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It is time for a new /b/admin. We've had a few of them in the past. Some doxxed themselves and I let them go, some just didn't work out, and I'm not sure what happened to the very last one. If the discord admin is someone who enjoys something like 4chan's old /b/, I would give the board to him, since he seems like someone that cares and puts work into things, given what he did with our discord. If he is not interested, I will give it to a random pun anon and let's hope he does a good job. And if there are people who strongly want to /b/admin even if discord admin wants as well, I can do some sort of lottery to see who wins. What I can't do right now is have multiple mods for /b/ at this moment, it would not work well due to a lack of mod audit tool. In the past, I kinda tried letting badmins sort their own rules, and just asked to try and make something that rewards creativity, but I felt the rules were always messy and not objective. So this time I'm handing down the rules I feel work well with an official /b/ board, and ask that the admin respects it: >1) On topic threads are for creative content. Someone saying something that wasn't said before, someone asking users to post cows on fish chan, people making their own variations of some image. Anything that is creative or inspires people to be creative. As philosoraptor says, it can't be called random if it is always the same threads and reposts. >2) Anything else is off topic. Political discussions, talking about people (especially if in romantic or sexual manner), waifus, personal blog posts, requests. This is to ensure we never end like 4chan's /b/, which was once the main board now has become a boring place for posting porn.


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>>25840 >What overweighs in such a case? I'd say #1 always overweights all, as long as the thread's theme, the main point of it, is really not something mostly #2 related with a little #1 on top. I've always said in the past, /b/ will always be a subjective board to moderate, and it is ok to make mistakes sometimes - it is not like a thread will disappear because of that. But with simple rules and mods having a feel for it should not be difficult either. So the thread you are talkign about, seems like #2 with minor #1, I'd off topic it. I might try to mod /b/ myself for a while, since I haven't got a shot at it yet. Since the start I gave to other people like fey. But I don't want to moderate it on the long run at all


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Anyone else with a normie lifestyle outside from here? I interact with normalfags IRL in a daily basis since forever and they even like me. No sperging, no spagetthing. Little they know I find shitposting more interesting than socializing


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Have you seen THIS thread? https://enrive.org/b/thread/232042

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>>233178 this is no larping, we are talking about the real thing

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>>233179 Yes, and I think that thread has answered your question: There are no normies here, but we can always dream. :)



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Nazis fear him. Ladies won't even go near him. I bring you my fursona - a definitive name to call me by, so that you no longer have to call me obscure things like "that poster in /pain/" or "that jewish shill": Baby Huey. That daiper to catch any wayward poop. That gunt. It just screams me, baby!


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Who's the walking catastrophy that never grew up? It's Baby Huey! Who's anus is also open to jewish cock? Baby Huey's!

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>>233161 (((Baby Huey))) FIFY Kike Shill

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>>233161 I'm sorry for you huey, I hope they have a cure for your condition one day. hue

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>>233175 They had a cure for me once, but they banned it for some reason.



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This thread is for welcoming newfriends. What is this place? Enrive is a chan where: >the creator of a board can't ban you, nor even delete your posts. All he and his scourge of mods can do is flag a thread as on topic or off topic, but both types of posts always show on each board page. On topic posts show in larger quantities than off topic. Only illegal content is deleted, and only by a few mods that are hired directly by the chan owner. If those mods delete things that are not illegal, they are fired and have to go back to 4chan >You can post without an account, using your IP like in any other chan. When you do that, your name appears as "Outlander". For those that use the site a lot, you can register an account, and as you make more posts you gain benefits. At 50 or something posts for example, you don't have to fill the captcha anymore. When you post with an account, your name is Anonymous. >Accounts also let people have true anonymity, because your IP no longer matters for posting. So you can use a proxy, or TOR, and even if the IP is banned you can still post through an account. welcome frens


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>>233156 wow John is still lurking chans?

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>>233038 Bold red txt would be pretty awesome tbh

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>>233171 what a handsome lad truly chums are all chads



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permanently banned from 4chan for advertising us How do we make others know we exist?


