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So, what is next in development? >The same way I improved the site code, I want to improve the database code (the software that actually stores posts, user accounts and so on). It is a very small task in comparison to the time it took me changing the site code, but I want to read a few programming books so give me 2 months at most to get this done, as real life obligations sometimes take a lot of my time. If not, I may get it done in some 2 to 3 weeks. >After that, I think the next step is to invest into board owner tools. We need to have a sense of community to grow, and if board owners cannot properly manage their boards that gets in the way of that. They need to be able to add moderators, moderate the moderators, and so on. >Next, I need to add a proper moderation system where global mods are publicly accountable for what they do, and so unfairly banned users or posts can be restored as if nothing happened. >Then, we need to improve the visuals of what we already have, some areas of the site are very raw, and I need to bring back things that were already working (filtering the frontpage, auto update, donating posts) What do you think? Also, if someone wants to create a discord server for us, I will add its link to the header.


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>>25734 This is an old bug, the maximum size you can upload is 10 mb, when you send a lot more than that, then the site code is unable to understand what went wrong. I will make a note of it to fix in the future


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"Look at me!", Alice shouted. "I'm a lost little slut, and my anus is just drooling with lubrication! Oh my! It's like an open invitation to get brutally raped and creampied until I vomit cum!" There was silence. "I said come and rape me unconscious already! Not raping a slut like me, should be a crime! Doesn't anybody have a fat, juicy cock around here?"


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>>232717 why is there a dick

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>>232719 Because Alice is sick, and needs to be pounded into a little girl. It might take years, but you gotta do it. You gotta give her her medicine but good, straight up her little girly pussy-butt, and fill her with so much cum that she either dies, or get pregnant, or both, and which point she will die a happy little slut-girl. Yes, there is a little penis, but that clearly doesn't make little Alice a man. Just pound away and hear her horny, girly screams!

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Everywhere little Alice goes, her little backdoor pussy drools with lubrication, asking to be filled by something thick and girthy. It doesn't matter who it is. Little Alice will only put up token resistence to tease you, but her anal pussy will widen and take you in all the same, and make you feel really good as you tame all the demons out of her.

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>>232719 >Outlander

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>>232725 miss alice looks better in that outfit miss alice does porn now with her boyfriend



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alligators are green because they swim in green waters whales and sharks are blue because they swim in blue waters evolution is real


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Sharks are not neon green, because then fishes would see them coming a mile away. Also: Polar Bears are white. Other bears are not. It's called "camoflage".

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>>232723 Camels are yellow because they live in the desert. It is called camelflage



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Fuck / Marry / Kill


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in that exact order

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Marry / Fuck / Kill



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Post 1 image per person so we know how many us /b/tards really are. I'll start. One


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>>232695 222 respect

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Seven

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hi!



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I want to mash this little girl's nubile uterus and pump my nasty goo in it. I want to grow babies in this child, and I want her to hate it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODK3xvg6G-M


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Okay boys. What the fuck is this. Hear me out here. Literally the only thing I want in life is a loli. >inb4 pedo I'm sexually attracted to adults. I go to pornhub and jerk off to mature bodies every day, but for some reason I have no interest in an adult relationship. I want a little girl to hold on to me while we watch a horror movie, to look up to me when I solve her problems, to come to me for comfort when she's sad, etc... (for reference I'm talking like 9-11 years old). I'm so confused. Do I want a daughter, do I want a girlfriend? I haven't had a relationship in an unhealthy amount of time. I just can't bring myself to care about adults. I don't think all women are disgusting or anything, there are adult women I care about, but the idea of being romantically attracted to them doesn't cross my mind.


