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New Global Thread Old one for those that missed it: https://enrive.org/global/thread/24889 Still working diligently, no ETA yet on new code.

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>>25290 >How about an admin abusing the rule #1 button? If it is on an official board I'd replace any moderators that are awful, including the owner if needed. But if not an official board, people are free to do what they want, and if they want to mess with rule #1 its their choice. If their board is bad people will use other ones.


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On the website cutie.garden they talk about killing little girls. Go there, archive the shit out of that thread and report it to the FBI. I will help you to doxx the admin. He is a finnish asshole called Trippy. We must stop them at any cost.

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Dubs..

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>>232198 >we all see thru your same fagging. Me: We need to take down this site because they're talking about killing lolis. Me: I like eating lolis though. Me: Wait, I'll do it myself. Me: No, wait, that would be a pretty idiotic thing to do. Me: I did it! Me: FFS kill yourself. Me: I think we got away with the same-fagging, me. The nazi spammer won't suspect a thing. Me: 4D chess, mate. Double Trump.

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>>232197 > What's your next move? To get rid of you obviously, because I can't stand your bullshit anymore.

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>>232196 I am going to destroy your God. I am going to make your God my bitch and he will have to suck my dick every day. Your God is weak and when I'm done with him, he will be my personal slave for eternity.

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i don't understand, you got upset over a joke post?



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Why copyright over any digital media is a nonsense All digital data are just numbers, a series of 1's and 0's, a long string of digits - in other words any digitalized media are just large numbers. If you digitalize a movie for example, you basically turn it into a large number. But if those data are just large numbers, how can you claim copyright over them? It is equivalent to trying to patent the number 10 and then require everybody who uses the number 10 to pay you royalties. Imagine if everybody patented a number and then schools would have to pay these patent trolls for being allowed to use those numbers to teach kids math. Ridiculous, isn't it? Well, the copyright of any digital media is just as ridiculous, since if you digitalize something, it becomes just a number. So claiming copyright of any digital data is basically just a number patent trolling. No one can own digital media, because you cannot own a number. Because you didn't create that number. That number always existed. It is part of the Universe. You merely wrote that number down. If you digitalized your movie, then what you did was just writing down a large number that under some circumstances can be used to reconstruct your movie. But does that mean that you own that number? Does that mean that you can claim ownership rights over that number? Of course not! That would be insane! That would mean that anybody could claim ownership of any number by simply writing it down! Would you really want to live in such a world? Well, you do live in such a world. Copying any digital data is never a theft. You are not removing anything from anybody, you are merely making a copy of a number. Just because that number can be used to reconstruct a copy of someone's movie, doesn't mean that person can restrict you from using that number.

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>>232002 I don't think any length of number has ever been patiented. Unique computer code isn't a length of ones and zeros. It's a complex combination of symbols, letters, and numbers. Think of a bookcopyright, you dont get a patent on the individual letters or or words. You copyright the book as a whole, where as you must get written permission from the author to copy or reproduce any part of it.

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>>232007 >Unique computer code isn't a length of ones and zeros. >It's a complex combination of symbols, letters, and numbers. Every non-script computer language - whilst written in characters - is compiled to machine code, and everything stored on a computer is a combination of ones and zeroes. Every character - whether it's ASCII or ANSI or something else - is just an interpretation of ones and zeroes.

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>>232007 01011001011011110111010100100000011000010111001001100101001000000110000101101110001000000110100101100100011010010110111101110100

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>>232012 i searched this number Conversations with myself usually go badly. I don't want you to be able to listen either It's not polished or pretty but unadorned And left alone I think I'm uninteresting. I can't figure me out. Our i's and t's were never dotted or crossed But cross my dotted heart and hope to die if I don't want to make you proud of me. I want to make you believe in me. Maybe I never came with instructions and maybe the world will never figure me out. I just want to feel like I'm together enough to matter to someone when they blink and lose track of the world for a second. Hazy and out of focus, but there.