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>>232580 All but one legal post was deleted lel Do you remember that shitstorm? >Think Mara

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>>232583 >Outlander This is what happens when you advertise this place on 4kids

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>>232584 It was a screenshot from daisys destruction. I don't give a fuck if the (((MSM))) blurred it out and used it in an article. We don't fall under the same protections as they do, while linking to the article would of been fine, but posting the image was not ok. It was literally a necrohurtcore snuff film. Daisy was tortured and murdered. Quit your bitching.

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>>232588 No, Mara.

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>>233169 It was a clothed adult woman, who just happened to also participate in DD at some point in her life. No child, and no nudity, was present.



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Let's talk about fullchan RIP in peace 8chan aka 8ch


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>>233142 What you're describing has never happened to me. Are you sure that you're not just being retarded? Your description of the problem is also pretty lacking: After you got the error message, you "copied the second half of your reply". Copied it where? Did you think that the first half of your post already got posted for some reason? Do you think your failure to copy to a clipboard, somehow relates to Enrive? Was it the jews? Did jews suddenly appear like little gnomes, and spirit your mesage away on their collective shoulders, leaving behind a note saying that they were hired by Enrive?

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>>233131 That didn't last long lel https://8kun.tw/ I bet this one wont last long either. I just got an email from Jim

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A new witness steps forward, saying he's got evidence - pic related.

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>>233155 >checked Maybe that's what niggers mean when they say 'Fuk da police' horny bastards!



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How come there's no normie LARPing thread? Normies - the working class hero - the very foundation of society. They go to work every day - every single day, except for "weekends" when they get to relax. They work all day, for somebody else, except when they eat lunch, which they eat together with other "employees". They get paid for this, of course, like cheap whores. They might be married, and have kids, making fapping to porn, and even having sex with the woman right next to them, near impossible. Imagine what it would be like, living in such an existence, "earning money" from unfulfilling jobs, like in some idle game that goes on forever. In this thread we pretend that we're normies with dayjobs, doing meaningless things.


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My teeth have been hurting for months, and so today I decided to brush them, using a toothbrush and some toothpaste that I had still lying around. Now my mouth is all minty. It feels kinda weird.

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I've had to keep appointments for four days straight now. I have to get up early and everything! This is torture. I can't imagine how having an actual JOB feels like. It's like you're dead! You want to sleep and surf the internet, but you're not allowed to! ...and you've got to COMMUTE! They herd us all together in buses, and then we just sit there next to eachother, withbowed heads in forced silence, and you're not even allowed to sing because then people will look at you and think you're going to try to escape! The world outside the internet is a scary place. It's like 1984, but worse! It's like the sequel: 1985!

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I'm soaked in sweat right now. Why? Because I've been outside. ...four times! No, FIVE times! Four of those times was to the garbage bins, because we actually recycle a bit, and so I had to go several times, and the fifth time was to the... You know, the washing machine place. "The laundry room"? Well, that place. Not to do the laundry, though - that's something only moms do.

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I fucking did it! I showed up for work today. Well, technically I showed up late in the afternoon, I was fired years ago, and my co-workers wondered who the fuck I was, but I just told them "Ssh! I'm LARP-ing. Just act normal.". ...and so two hours later I'm now back from work. I mostly just sat and stared blankly in front of me in an empty cubicle, trying to calm down and find the strength to carry on, and didn't accomplish much more than that, but that shit was still exhausting. Work is fucked up. I understand why some people work themselves to death, because you know, most people are only human. Well, back to playing computer games and fapping to hentai. Maybe I'll go to work some other day, 'cause I'm pretty sure there's an achievement to get if you show up enough times.

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I brushed my teeth today. Due to my weak gums, it was a bloodbath. I only brush my teeth about six times a year, and the discolorations and pain is pretty much constant, but TODAY I gosh darned brush them. ALL of 'em. ...I think. ...like a gosh darned normie. I could breathe on somebody right now, and they wouldn't catch some new oral disease and die puking.