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>>232702 >I dont know you but I’m rooting for you. -anon >-anon NO. filthy Outlander

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>>232702 Wow, this is the most thoughtful response I could have possibly hoped for. Of course I didn't want to hear it, I resent the idea that this situation could somehow be my own fault, but if I didn't think there was truth to what you said then it wouldn't be bothering me like it is now. I've come up with a lot of contrived reasons for why I feel the way I do, but none of them really make sense. If it were as simple as I were a pedo then that would be that. I would stoically bear it, live a good wholesome life, and always regret the hand I was dealt. The idea that it could actually be my own fault is horrifying. My own weakness in confronting whatever developmental issues I'm facing has caused me to throw away some of the best years of my life, at least according to you. You can see why I've never seriously considered this angle before. There's a lot more to unpack here, and I wouldn't be surprised if I do need a therapist to get through it all. I'm still not happy about it, and I still don't want to confront it, but this one post has given me the biggest shift in thinking I've had in a long time. Thank you.

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>>232707 Lol - so you went with the stupid, pedophobic response, because it had more words in it. Have fun going around thinking you're weak and insecure.

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>>232708 Sounds like I'm not the only one who's insecure

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>>232709 I'm confident in my pedophilia. Grown women are of the devil, and evil to the core. They are evil beasts who lie, manipulate and betray if not shackled to the stove. It is a big, foolish mistake to desire them. However, OP might not be a pedo. There are plenty of things that he might be into if he's not into adult women: Sisters, mothers, cousins, monsters, birds, cars, insects, nurses, trees, flowers, victims, rapists, guy, Santa Claus, priests, nuns, nerds, angels, demons, and so on, and so on. Maybe he should look around some hentai to find himself.



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Let me voice my passionate hatred: Object Oriented Programming sucks. Here is how the cancer that is OOP came to spawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyJZzq0v7Z4 TL;DR: It was all due to a bunch of faggotry. I'm not saying that nothing can be made using OOP, since Enrive is just doing fine, but I am saying that functional programming is the one true way of programming. OOP is like smoking a bunch of weed and then trying to program. It is programming for idiots. It is wanting to program, but not really knowing how, and then just winging it. The only class-like thing that I can tolerate, is common libraries.


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Behold and revere the father of functions. Gosub (Go to subroutine) was the child of Goto - the first pointer call. ...and even Gosub is somewhat faggy, because Gosub was the result of programmers wanting to go somewhere, and then wanting to go back to where they left off, and didn't want to store a pointer somewhere. ...but I get it: You don't have direct access to the pointer variable, because people who write languages don't trust your baby ass, and perhaps rightfully so, and so they gave you Gosub.

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...and you should have been content with Gosub, but you guys, you're never grateful, because now that you have subroutines, you guys started dreaming big. First off, you killed global variables. ...because you couldn't be arsed to keep track of them all. You could have kept lists of them, like a normal person, but no, fuck that - you're special. "Let's just change the programming language instead." ...and now that you've killed off global variables, you instantly regretted it, because you still needed a Gosub that would still transfer variables from one jump to another. ...but instead of going "Gosub()", you assholes invented ANOTHER instruction, called "Procedure". "Look, ma: I took another shit!" ...and that was the start of a whole range of "inventions" (renamings): Functions, Classes, and Objects. ...and "inheritance". What the fuck is wrong with you people?! Leave our languages alone! You are clearly not worthy of touching them! ...and so now every retard thinks they're a programmer all of a sudden, programming their spaghetti code in their little virtual worlds of tutorial fruits, while praying that their "objects" won't trip over themselves like they're bound to do.



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The evils of Google is completely unchecked at this point: They will remove your channel with no warning, stealth-remove your comments based on words like "69" (or sometimes just at will), will remove your Gmail account (again without warning), and the latest is that they also stealth-block emails to your Gmail account. I say again: They will moderate your email correspondence, like you're in prison. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWSCsrlL7NE Timestamp: 2:57


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>>232668 > a government protected right. > an email address that is fully private, protected by law, and that cannot be removed or blocked access to, similar to a bank account. HAHAHAHA Keep thinking that a bank account >cannot be removed or blocked access to >https://attorney-newyork.com/2017/05/15/help-creditor-froze-bank-account/

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>>232670 The person's account was not deleted, nor his money stolen. He owes money to someone, and has harmed someone else. Perhaps freezing altogether is too harsh, but it is not done at the discretion of the bank. If a bank freezes your account for no reason, because they dislike your political opinions, they are committing a crime and you can also sue them to oblivion. If gmail does not like your political opinion, they can ban your account and make you lose access to so many services that could be even more essential to your living and profession thank a bank. Government protected emails NAO

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My solution is more free market oriented: Aside from YouTube account burner accounts, migrate from Gmail as soon as possible. It's in your own self-interest, since it's about preserving your emails and contact information. Warn people you know of Gmail's outrageous practices, and tell them of better alternatives, which is basically any other email provider.