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by John Perry Barlow Governments of the Industrial World, you weary giants of flesh and steel, I come from Cyberspace, the new home of Mind. On behalf of the future, I ask you of the past to leave us alone. You are not welcome among us. You have no sovereignty where we gather. We have no elected government, nor are we likely to have one, so I address you with no greater authority than that with which liberty itself always speaks. I declare the global social space we are building to be naturally independent of the tyrannies you seek to impose on us. You have no moral right to rule us nor do you possess any methods of enforcement we have true reason to fear. Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed. You have neither solicited nor received ours. We did not invite you. You do not know us, nor do you know our world. Cyberspace does not lie within your borders. Do not think that you can build it, as though it were a public construction project. You cannot. It is an act of nature and it grows itself through our collective actions.

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Your increasingly obsolete information industries would perpetuate themselves by proposing laws, in America and elsewhere, that claim to own speech itself throughout the world. These laws would declare ideas to be another industrial product, no more noble than pig iron. In our world, whatever the human mind may create can be reproduced and distributed infinitely at no cost. The global conveyance of thought no longer requires your factories to accomplish. These increasingly hostile and colonial measures place us in the same position as those previous lovers of freedom and self-determination who had to reject the authorities of distant, uninformed powers. We must declare our virtual selves immune to your sovereignty, even as we continue to consent to your rule over our bodies. We will spread ourselves across the Planet so that no one can arrest our thoughts. We will create a civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace. May it be more humane and fair than the world your governments have made before. Davos, Switzerland February 8, 1996

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Liberty and Freedom are fake concept perpetrated by the rich elites.

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>>232156 we intend to make it real. by any means necessary. even if we have to have a rumble behind the gym at school. we will be staying gold like pony-boy

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>>232173 The whole concept of Freedom is one big self-contradiction. That's why you can't make it real. You can't make real something that contradicts itself. That would be like trying to make dry water.



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Let's talk about my angelic butt. Pic related isn't my butt, but it's a close approximation. Just look at it! Firm. Tight. Delicious. ...and a fucking pain to sit on. It's a butt for sitting on heavenly clouds on, and executive chairs. It's not made for sitting on wooden fucking torture chairs like a goddamn commoner. It's an altar to worship at - not to sit on. Sometimes I wish I didn't have such a perfect body, you know. You fat lardtards are lucky sometimes. Before I got myself an appropriate luxury chair, I used to have a thick cushion to sit on. ...until even that wasn't enough.

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Yeah - jerk it to my butt, baby! I know you want to. Jerk it like you're dying for it. ;D

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Just look at that butt. That's mostly muscle, covered in a thin layer of failed cushion, that could squeeze the life out of your little pecker. It would chew your pecker up and spit it out in little chunks, and you'd LOVE it.

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Today I fed my butt three pastries and four pies (aside from the meat). Grow, butt! Grooow!

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From time to time I come across places described by the anti-pedos as "horrible pedo-apologist sites, OMG they don't ban them". Maybe I should start posting them here, so that you know where the fire rages at the moment. In other words, these sites are at the time of posting, neither safe for pedos, or completely ban-on-sight, but if you want somewhere to fight for the pedo cause, here's where you go. Who knows: You might win some battles and get your own havens. First up: Resetera https://www.neogaf.com/threads/resetera-and-the-pedo-problem.1487380/

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Let's see what more we can learn about Resetera from Metokur's Twitter ( https://twitter.com/misterantibully?lang=en ). As usual Metokur conspiracy theories are overblown and dishonest attention whoring. (The guy is a complete psychopath who just enjoys picking at whatever he can get away with under noble pretenses.) However, any tolerant attitudes toward pedos, is good. In this case people related to the owner removed posts, defended pedos with basically "They're just disgusting - who cares?" and are now threatening the people "whistleblowing" with a lawsuit for slander. "The best part is that the images include this person contacting the actual owner of ResetERA or the company that owns it, only to be told they are too busy and will not look into their site running a child predator discord." "Admins and mods of the site were members of that discord according to the person that leaked everything." I suggest - at this moment - that you lay low until things have settled down with any lawsuit, so as not to fuel any credence to the accuser. (Don't go around screaming that you're a pedo and that children should have rights, et cetera.) However, do keep tabs on any accounts of anti-pedos, and any sites where they hang out and discuss things, and more pro-pedo sites may pop up, which you can post here. Metokur is also streaming about this soon, where more details may be revealed.

