermensch.

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>we're going to eat them with our assholes as part of a gay orgy. Don't use condoms, that's homophobic and is the leading cause of aids stigma.

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>>233436 I love how banking and the 1% is connected to pornography, because when I think of banks, I think of all the orgies held there by the 1%. ...but don't forget: The jews are actually controlled by an Über-jew: Kermit the Rotschild. Armed with muscular cyberarms, he will fling his ten wives at you for 3d6 damage each. Your beliefs are fucking worse than Chris-chan's. This is why we have to chip the peasantry with mind control devices, to turn them into obedient little drones: They'll become more rational and productive that way.

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>>233437 Soon.

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There is a true free speech argument that could be made within the framework of Christianity. One shouldn't force their will on others, because free will is God given. Persuade all you want, but imposing your will on someone just because they won't follow God's rules isn't fitting with Jesus' example or God's will. Most Christians don't go by this philosophy these days because they are taught to fear anything that might lead to sin.



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How come there's no normie LARPing thread? Normies - the working class hero - the very foundation of society. They go to work every day - every single day, except for "weekends" when they get to relax. They work all day, for somebody else, except when they eat lunch, which they eat together with other "employees". They get paid for this, of course, like cheap whores. They might be married, and have kids, making fapping to porn, and even having sex with the woman right next to them, near impossible. Imagine what it would be like, living in such an existence, "earning money" from unfulfilling jobs, like in some idle game that goes on forever. In this thread we pretend that we're normies with dayjobs, doing meaningless things.


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Yet another early morning, and I'm getting ready to show up for work at eight o' clock. I'm fairly good at keeping appointments, it turns out, but I need a few hours to get prepared. Need time to do things like get dressed and eat breakfast. It's pretty stressful. ...but then when I head out, I feel like I could pass for one of them. I bet they see me and think "That guy's got a job. That guy's got a future, despite being ugly as fuck." - at least the ones who hasn't heard the rumours. I know a guy who used to just go to the supermarket and just sit there on a bench all day, staring in front of him. He probably told his girlfriend that he was going to work, so that she wouldn't leave him. It's more common than you think. ...and as people pass me, I proudly whistle this tune to them, hoping to fool them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg TL;DR: I have infiltrated the normies. Now what?

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>probably try to poison them?

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Ate a chocolate bar for breakfast - pic related. Didn't eat the whole thing, though. #StayingHealthy It feels a bit weird to be wearing all the clothes. >>233186 But then who would pay my bills?

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Today I'm pretending that I'm working from home, and that I'm doing entries in a database. It's very exhausting. I used to have one of those fake apprentice jobs, where I just entered a bunch of entries as well, but I managed to really suck at that, to the point of them wondering why I was even there to begin with. I don't know how workers do it - the actual "working" thing. I'm about halfway through the list, and I don't even know if I'll bother finishing it. Computer games are more fun. ...and the internet, of course. Do normies even have the internet?

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How to be a normie - 24 hour walkthrough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOBc7k5iQSo



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Post yfw mods can't delete anything you say


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: DDDDD

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Draw-fag thread.


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>South Park told me to hate Finland, and so now I hate Finland.

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>>233653 >>233654 >not the hero we deserve, yet the hero we need You chum are legendary.



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Is he a Mario Sue character?


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speedrun mario is sue

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don't fuck yourself, skippy.



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This man has a pregnant 11yo wife and you don't even have a gf anon. Explain yourself.


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>>233640 if that were true, but the truth is that women are forced to be with men they have no desire nor affinity for. >>233641 If whites are going to act like mudslimes or niggers raping women and kids then we are shit tier like they are and don't deserve to be alive

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>>233645 This is like saying that fathers are bad people by default. She looks quite happy, and if she's unhappy, she can always get a divorce.

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>>233645 > we are shit tier and don't deserve to be alive I agree. You are shit tier and you don't deserve to be alive.

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rape all kids



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what happened to 8channel?


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>more of an echo chamber I don't believe you. New 4chan is like THE echo chamber.

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>>233583 The site owner changed hosts, as their former host requested that they remove the /libre/ board for CP. The new url is https://8chnl.net >>233585 Wrong site >Outlander That would be 8chan, not 8channel

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>>233587 Oh, that's right: There's probably some copycat channel too, that sounds like some kind of honeypot. Yet another inferior chan to not go to.

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>>233587 It's down again, do you know the new url?>>233587



This is what a twitchthot gamer gurl sounds like in 2020 Is it an improvement?


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Women were a mistake.

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>>233638 This.