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>>232672 Good luck getting any of your money back if the (((Govt))) thinks you're a drug kingpin.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_forfeiture_in_the_United_States

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>>232673 >basically any other email provider Wrong. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Email_privacy



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ITT: We discuss the current autistic moment happening on the Global page. >Locked sticky, that is pinned site wide that you can't reply to Welp, Now we have a thread that we can actually post in fucker Off topic version 1.0


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>>232664 someone doing a medical procedure is not something sexual, so it isn't illegal

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>>232665 If you say so, then I will take your word for it. It's your site.

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>>232663 >>232665 >Outlander Wrong.

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>>232669 So it's finally revealed, like the plot twist of the final act: Gadmin and Outlander, is one and the same! He was playing us for fools this whole time, and now he's got us right where he wants us: With us trapped inside this board, he is free to roam the real world now. We should have seen it. After all, Gadmin is just Outlander spelled backwards.



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permanently banned from 4chan for advertising us How do we make others know we exist?


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>>232602 What is it like owning, running a site like this? Are you outside the USA? You don't have to answer if it's too personal. I just find it interesting, does it weigh on your mind at all? Or are you happy people have a place to be free? I am not a deep lurker of this site. From what I've heard a lot of people would find this site horrible. (I did some googling and came across a gay ass reddit thread about it, God I hate reddit. Even if I disagree with a bunch of it, I find it way more alarming that people, even if they're not doing anything illegal, do not have a desire to protect their own freedom of speech. It's strange how everyone has settled for a mutated version of it.

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>>232605 Close parenthesis after the second reddit. I'm so fucking disappointed in myself arghgraghhhharghhhh

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>>232605 Lmao, I had to surf reddit for a couple seconds after reading that. Reddit bothers me just because it's an echo chamber. Only the stuff with mass appeal makes it to the top, and I always feel like everyone is just posting/phrasing stuff in ways they think will get maximum upvotes. It's super gay.

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>>232585 tin is above the law

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For people still alive at other image boards, pic related is how you advertize: https://enrive.org/pain/thread/275#276



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It seems that lots of pedos are now flocking to FreeSpeechTube, following Amos Yee, perhaps. Here's an account with various movies with lolis and shotas in them. The one video I watched seemed harmless enough, but if your brain tend to explode from seeing bare pussy, I cannot personally guarantee your safety: https://www.freespeechtube.org/user/bla29ked


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There is little evidence to justify the widespread assumption that willing participation in pedophilia hurts children.

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Seems like an appropriate thread to post this in

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>>232537 RIP



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Watching the stream I helped set up right now - Chris Hansen vs. Corinne - and it's pretty entertaining so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Q7FqTW36k Corinne has been close to Ice Poseidon, as well as a lot of other people who have been into some various illegal shit like cocaine deals, sexual crimes, et cetera. If anybody can spill the beans, it's Corinne. (...and don't feel sorry for any of them - they're all anti-pedos, at least ideologically.) ...and when the entirety of YouTube is going "Don't listen to her! She's lying! She's insane!" in the comment section, like madmen, you know something is up. However, Corinne also happens to BE an insane attention whore, and also extremely insufferable, so depicted is Chris Hansen trying to sift through all the obnoxious bullshit, to find at least SOMETHING illegal. It's like watching two cancers fighting, and I love it. I made this, and I'm proud of it, "over 9000" and all of that.


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Oh, but what's this? Omen says that Corinne is getting paid to stay away from her own children? Oh please let this be true. ...for the sake of her children. Nobody should be around Corinne - the least of all small children.