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It should also be noted that if you know of a pro-pedo site has hasn't yet been discovered by anti-pedos, then this is NOT where to post it. This is a public site, and intel works both ways.

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>>232152 >neogaf https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Tyler_Malka >Tyler Malka‚ú° AKA Evilore is the fat, pasty-faced highschool dropout who looks disturbingly like a goblin and whose only claim to fame is running NeoFAG NeoGAF (which he made by accident trying to create a temporary clone of another site that shut down) in between making racist posts and sexually harassing women in bars because they refuse to sleep with him regardless of how much money he throws at them. At the moment Tyler is hunkered down in his little pillow fort, where no user can say a bad word about him or disagree with him without being b&, and refuses to leave it for any reason for fear of the real world outside.

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Update: It looks like Resetera will normally ban users (temporary or permanently) for "defending pedophilia/ephebophilia", so that's a shame. However, this was still a gain, given how many "anti-pedo champions outed themselves". I hope people are taking notes of them. I heard one angry weasel wanted to stalk people, and so there you go: Eat up.



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I'm noticing a lack of Judaism on Enrive. Let's change that. Let's begin by dispelling any misconceptions as to what it means to be a jew: Can I convert to judaism, or am I "doomed" to be a "goyim" forever? ...and do I even need to, in order to be good with God? https://invidio.us/watch?v=r4I2EeZhOg8

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>>232120 So mohel's are child molesters?

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>>232124 No, but the context of your post was "suck baby cock", which creates an intentional pornographic context - something that Gadmin said was grounds for removal before. It's astonishing how you will stop at nothing to demean jews, including pretending to be a bigger idiot than you already are. Do you think you're winning, son?

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>>232125 >still crying about a kike tradition You're extra salty tonight shill, did you have a bad day?

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Let's make blintzes to some wholesome jewish music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhQU7gWTemM (Goyims may not like clicking this link. Too bad, since YouTube links work more often than Invidio.us ones.)

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...but what if, for some reason, you don't feel like blintzes? Well, how about some tasty latkes instead? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggubWnJk0Ew



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Caturday thread Post cunny

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With the power of neural networks I have became a loli.

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>>232091 I like the massive dick-shaped poster on her wall at about 1:10 lol >>232092 >memes of some random youtuber with 3 subs' dog This is stupid. This is stupid and I love it.

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It fascinates me how brain-dead this community can be sometimes.

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>>232095 Maybe you could post cock or do a hello masterchan video then..

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>>232118 Hello there, Masterchan. My name is Rei, and I thought that maybe I could be your friend. =) I mean we could hug and go cave exploring until I sneeze. We'll be the bestest of buddies. =)

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>>232119 I'll be your friend teh rei This is a picture of me



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Official Chen Thread

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Alright chums, here's a recreation that's a lot better. I've edited the picture too a bit in paint to show only the scene + the name. The Chen here is the default one (Chen 1) instead of my supposedly homemade one. Also, I'm pretty sure this was the background I used when I first made it (Alice's room). Overall, I think I did this a lot better than I did before, and I know the program a lot better. Here's the site if you want to contribute making chen-related stuff. https://www.walfas.org/flash/create.swf

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Lol, forgot the picture.

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>>232057 I now regret making this thread for some reason..

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232079 lol.



