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We have been at a hiatus for a long, long time, but I have actually been hard at work coding almost daily for all these years. In fact, it scared me how much time I put in something that to me is only a hobby. Just a few months ago I was reading 1000+ pages of programming books in a week, and I have refactored the site's code some 5 times in this past year. Every time I learned something new, and every time I made the code better to work with, with more longevity and professionalism. On top of that, I developed many of my own tools to assist in the creation of sites, because I didn't like what was out there. I have finally arrived at a point where I am happy with the code and ready to develop Enrive again. It should still take me some 2 to 3 months (perhaps much less) to translate the current code to this final iteration, and after that I will take us down for probably a day or two, upload the new code and from then on focus only on making new features, in the hopes that we grow and save the internet from all the moderators out there. One major change that will come with this first update, is that there will no longer be a distinction between user account and anonymous ID - everything will be the same system. You'll be able to create and manage boards as well as post with just 1 user account (or, in the case of posting, still with just your IP).

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>>25028 Congrats potato. sage goes in all fields


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Elaine was playing minecraft when a friend asked for her help building a house. What did Elaine respond? I'll give the answer after 5 replies if you are too brainlet to figure it out.

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>>231932 how's school my young friend?

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>>231933 checked >nigger tits MOAR

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>>231829 >hook nose Let me guess, amerifats actually watched this show?



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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR23SXhOKXE Why our perception of pedophilia has to change | Mirjam Heine | TEDxUniversityofWürzburg >One to two percent of the main male population is considered as pedophiles. This means worldwide more than 57 million people. Therefore, pedophilia is not an irrelevant phenomenon we can ignore. It is unrelated to class status and educational level. The medical student Mirjam Heine explains how an appropriate approach to the unchangeable sexual orientation pedophilia might look like. She is mainly guided by the works of Prof Dr. Dr. Beier, the head of the institute for sexology and sexual medicine at the University Hospital Berlin and the prevention network “Kein Täter Werden” (meaning “don’t offend”). Hence, she also believes that no one is responsible for their sexual orientation, for their feelings, but that everyone is responsible for acting upon this sexual orientation. She also inquires how all of us can gain if we distinguish clearly between our feelings and our actions. Since pedophiles can’t change their sexual desires, they must learn to control them to not act upon them. This talk was given at a TEDx event using the TED conference format but independently organized by a local community. The Day of the Rope, can't come soon enough..

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>>231835 its one lousy fucking post ...you jack ass ...calm sown and you know im a perfect gen-X'er

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>>231835 dear sir , please ...do I know you from somewhere else? maybe motherless or 99ch ? maybe even way back at AnonIB in 2009? yes?

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>>231958 You know me irl chum. I'll deny it to your face if you guess correctly who I am tho. Enjoy the fuckery m8

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>>231957 >its one lousy fucking post >one lousy fucking post >one post >one That's still one too many chum As everyone tells you over and over, fuck off back to your own board. chum

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>>231959 IRL , i dont know anyone who uses words like chum and mate you come from the other side-of-fuck-all-creation enjoy our Earl Grey and your kidney-pies mate, then kiss the queens bum for me. chum.



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Angel here. Short story: I'm about to ascend, but in preparation for my "test", I have to spend a week as a mortal. ...and let me tell you: Being mortal fucking sucks! How the fuck do you even manage? My legs have this dull aching in them that just persist. It really hurts! ...and I have five more days of this? Fuck this! ...and sleep! I don't even know where to begin! How do you guys manage this pitiful existence? I can't wait until this week is over, and forget it ever happened. TL;DR: How do I stop my legs from hurting? ...and you suck. Goddamnit you fucking suck! Will try to sleep now. FUCK!

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I'm back from being tested, and can finally leave this wretched existence. Hopefully, after the evaluation, I'm allowed to ascend a step even higher. (Pic is from the old web comic Angel Moxie.)

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Ohh Goood, it's so good... The divinity slowly flowing into me, filling my body up again, feels like I can breathe again. It's my life. Fuck you and your stupid existence. You all suck. Tomorrow I can forget all about you, and leg pain, and I can't wait.

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I was born a mortal before I became an angel, and so I have a mother, and what mother would she be if she wasn't a source of grief? My mother is a comparatively well-meaning person. My grief instead lies in her mortality. It lies in the nature of all things mortal, to die. I have offered my mother immortality every time I see her, but she stubbornly refuses it. She says it scares her, like eternal life would be death itself. "We all gotta die some day.", she tells me. My father was the same way: He chose to put his faith in doctors over me, and now he's dead. I don't understand: Why do humans fear living forever? Why do you embrace death instead of perfection? Is there some way that I help you to stop sucking so much? I look at you and I just see rotting, decaying fools. Why don't you want to ascend?