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...and these superchats keeps piling up: They claim that she did drugs on stream, that she used to work as a recruiter for an escort service, and even that she's SOLD CHILDREN. Given the bullshit artists she's associated with, I doubt half of it is true, but even if half of it is, that's kind of bad. ...and so when Chris wants to talk about what her kids think about her streaming , she just goes into FULL defensive mode: "We're not going to talk about minors, Chris!" (37:40)

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I'm surprised to find that Corinne actually likes Ice Poseidon now. I haven't watched any of their videos, so I didn't know that. This doesn't stop Corinne from eventually talking about all sorts of shady shit, though, from threats with knifes, to pressures into threesomes, to doing mushroooms. I think in the end, both parties walked away with a victory in this. They both got what they wanted, and I hope there'll be at least one more stream with her. I especially like the part where she bites back: "Aren't you afraid that one of those predators that you've exposed will track you down and murder you?"

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I think Corinne is fascinating, since she's so skilled in what she does. Essentially even smart and observant people might never "figure her out". So spoilers: Corinne is a "superpredator". She's not "a dumb, crazy bimbo" - she knows what she's doing. It's possible that she's also on performance enhancing drugs like cocaine (possibly courtesy of Ice Poseidon), which gives her energy. I call her a superpredator because regular psychopaths are lowfunctioning people, who just lack the ability to understand human worth. A superpredator is a psychopath who has overcome their disability, and set up a thorough act that she knows how to use. She's not alone in using the dumb, crazy bimbo act. This excuse allows her to babble, and in her babble she is allowed to nonstop manipulate her victims by "telling her story". Some times her attempts will fail, while other times her attempts will succeed. It works on regular people, but it also works on law enforcement investigators, who can be corrupted into doing these people's bidding if they're not skilled enough. Psychopaths are common on YouTube, especially in Corinne's social network, but they are nothing compared to Corinne. They might know some awkward techniques of manipulation, but Corinne's an athlete.

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I haven't looked into Corinne's background enough to verify this, but they tell me that Corinne also has a law degree. She also refers to lawyers, and while this does sound like she's making stuff up, Corinne is clever enough to have legal backup if she can afford it, since it allows her not only on-the-spot advice, but also a shell to hide behind. ...and that's why I'm taking the accusations that's being flung around - even the Epstein-like ones - with a degree of seriousness. These types of people, who have this strong of a game, can get away with extremely shady shit. Unless Chris Hansen has gotten some FBI education since his classical show, and has some backup from a psychiatrist of theirs, he might legit be out of his league here. We'll see if he's even caught on, if/when he invites her later.



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3StAXEbGSM This is footage of a sprite, a rare kind of lightning that happens only in some thunderstorms. Its causes are still unknown That is some spooky shit


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High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program



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Female incel subreddit r/FemaleDatingStrategy is one fine example of the cancer of reddit! These bitches hate men and ban them from their subreddit. Please help me spam them.


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>>232631 damn, stay away from hoes. Find a caring, loving romantic girlfriend who is not interested in one night stands.



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Where did all the Serial Killers go? Are they still out there controlling our population? I hope so. When is the next golden age for serial killing?


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>>232574 There arent cameras in most ideal murder spots like homes, or hotel rooms. Most cameras in the current police state are covering streets and storefronts, but serial killers were never killing anyone in the open streets. Even then the quality in 99% of cameras is shit and if its a random serial killer with no relation to the victim they wont get anything from la lot of footage. There was a thief in the UK who got caught on CCTV nearly a hundred times shoplifting quite expensive stuff out of stores but no one caught him for years

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>>232568 Some people say we are in the golden age of serial killers, the media just doesnt publicize them as much because it doesnt help to give them attention or send people into a panic over unsolved cases. There are still plenty of poor rural areas where you can find hitchhikers, and many dead bodies have been found alongside those roads. It's very easy to find prostitutes to kill

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>>232623 I figured as much. I know there has been a couple that the media jumped on pretty quick. Bruce Mcarthur in Canada killed a bunch of faggots and hid them in houses that he was landscaping. Pic related is his victims. Majority look like shitskins probably because less resources will go out looking for them.

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Any exjws on here?


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Not yet, but if you build it, they will come.