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>Choose Up: A prostitute having to pick a new pimp. This can be done either voluntarily or by looking another pimp in the eyes. In the latter case, she has “chosen” that new pimp even if she didn’t want to. >Circuit: All of the tracks in the country. When a prostitute works the circuit, her pimp takes her from city to city, or track to track. The female will work a certain track until she stops making money or the police begin paying too much attention to that prostitute. >CSEC (Commercial Sexual Exploitation of Children): When people buy, sell or trade sexual acts with a child under the age of 18. >Coercion: When a pimp/trafficker uses threats of harm or physical constraints against a person or their family. Used to control and keep victims. >Daddy: The name that most pimps are called by their prostitutes

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>Date: Can be used to describe the act of prostitution or the client itself. >DMST (Domestic Minor Sex Trafficking): The commercial sexual exploitation of American children within the U.S. border. >Escort Service: A business that coordinates sexual transactions between a victim and purchaser by scheduling and sending the victim to the purchaser or a chosen location. Escort services tend to be more expensive. >Force: Physical force used to take or control a victim. >Fraud: The promise of employment or goods used to bait a victim and move him/her away from their familiar environment and later the promise is taken away and the reality of being forced to perform sex acts is revealed. >Gorilla Pimp: The most violent type of pimp who uses violence and force to control the victims. In charge of victims schedule and daily routines; meals, showers, sleep, etc. >Grooming: Taking the time to build a relationship and trust between a trafficker/pimp and a new or potential victim. Tends to purchase many gifts or shower the victim with attention and promises. >John: A slang term for a man who pays for the services of a prostitute. A client of prostitution or a child victim. >Lot Lizard: Derogatory term for any individual prostituted at truck stops. >Mack (Man Acquiring Cash through Knowledge): An “upper level” pimp. Will supposedly take money from any female, not just a prostitute.

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>Minor: Anyone under the age of 18 years old, regardless of the state’s legal age of consent. >National Human Trafficking Resource Center (NHTRC): Monitors the 24/7 National Hotline (1-888-373-7888). >Out of Pocket: When a victim breaks the code of ethics and usually results in harm or punishment. >Outlaw: A prostitute without a pimp. >Party: The act of prostitution. Example: A prostitute may ask a client if he wants to “party.” >Peel a Trick: Phrase used to describe the act when a prostitute steals something from her client. >Pimp/Trafficker: A person who persuades, compels, or entices an individual to become a prostitute or continue to commit acts of prostitution. The pimp takes all, or a portion, of the money from his prostitutes and usually has no legitimate source of income. Pimp is an acronym for “Provided Income from Managing Prostitutes.” He/She manages prostitutes by scheduling their “dates” and profiting from their earnings. >Pimp Circle: Describes a situation where pimps circle around a victim to intimidate and discipline them, using verbal and physical threats/actions. >Pimp Party: When several pimps “unite” to abuse a prostitute for either being disrespectful, trying to leave “the game,” or reporting a pimp to the police. It usually consists of several pimps gang-raping the prostitute, beating her, urinating and/or defecating on her, and other forms of abuse.

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>Quota: The designated amount of money a victim must earn each day. >Romeo Pimp: A pimp/trafficker who at first is very loving and showers victims with gifts to gain their trust, and make the victim dependent upon them. They then exploit the victim and threaten violence if they do not cooperate. >Seasoning: The process of breaking a victim’s spirit and gaining control over her, using rape, beating, manipulation, and intimidation. >Sex Industry: Composed of the businesses that provide sex-related products and/or services (adult entertainment stores, strip clubs, massage parlors, street prostitution, etc.). >Sex Tourism: A trip planned for the purpose of purchasing sex. >Sex Trafficking: When force, fraud, or coercion is used to cause someone to perform a commercial sex act. Any commercial sex act with a minor is sex trafficking. A commercial sex act is sexual activity in which there is the promise of something valuable in return. >Sextortion: The act of an individual befriending young girls or boys and convincing them to send sexual photos or videos of themselves and then using the images and videos to blackmail the girls into the sex trade. >Stable: Group of victims who are under the control of the same pimp/trafficker. >Staying in Pocket: A slang term for the practice of forbidding prostituted women from observing street or establishment names or general surroundings during “dates” in order to keep them isolated. >The Life: The culture of the commercial sex economy, including the code of ethics, hierarchy and lingo