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the Apocalypse loli (or maiden) is a trope . its a girl or a young woman who , 'brings on the end of the world"... or the world "as we know it" there are many variations of this . Very often she is 'unwitting" or out-right brainwashed into this role.[ Jane Gray/dark phoenix] she is the hare bringer of the apocalypse who must be stop or even killed in order the save the world. Most often she is 'saved" and the hole world is saved by the hero's (and sometimes her) sometimes she represents the 'end of the world \' for the bad guys , ...she they are out to kill her , [Divergent and Hunger games] This is often called the Anti-anti christ please list any examples you can think of.


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>>233132 >please list any examples you can think of. pandora's box

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/doom/ admin here. I always see Cassandra in Greta: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra Learn to mythology, guys. :P

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>>233139 >>233138 very good thanks also there is another variation , the spoiler loli' this is a girl who ruins the world , Eve ruined the world forever by eating the apple. Cassandra (and her brother) by licking the snake statuette...and of course Pandora. spoiler lolis



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I think the cat's out of the bag at this point: I'm completely retarded. I mean I'm probably not as retarded as they come, but I'm both mentally and physically retarded. You'll hear me coming a mile away, because of my audible screeching and blabbering. Yes, I fell on my head when I was a child. Maybe that did it. Of course I'm too retarded to notice it a lot of the time, so to me I'm just a normal person, until I actually think about it. I had a caregiver once, provided for free by the state, to help me with my household chores, but even they couldn't stand me. ...so are there any retard friends here? We can share stories about how embarrassingly retarded we are. There is no shame here - this is the internet. Am I really the king of all retards around here, or am I just second in command? Challenge me!


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>>233130 Your post is (((glowing)))

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>>>233146 He got a lunch date? ...with a mentor? What if *I* want a lunch date with a mentor? Imagine your own fucking "Don't kill anyone." life coach. Can I make demands? Can I go like "Well, I'm only planning to kill people because Molly won't fuck me hard with a Santa hat on. Can you make arrangements for that? It will make me very happy and non-murderous.". I assume he didn't have to pay for the lunch either. ...AND traffic to Enrive, you say? This is sounding like there's only good things that'll come to me if I start threatening to kill people. ...and you "made sure none of MC got out of hand"? ...on a freedom of speech site? Yeah, that does sound like a white knight. Did you get laid for that or what? No? That bitch! It's almost as if you did all that for her, whatever it was, and then you got cucked, and had to go spill your seed on the ground, after having betrayed those around you. That sounds like a bad end to me. (Cont.)

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The last time I threatened people with violence, they sentenced me to psychiatric care, but at that point I had had enough of idiotic shrinks, so I just didn't show up. I heard they were pretty mad about that. Submission before Iustitia is optional. You don't have to show up to court if you don't want to, for example. They COULD come and get you, if it's something that's gotten media attention, but basically they're a bunch of fat hippos who'd rather drive their squad cars on walkways, rather than walk anywhere, so nobody cares if you don't. ...but I don't have any plans to kill people. Why kill people when you can let them live and cause trouble for the REST of society? They are my little weapons: Gang rapists, murderers, et cetera... They will be instrumental to bringing Iustitia to her knees, you see. All I have to do, is stay clear of them. >Your post is (((glowing))) I heard 4chan is back now. It's all the memes that you could ever want, just waiting for more memes. What are you waiting for? You can never get enough memes. I hear they even have special meme color features over there. ...like your very own crayon box.

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Well, back to me being retarded: If it isn't the coffie, it's the cookies. Can't open a package of cookies without one of them rolling across the entire desk and falling behind it, it seems. I finally fished it out of there. No cookies for you, insects. You know, they used to make packages easy to open back in the day, with markings and directions. ...but apparently they have something against retards now, the fascists. ...or maybe I'm just of a whole class of retardation of my own.