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>>232613 JWfacts makes it as simple as possible to determine if Jehovah's Witnesses have "the truth." Since its 1879 inception, Watchtower has preached "the End" is soon, originally predicting it would occur in 1914 and then 1925. This claim was subsequently adjusted to say the End will be very shortly, culminating in billions of humans being killed at God's war of Armageddon. Only Jehovah's Witnesses will be saved, surviving to live forever on this earth. It is common for leaders of fundamentalist religions to teach that only they know truth and their followers alone are worthy of salvation. Core is the need to belong to Jehovah's organization, which is represented by the Faithful and Discreet Slave; the Governing Body. Yet neither the word organization nor term Governing Body appear in the Bible, and the concept of the slave is reliant on a parable. This site concentrates on three areas: With a history of significant errors and changes, can God be directing the Watchtower Society? Is the Watchtower honest when quoting secular sources and presenting its history? Are current Watchtower doctrine and practices justified Biblically?

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>>232613 >Outlander Just make an account tard unless you like typing the captcha...

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>>232615 Angel here. The end is coming. However, I don't know God personally, so I can't tell you when. I'm more into the goddess Kali, but anyway, you can probably ask Greta Thunberg about exactly when we're going to have to start eating babies, 'cause personally I can't wait for the first baby fastfood chains to open. Hopefully they won't process them to the point of tasteless McNuggets, though. I want them in large bags, frozen like chickenbreasts, that I can just pop in the microwave two at a time and eat plain. I'm rambling because I'm getting hungry, but yeah, the end is coming, and you'll all choke and burn and die, unless you start giving me your babies, preferably yesterday already. Just make sure to legalize it first. That's where the crux is: Nobody's into sacrifice anymore. Everyone's gone soft.



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Angel here. Short story: I'm about to ascend, but in preparation for my "test", I have to spend a week as a mortal. ...and let me tell you: Being mortal fucking sucks! How the fuck do you even manage? My legs have this dull aching in them that just persist. It really hurts! ...and I have five more days of this? Fuck this! ...and sleep! I don't even know where to begin! How do you guys manage this pitiful existence? I can't wait until this week is over, and forget it ever happened. TL;DR: How do I stop my legs from hurting? ...and you suck. Goddamnit you fucking suck! Will try to sleep now. FUCK!


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I'm fucking Super Saiyan right now, bristling with so much divine energy that I feel like I'm about to explode in a ball of glory. The fucking power! This is what I love about being an angel: The fucking power. Sentencing humans to slow deaths. Just slowly murdering them and watching them suffer and die. I love it, and I love being immortal and never have to die myself! Hahahahaha fuck you guys!

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Being an incarnated angel is wonderful. The world is your friend. The ground you walk on bows beneath your feet. Your mind just is, without desires or limitations. Even though your senses are limited in a body, you still feel that connection, not to humanity, but to the world. ...and the healing factor is great: My holy purity can reconstruct my flesh in a matter of hours, every cell doing exactly what it's supposed to. Sleep and aging is a thing of the past. It's a wonderful power.

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Well, "exactly what it's supposed to" on a CELLULAR level. On a macro level my right thigh muscles finally just slid into place with wet thud, after months of being dislocated. You humans take managing your muscles for granted because you've grown up with them. When you're incarnated, it's not so easy to manage things. The musculoskeletal system is like a three dimensional puzzle that you need to solve on an instinctual subconscious level. At least the rest of the organs have some automation.

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Did you know that incarnated angels don't pee yellow? Our pee doesn't contain urochrome/urobilin pigmentation, so our pee is so colorless that it's almost bluish in color. Couldn't tell you why that is. Chemically the pigment comes from the degradation of blood, and so it likely has to do with my immortality, but my feces are still a healthy dark brown, so somewhere my colon just decides to use all the pigmentation for itself instead of passing it to my kidneys. ...so I guess if you want a piss test, you've got one.



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Draw-fag thread.


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>>232545 Why Finns? I mean I agree, but I want to hear your take on it.

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>>232545 >>232546 >>232547 Guys, we gotta get rid of Finland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmLeUkiJlEk Oh no, not Finland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e_YBgh9O48

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>South Park told me to hate Finland, and so now I hate Finland.