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>Track: Part of town known for street prostitution. >Trade Up/Trade Down: The act of buying or selling a person from a pimp’s stable. >Trap: Money/cash earned by a prostitute. >Trick Roller: A prostitute who steals property from clients after she befriends and either offers or performs sex acts with him. May use deception or drugs to steal the items. >Turn-out: A brand new prostitute. >Turning a Trick: Performing a sex act for money. >Wife-in-Laws: The name prostitutes in a pimp’s “stable” call each other. A prostitute can only be a wife-in-law to another prostitute if they have the same pimp. In some “stables,” wife-in-laws are not allowed to communicate with each other in order to keep the prostitutes from unifying against the pimp/trafficker and to keep them from knowing how he treats others.



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>>232135 >The alt-right - always on the side of viruses and scams. True heroes, you are. Look, there's a thread about this. Look for the large rainbow YouTube logo in /pol/. Can't miss it.

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>>232131 >>232133 no analytics or tracking tho?? cool site

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>>232175 Nice try OP, we all know what you're upto. >>232131 >>232133 >>232134 >>232135 /Thread

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>>232176 u nuts



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Ask an adult dating a minor anything

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>/r/ama

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How did you guys meet?

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>>232017 we met on snapchat

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>>232020 Oh, so technically she doesn't KNOW you're an adult? Is that really dating? ...and how long before it all leads to the typical CP extortion portrayed in the news?

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>>232021 No she knows, we met a few times



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How come there's no normie LARPing thread? Normies - the working class hero - the very foundation of society. They go to work every day - every single day, except for "weekends" when they get to relax. They work all day, for somebody else, except when they eat lunch, which they eat together with other "employees". They get paid for this, of course, like cheap whores. They might be married, and have kids, making fapping to porn, and even having sex with the woman right next to them, near impossible. Imagine what it would be like, living in such an existence, "earning money" from unfulfilling jobs, like in some idle game that goes on forever. In this thread we pretend that we're normies with dayjobs, doing meaningless things.

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My wife is a compromize that's getting more fat and ugly by the day. The only moistness going on between her legs is the sweat inside her creases. If I so much as look at her, she yells at me that I'm too disgusting to have sex with, so I wait and slip it in while she's asleep instead. I give her most of my money, because she's my second boss.

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In my quest for normiehood, I'm about to right now go take a shower. Wish me luck.

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>>232049 OP's dinner here OP drowned in the tub RIP in peace OP

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>>232050 RIP OP. Some people just don't know when to stop, and take their games way too far.

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I'm going to have to let you down, strange alien voice in my head. I've got better things to do. Got anuses to lick.

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Quality thread m8



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Can someone add me into a trading group? I'll download whatever app is being used idc. Havent seen any groups in ages

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Ask on Twitter Use the #FBI hashtag It stands for female booty inspector

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>Can someone add me into a trading group? So if I ask you for an email, you'll post it here? :] Just use TOR like everyone else. Judging by the headlines, the cops are getting fairly good at taking down TOR sites and doing mass arrests, but it's safer than asking random people about it here.



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New kik group any time soon?

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Yes join my group, its 14Fcali



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Angel here. Short story: I'm about to ascend, but in preparation for my "test", I have to spend a week as a mortal. ...and let me tell you: Being mortal fucking sucks! How the fuck do you even manage? My legs have this dull aching in them that just persist. It really hurts! ...and I have five more days of this? Fuck this! ...and sleep! I don't even know where to begin! How do you guys manage this pitiful existence? I can't wait until this week is over, and forget it ever happened. TL;DR: How do I stop my legs from hurting? ...and you suck. Goddamnit you fucking suck! Will try to sleep now. FUCK!