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Being divine feels as wonderful as ever. You just feel... ...well. Satisfied. You can feel the divinity coarsing through your body, making you feel less substantial, like a jellyfish maybe. I can't imagine how my ascension will feel like. Theoretically it should feel even better. There is still a big chance that it'll fail the evaluation, though. Maybe it's not for me to ever know that kind of existence. In a week I'll know my fate.



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Take a quiz about Mara chum http://quizland.rf.gd/mara/

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>>231833 >FBI >not KMAR

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>>231828 Nigga what.. Mara is as old as me, damn

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>>231872 Her birth date is quite close to the end of the year, maybe that makes things a little better :P

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>>231873 All good eh, means I’m not a creepy pedo, in this case.

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For paranoid chums https://rentry.co/2hzbe Correct answers: 1.b ; 2.a ; 3.c ; 4.a ; 5.d ; 6.a ; 7.a ; 8.c ; 9.c ; 10.d ; 11.c



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Now that the investigation is over, let's talk about what happened lol. >http://www.kiro7.com/news/local/facebook-identifies-alleged-child-rapist-bothell-man-arrested/636330212 >Facebook identifies alleged child rapist; Bothell man arrested >Here’s evidence Facebook monitors the videos and photos you post: A Bothell man is under arrest, suspected of raping a 14-year old girl he met on the social media site. >Thomas Mahoney, 24, appeared by video in a Snohomish County courtroom Wednesday afternoon, hours after being booked into the Snohomish County Jail in Everett --- on suspicion of child rape and communicating with a minor for immoral purposes. >According to Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office documents, Mahoney met a then-13 year old girl on Facebook last year. >In September 2016, “when she was 14 years of age, she met with him in Bothell, and they had sex” at his home, according to investigators.

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>>231917 In his site terms it says all posts must follow US and Amsterdam law. Which would include DMCA. Again, even triforce chans has an email address for copyright. I assure you they are not US either :)

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>>231909 linking to more child porn when it almost got your beloved domain suspended? nice work.

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>>231917 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝟒) 𝐃𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐔𝐒 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐀𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐬 (𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝).

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Imagine shitting on niggas just cos you feel like it.



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The elephant in the room has always been the arcturian, anshar/anunaki, mantis, & galactic federation aliens operating among us, lying to us, controlling & abusing us. We're dealing with aliens with 1000 year lifespans, telepathy, technology a million years in advance. Everything in our world is a higher density psychological trap! Religion, spirituality rationalizes external forces manipulating you, keeps you in an unknown realm of victimization. There are no rules or paths. There is no Heaven, the afterlife is a trap simulation. They want us in a miasma of hypno-bliss to control. Our bodies are considered vessels for the DNA to affix the 21 gram soul energy. They reincarnate as Humans to push their agenda, theyre bloodline matchmakers. Their DNA is old, it hit a wall, they tweaked it for math skillz & lost empathy. Our DNA is new and universal, it was designed for interstellar resiliency, empathy, and beauty.

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Since you havent been abducted or contacted, its not opulent sociopaths. The aliens don't tell us about themselves, they tell us how we should live. They don't abduct the homeless or sick, they don't cure, they take. Theyre instituting a silent invasion, situated among us, playing both sides. They disguise as Humans. DNA is biocomputer code to make a Human-looking hologram. They manifest matter, cloak their craft like Human aircraft. They wrote the religions, calendars, occult, secret societies, political cultures, & states. They operate a 5th Column online, news, Hollywood, every industry & major city. Millions of non-Humans live among us. The aliens arent showing themselves not due to lack of believers, theyre waiting until we're ripe. Breeding generations are quick with a two-digit lifespan being. Our genome is the master genome of diversity & beauty, yet all Human history has been their concentration camp to get the uncoded/junk DNA that we're evolving fit for alien exploitation, giving us short lifespans, feeding us breeding propaganda, theyre anti-homos

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theyre anti-homosexual, & using religious fear to control the Kundalini evolution. Eugenics. It's militaristic thinking disguised with PR & a complete disregard for Human sovereignty. The Arcturians & Galactic Federation are responsible for all evil, fomenting war, designing water, money, viral population control, decreasing the lifespan & mental capabilities of all Humanity. Four digit lifespans, 200 IQ, & telepathy are the rule in this universe. We're the surface dwellers on Earth. Our blood will be in the new bodies of reincarnated aliens. This is a farm. They operate locally & from the psychic weapon, soul capture & reincarnation processing station of the artificial moon. They think they own & have right to our genome. The secret sauce: What shapes psychology shapes your current reproductive materials. History has been shaped to shape Human DNA. Epigenetics. Socio-genetic feedback loop. DNA can't be grown in a lab, manifested, or bought at the store. This, all this is the lab, their trauma is the program, we are the store. You gotta get real & look around at the basic foundation for the successful fucking survival of every life form: DNA. They will lie, cheat, & kill to get what they want. What chimps are to us, we are to them. They see our death as a non issue. They think theyve the right to abduct any Human on US federal property. Revoke all soul contracts with them, disagree with anything they do. Theyre operating an invasion, now acting covert, then disguised as contact.