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Standing on one leg. Goddess Kali does it. Everybody does it. Even little children do it. ...but can YOU do it? When was the last time you stood on just one leg? How long can you do it for, fellow pedophiles? Your life may depend on it one day. It may look retarded, but speaking as a complete retard, I stand on one leg at least once every single day. Do it for Kali, fellow pedophiles.


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At first you can keep it simple, but as you develop your skill, you can begin moving your leg all around you, in a controlled manner. Your legs aren't just for walking around with. They are your buddies. ...and without using them, your hip will stiffen up, and then Kali will come and eat you.

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This girl will grow up to become a servant of Kali one day. Just look at her go. Little girls are all secret ninjas in training. ...and you can be too.

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It's a miracle! Standing on one leg just relocated my leg again! You guys should try it. Just slowly chamber a side kick like normal, leaning to the side, and hold until your leg bone gives in and sinks back into your hip socket with 1-2 noises. Oh, it feels so fucking good!



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If you were to kill yourself, what methods would you use :)


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Fatal cum deficiency. Just have a succubus screw my life out of me. I don't have time to go into detail, but it would definitely involve her tail deep in my pooper.

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>>233112 but aren't succubi tail usually sharp?

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>>233113 I didn't know that. They look so soft. I guess I'll die like THIS then instead: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15137738/chapters/35101424

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Chapter two is where the good egglaying stuff is at. <3



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ok Chums can we be calm and objective about this..Are all men Pedos...... https://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/pedophilia-documentarian-eighteen-is-just-a-numb


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>>232907 Well organized. Thanks chum.

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>>232902 isn't it pretty common? check exhentai.org

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FOOD! (What is it good for? Absolutely everything.) What do you eat and how much? I'm asking because I just eat three meals as one meal, and it feels great. I'm still chewing as I type this. Do YOU have a goddess inside your colon, consuming all your meals like some kind of tapeworm? Well, do you? Write about your current food consumption in this blo-, I mean "in this fine topic". Food is one of your best friends in the whole world! Never forget that! Eat up all the food for the starving children of Africa, so that they get none! Hah!


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I am made out of murder. I am a walking mass grave, of my own design. Sometimes it's like I can feel all their souls - the amalgamation of the life force of my victims - screaming out in unified anguish, as they're forced to serve their eternal murder-waifu. Murder is the true living beauty of this world. It makes me - us - truly beautiful. Eat more, anons. Murder more. Become beautiful like me.

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I used to tell myself that I "respect life". Some part of me still wants to cling to that idiotic fantasy. They tell me that it's the sane way of thinking. ...but I'm not sane. How could I be, after what they did to me? How could any of us be sane, when murder is the way? Buy a piece of flesh and cut it up with a knife, and tell me that's not a body you're cutting up? Don't be psychotic. Flesh is flesh. That piece of meat in front of you, is what all your "respect for life" amounts to. ...but it's okay. Murder is life. It is through murder that we live and prosper. Blood is but juice - the nectar of life. Welcome to the REAL sanity.

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Eating once a day is the way to go i maybe take in 2,000 cals a day

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>>233106 "Depending on activity level, it's estimated that adult women require 1,600–2,400 calories per day, compared with 2,000–3,000 calories for adult men." What a tragic practice, but if you truly want to be less, then I can't let that bother me. I just think it's a waste of a good digestive system. From our mouths to our anuses, we're much like Kali, and if you truly want to rid yourself of accumulated pus, all you need to do is to give in to eating the flesh of the living. Fat comes from the lowly carbohydrates, inactivity, and from eating only once a day.

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I also don't understand people who count their calories. I measure my food in if I'm hungry or not, and if I've eaten from all the food groups today - food groups like tea, coffee, juice and the three types of flesh. ...and often it turns out that I haven't, so basically I just don't bother with measuring anything, and just eat. Why measure anything, when you can do the dishes, so that you can eat more? The more calories I take in, the more I grow as a person. Calories gives me the energy to do more stuff every day, and I need to do my dishes more often. In fact, I'm gonna go do them right now.