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Have you ever drank holy water? I mean none of that cheap stuff the priests make, but actual water from the springs of Heaven? Let me tell you: I'm never drinking tap water again. People always marvel over how fresh spring water is. Well, imagine that, times ten. It's like when you drink it, your very soul's like "I want it! I want to breathe it with every fibre of my being!" and you're like "No, cells, it's a liquid. Just stay calm and let it wash down our throat.". ...because you can TASTE the blessedness of it. I wish I could describe tastes in more detail than that. ...and after that I just dive straight down into Hell. The taste of the "fires" of Hell is equally unearthly. You take it in and your whole body begins to scream for mercy, like the choir of the damned! It's like the heavy metal of my soul! ...but I think I like holy water the best. I'm a big sucker for pleasure, I guess.

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Once you get a big enough taste of Heaven, you don't ever want to come down to Earth. The air is so heavy down here. Suffocating. I feel like I can't breathe anymore. It's likely that my divine form with its giant wings, requires more oxygen or something. I guess this is why people rarely see angels: Not only do you suck, but the whole atmosphere sucks. Who'd want to visit this godforsaken place where one has to almost gasp for air all the time? ...but here is where the food is, and since I am a flesh eating angel, I'm basically stuck here against my will. I can't sneak food up into the sky, because there's nowhere to store it or prepare it. ...and I have to poop too, and I ain't pooping without at least toilet paper, and I bet you guys don't want angel poop dropping out of the sky. Pooping is pretty neat, though. I like to poop. I don't know why, but that's like the coolest thing with being corporeal, that you get to give birth to really long snakes out of your asshole. I guess to you that's just normal.

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Holy shit! My skin has begun to shine. It looks almost slimy now. This is amazing. I'm gonna be a slimy angel, and I don't care. At this point I don't care if my brain melts away. The power! The serenity! The perfection! I'm going to be a slimy baby and I love it. I gonna walk up to chicks and be like "Hello, baby. You looking uglee today, biatch!" and they'll be begging me to touch my slime and I'll be like "Too slimy for you, biatch!". I really need some sleep. Just gonna caress my beautiful hands some more. I'm an angel, baby! Fuck yoooou!

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You know what's begun to annoy me these past weeks? Chairs. Think about it: I'm an angel. I've got wings, and I still want to sit comfortably in a computer chair like everyone else. ...except my wings get in the way. Normally that's not a problem, since I don't lean on them that much, but lately my right wing has developed this joint problem so that I have to stretch every single time I stand up. Every. Single. Time. This could be avoided if they just sold some sort of computers chairs with narrow or low backs (and I mean comfy ones, with soft seats for firm angelic butts, and not regular office chairs). Am I too picky? I feel like I'm the only one with this problem.



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Draw-fag thread.

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>>232111 You're still my hero for posting it here chummers <3

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Enrive-tan

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Master-tan

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Smaller version for people with slow internet



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Greetings from https://waifuist.pro For all your /waifu/ needs..

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>>231926 Instead of making another thread, I'll just post in this one.. Rip Libreland.. again. http://libre.land >Libre.land is dead. >I have received requests from the host (yes they are real) since the creation of lg to censor certain boards. I beleive this is a report troll, trying to get the site taken down. So I'm going the librechan route. >I set up the site because I sense demand for such a site on 8chan. There is still demand for a site like libre.land, but I should not be the one to run it. >The site has proven to be far more work than I can really deal with, even with the help of the /cel/ board admin with moderation and stephen lynx with fixing various problems. >I am not really technically proficient enough to run the site, nor cool enough to make tough decisions regarding Dost material which could potentially get me arrested if I make the wrong move. >If you would like to continue libre.land, email me at hvc2@firemail.cc I would be willing to give you an image of the server if you like. >Very sorry if you have just recently moved your board here, such as /cel/ or /poland/ >And lastly, no this is not because of the "I REPORTED YOU TO THE FBI!!!" posts on /b/. I know enough to take those seriously. I have been considering shutting down the site for a while now, simply because it was a lot of work, stress and worry. The host request and the FBI thread listing all the problematic conent was just the straw that broke the camels back. >Adios freindos.

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>>231926 I'd rather browse instagram myself than a cheap rip-off.

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>>232028 We know chum, we know..

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>>231926 >>232028 #rekt