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Theyre using dream & mind control through psychic tech, physical or etheric implants for mind body control & possession, Machiavellian psych warfare, impostering key positions with AI, Human holograms, or Human-looking aliens, controlling miscarriage, gender, & soul of newborns, sending soul reincarnations into a specific family group to further their fake spiritual agenda, ramping up the rape speed of the hybrid program for the resiliency of their races, using our Human genome until the eradication of our bloodline.

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>>231886 Pretty sure it’s just the kikes, you degenerate.

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Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to secretly retrieve US made Stinger Missiles that the State Dept. had supplied to Ansar al Sharia in Libya WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission. Sec. State Hillary Clinton had brokered the Libya deal through Ambassador Stevens and a Private Arms Dealer named Marc Turi, but some of the shoulder fired Stinger Missiles ended up in Afghanistan where they were used against our own military. On July 25th, 2012, a US Chinook helicopter was downed by one of them—not destroyed only because the idiot Taliban didn't arm the missile. The helicopter didn't explode, but it had to land and an ordnance team recovered the missile’s serial number which led back to a cache of Stinger Missiles kept in Qatar by the CIA. Obama and Hillary were in full panic mode, so Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to retrieve the rest of the Stinger Missiles. This was a "do-or-die" mission, which explains the Stand Down Orders given to multiple rescue teams during the siege of the US Embassy.

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It was the State Dept., NOT the CIA, that supplied the Stinger Missiles to our sworn enemies, because, Gen. Petraeus at CIA would not approve supplying the deadly missiles, due to their potential use against commercial aircraft. So then, Obama threw Gen. Petraeus under the bus when he refused to testify in support of Obama’s phony claim of a “spontaneous uprising caused by a YouTube video that insulted Muslims. Obama and Hillary committed TREASON! THIS is what the investigation is all about, WHY she had a Private Server, (in order to delete the digital evidence), and WHY Obama, two weeks after the attack, told the UN that the attack was the result of the YouTube video, even though everyone KNEW it was not. Furthermore, the Taliban knew that the administration had aided and abetted the enemy WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission, so they began pressuring (blackmailing) the Obama Administration to release five Taliban generals being held at Guantanamo. Bowe Bergdahl was just a useful pawn used to cover the release of the Taliban generals. Everyone knew Bergdahl was a traitor but Obama used Bergdahl’s exchange for the five Taliban generals to cover that Obama was being coerced by the Taliban about the unauthorized Stinger Missile deal.

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So, we have a traitor as POTUS who is not only corrupt, but compromised, as well and a Sec.of State who is a serial liar, who perjured herself multiple times at the Congressional Hearings on Benghazi. Perhaps this is why no military aircraft were called upon for help in Benghazi, because the administration knew that our enemies had Stinger Missiles; and if used to down those planes, it would likely be traced back to the CIA cache in Qatar and then to the State Dept.’s illegitimate arms deal in Libya.

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This is copypasta dated back to at least May 25, 2018. Source: mediaphy.com/tag/obama-treason/ It likely goes even further back, to 2012.

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>>231978 >I'm a blast at parties Thank you fellow bot



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Will this place become fun and active again?

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maybe you'd enjoy this .../2018/11/little-boy-eggs-are-real.html see our site

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Kristen Titus, Founding Director, NYC Tech Talent Pipeline, City of New York: “Being named the Founding Director of New York City’s Tech Talent Pipeline, leading to the Mayor’s $10 million commitment to support the growth of the tech industry and prepare New Yorkers for 21st century jobs.” A globally-recognized leader in coding and STEM education (she was the former Executive Director of Girls Who Code, leaving in January 2014 after growing the program by 700%), Kristen also spoke at the DLD Conference in Munich this summer on a panel appropriately called “It’s All About Coding.” ?????

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>>231619 >rare Gad pic

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>>231500 It will become active again when you start to worship Tereza-chan

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>>231815 >worshiping normalfags



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Who's your favorite MC grill?

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>>231787 >>231788 I'm thinking these aren't her, I didn't save any pics of her.. http://web.archive.org/web/20160802232333/https://masterchan.org/chummery/thread/1074

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Tereza-chan is my favorite MC grill



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So, cunts in NZ and Aus at the moment can’t even access 4chan or 8chan without a proxy, might be our chance to drum up some new chums, not sure how or where we’d advertise though.