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Fact check: They tell you that killing another human being - one that you know - will somehow make you miserable or guilty. So not true! God DAMN it feels good! One second she thinks she has a life and a future, and the next: BOOM! - her brain has just left her skull cavity, and she is just NOTHING! The gleeful joy that I'm feeling right now, is just amazing. She's dead! She is fucking dead! God DAMN it, I'm so happy right now! She's fixed! She's gone! She's removed from life! She is undone - unmade! Everything is right with the world again! God, it's indescribable how good it feels, like a never ending orgasm, times two! My life is so bright right now! Fuck yeah, Kali's giant cock is coming rivers straight up my asshole, and I'm just riding her tickling torrent! (Disclaimer: Don't try this at home, kids. You're not allowed to feel this good, while I am.)


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"Oh, h-hello? ... No, I'll continue to hold." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISaoB5gP7g

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"Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a - ... Yes, I'll hold." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP6Uxjtncjw

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"Hello - are you there? I've been waiting to repor- ... Fine, I'll hold." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdJWZxPW45c

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I'm live right now, streaming my confession: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJDB06tm2Rs (The woman on the left is my victim.)

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Since Gadmin just locked the global thread, I've run into a few bugs, so this has to be the inofficial global thread until a new global thread is made. First of all, my old admin account hasn't been cleared for posting, forcing me to now have TWO admin accounts - the /pain/ admin account, and the /doom/ admin account. Second of all, you can't add FAQs to boards anymore. When you click on the link to edit, you are instead taken to the login page, and logging in just leads to a page saying that you're already logged in.


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Ah! Gadmin, I know what I probably did. There's probably no bug regarding posts that don't count. What I probably did was forget to type in the captcha, and on the (new) error page I then forgot to change the drop-down to my admin account AGAIN, so I probably typed in the captcha and posted with my non-admin account instead.

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>>233040 >I rode the short bus it shows

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>>233042 I did make an entire thread about how I'm retarded. What more do you want from me?

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>>233040 I've made a note to double check that regardless. I might change the way I code it. In the old system, your last username/password would be stored, and now it is stored by login order. Not sure which one is superior. By login order is perhaps less error prone to people, but I should maintain the account that tried to make the post if there were errors during posting, will add a note for that as well

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In 2019 the year of our kike Lord, anons suffered many hardships.  >8chan goes offline  >Forced to wander until eventually finding bunkers to hide in  >Lots of cocks is lost and some anons never find their way to the promised land  In the weeks that followed anons built up bunkers and attempted to populate them with cocks they had saved. The Webring system was created through a joint effort between /a/ and Julay. There were minor fights between anons from different boards, but a mutual respect was there and in-fighting was kept to a minimum.  Like all good things, however, faggots will eventually show up seeking fame, attention, and money. There is always a namefag lurking around looking to become the next moot or cripplekike.  What follows is a dump of private discord voice and text chats that will show you exactly how such people operate and how stupid they think (you), the average anon is. 


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The above was posted to Julay.world Archive: http://archive.is/zW6Xh

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>>233101 mods are gay, what else did you expect

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>>233101 imagne being as fucktarded as the people that frequent /a/ :/

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>>233109 Joke's on you: I'm only PRETENDING to be retarded.



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What's your power level?


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>>233014 pervert

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I wish there was a way to see account age. My post count is weak, but I've been around since 2014.

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What happened to molly? Is she a slut now? Is she still ruining anon's life and contributing with law enforcement to entrap them?


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Princess Mononoke

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Is this board alive?


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>>233002 I'm an angel of pain. I just know shit - don't worry about it.

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>>233004 >I'm an angel of pain. I don't know shit - don't worry about it. FIFY

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>>233010 Oh yeah, I almost forgot: You Americans are still counting with stick and rocks. It is truly amazing that you've gotten so far, but I guess we all have the Hollywood jews to thank for that. The day the jews finally decide to give up on dragging your ass around, you're going to degenerate back into the stone age in no time.

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>>232878 I stop by twice a year now.



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