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oc from back in the day

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Ok posting a loli for old times sake.

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>>231800 Wait to advertise until after I update the site within the next 1 or 2 months. It will introduce some changes too making it less confusing to use, like no longer having a User vs AnonymousID system, everything will just be 1 user (without email requirement). Better to wait until IP posting is brought back as well.

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>>231806 Stop posting small underage girls. You should get off to thicc women like me. Get this serious piece of a woman. Don't you love that fat face?



Small Size Videos Thread In this thread we post only .webm videos that are under 900 kB.

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>under 900K You ain't the boss of me chum

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>>231929 Stop! You broke the rules chum!

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Not a webm, but definitely under 900 KiB. Anime scene in only 563 KiB .gif file.



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>you are taking a nap >someone wakes you up Is that a violation of the nap?

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Absolutely. If it were legal, I'd kill the person who wakes me up from a nap unless I asked them to before-hand.

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>>231507 but killing someone is also a violation of the NAP



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Merry Christmas you wonderful faggots! <3

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>>231718 merry xmas >>231719 >>231720 kill yourself spammer

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>>231723 sorry about that, ...here's a link for you and your buddy's , one you will like. sorry i didn't consider you guys. merry xmas https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=gay+men+masturbating+for+live+audience+on+stage&FORM=HDRSC3

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Official Chen Thread

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1/2 if I ever find the other one. I uploaded this back in 2014 or 2013, when I found this place.

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Nope, lost to time. It was the image of all of my chums with pink hearts for eyes admiring chen. I think Gad was there too, but I don't remember. Rest in peace.

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>>231725 >masterchan was 6 years ago w-where did time go

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>>231728 Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' Into the future.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNG4xKYiLrA

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>>231729 wow , mostly i dont like that kindda thing, because im old (i was there) but i like that remix



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Draw-fag thread.

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We count from A to Z with video games. I'll start. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Inner peace is dumb. Drug dealers can get you inner peace, and let you float away on opiates all day. That's exactly why it's illegal: Because inner peace will harm your life. It will demotivate you and spoil you, so that you will become inactive and weak. Inner peace is a poison of the soul. Avoid it!

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>>231949 Inner peace is for those that do not enjoy life

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>>231949 Inner peace is for those that do not enjoy life

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>>231953 Does anybody really enjoy life?



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Oranges. ...sucked out of the stiff nipple of a perfectly round young female teenage breast. Fellow pedophilic gentlemen, I've been sucking at this breast every day for the past months, and at this point I would choose my orange juice over a teenage breast any day. It's a local brand, so you probably will never get close to this, but I'm here to tell you that that juice of yours that you're suffering through - that bitter, coarse, rotten, filthy stuff - that it doesn't have to be that way. That is not how orange juice is supposed to taste like. ...and it's cheap as well. It's the taste of luxury, but without the pricing. Here's some guidelines to start looking for: - Is it 100% orange juice, with the pulp still in it? If it's not, then you're probably living in filthy North America and eating out of a trough. My condolences. - Is it cold-pressed? This is the key, but here's a good tell: - Does it tend to separate to some degree, if you leave it on the store shelf or your fridge, for a day or two? ...and remember, my fellow pedo aristocrats: There is a heaven (made out of perfect orange juice, and meat and chicken kebab). You just have to search the store shelves for it.

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>>231950 tl;dr

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>>231951 Then you will never know what it feels like to squeeze a teenage breast like a Sunkist, and have it squirt out a stream of juicy goodness directly under the tip of your tongue. Next up: Kebab! Make sure it's boneless!



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Now listen here you little shitstain reality: You give me back my ideal Ren'Py engine to program in so that I can code in peace with the tools and commands that I want, 'cause I'm not going to settle for some bullshit hereditary, backwards compatible bullshit, you hear me?! God damn can't even code a piece of shit layered imagine on this godforsaken 2016 hentai game... Why does everything have to "make progress" for?! Why can't you make things right the first time?!

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>>231942 > Why can't you make things right the first time?! That's not the way the life works chum

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>>231943 Then change it! I can't even get the old commands to work because I don't know how to put an image on the screen in this language! ...and what does Python have to do with anything?! I thought Ren'Py was japanese for "Zero'Python"! That was the whole point: No snakes!

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>>231945 Make your visual novel in SugarCube then.

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>>231946 I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. If I wanted to change the engine, I'd just upgrade to Ren'Py 7. Wait! Hold up! It was hiding behind the wall this whole time! Progress! I can put images on the screen now! ...somehow! Gotta figured out what happened first. Soon you will be Mine, Korra!