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First they came for the demonic pedophiles, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a pedophile. Then they just said "Fuck it." and came for all the OTHER demons, and all the pedophiles were like "Looooool.". >Christian >Free Speech Advocate Pick one. #ChristianLies


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>>233408 Image source: Gab's Twitter @getongab . Also everybody's talking about it. You're not good at finding things out.

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I know that it's all about the obsession with hating jews, but nazi christians are still weird to me. Jesus and concentration camps, united under one fantasy... Oh, and don't forget freedom of speech. That's probably the weirdest addition: "Love thine enemy, put them in concentration camps, and let them speak. ...except no porn. Only jews jerk off."

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>>233409 RIP gab

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>>233410 What's wrong with concentration camps? We need them in the US to put Communist/Liberals in.

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>>233413 Wrong. We need them to put nazis in.



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Is he a Mario Sue character?


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Wow, what a good citizen


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>At that age you already have an understanding of human relations, you can feel love or a crush towards someone. Not someone who is 10 and under, a proper kid. Tell me what it is that's so complicated and confusing about it, that a ten year old wouldn't be able to understand. >want to have sex with me? By the way, in some 4 years you may regret this so much you'll feel disgusted with yourself and need therapy from remembering the experience. Check out the Amos thread regarding this, because it refers to a fairly detailed study of exactly what causes trauma from underage sex. It's not actually consensual sex. It's (forced) rape and taboos from antipedos. You're the perpetrators here, when you try to guilt children into feeling ashamed over their sexlife. You're the ones who are traumatizing them. ...so maybe you should stop doing that.

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>>233386 Yeah I'm aware of the Rind research. Sure, if you are a mature 8yo boy who already masturbates and understands what sex is to a degree, and you have sex with a beautiful 15yo, you'll probably grow up seeing it as a positive experience, and maybe when you are older you'll think "wow that girl was messed up" but you won't be traumatized by the experience, maybe pissed off at best. But if you are a 8yo who doesn't really get sex, and some fat disgusting girl has sex with you, that will leave a permanent sour taste in your soul for the rest of your life, and will give you psychological issues for being taken advantage of. That guy in OP's webm is the equivalente of that fat disgusging girl. You can even see in the body language of the kid she is not drawn to him and is even distasteful of his presence, she doesn't even look him in the eyes - even at that young age she already recognizes him as a loser and unnatractive, who has none of the traits women like in men - a charming, good humored personality, good looks, someone who is respected amongst other men and has friends and is part of a social group. And a loser like that can easily have sex with a girl, and why that will never be allowed again, same as it is illegal to have sex with a pretty girl who has mental illness that makes her incapable of giving consent, in most cases that is considered sexual abuse as well. IF you are a pedo and you are only into children, I get that life must be horrible for you. My advice: instead of asking to have sex with kids which will never happen unless muslims conquer us all, ask for the right to buy child sex dolls. If all pedos buy them, that industry will grow much stronger and maybe they'll get so realistic it will be a fairly good replacement in a few years.

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>>233378 >they don't understand what intimacy and relationships are, and they don't grasp what becoming close to someone means. neither does and adult until they have a relationship

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>>233412 An adult doesn't need to have a relationship to understand sex and becoming close to someone else. The adult brain is capable of processing that whether you had the experience or not, same with everything else in this life. You don't need to have had a relationship to appreciate and understand a love movie because your body already reacts and processes the notion of love. A child does not process any of that.



Some footage from the upcoming sonic movie got leaked What do you think?


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It think that this movie is supposed to pander to a bunch of 40 year old virgins, who are 40 year old virgins exactly because of their autistic fascination with children's games. This movie is for mental retards, Sonic being their icon. I'm not saying that people who's into Sonichu deserve bad things to happen to them. I'm just saying that compared to Chrischan, I'm a normal person. ...so go enjoy your movie. I heard they fixed Sonic now. Good for you. I also heard there's a new Pokémon out, where they've just give up on colors for the undertitles and have just started throwing objects at them. You're a bunch of Japanese drones and you don't even care.

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>>233291 >Some footage from the upcoming sonic movie got leaked

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KEK I'm surprised they got Jaleel White to return for Sonic, but who knows what else he has going on.



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Well chums, it's finally happened. I managed to accidentally format my hard drive while I was in the process of formatting my backup disk. Lost my last 4 years of internet memories. Should I kill myself? I'm the guy with the unteralterbach phone for those who remember. The point of this thread is to post Masterchan OC and whatnot. I don't want to forget this place, my first ever home.


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>>233308 >That chimpanzee looks underage - it barely has any hair on it!

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>>233309 Actually, I've fucked a 16 year old who had about that amount of hair, but she was the town bicycle. Still, do you have anything to make us reasonably suspect that it's underage?

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>>233308 >modcuck

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>>233310 16 is not underage

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>>233313 To Ameritards, it is.



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How come there's no normie LARPing thread? Normies - the working class hero - the very foundation of society. They go to work every day - every single day, except for "weekends" when they get to relax. They work all day, for somebody else, except when they eat lunch, which they eat together with other "employees". They get paid for this, of course, like cheap whores. They might be married, and have kids, making fapping to porn, and even having sex with the woman right next to them, near impossible. Imagine what it would be like, living in such an existence, "earning money" from unfulfilling jobs, like in some idle game that goes on forever. In this thread we pretend that we're normies with dayjobs, doing meaningless things.


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I brushed my teeth today. Due to my weak gums, it was a bloodbath. I only brush my teeth about six times a year, and the discolorations and pain is pretty much constant, but TODAY I gosh darned brush them. ALL of 'em. ...I think. ...like a gosh darned normie. I could breathe on somebody right now, and they wouldn't catch some new oral disease and die puking.

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Yet another early morning, and I'm getting ready to show up for work at eight o' clock. I'm fairly good at keeping appointments, it turns out, but I need a few hours to get prepared. Need time to do things like get dressed and eat breakfast. It's pretty stressful. ...but then when I head out, I feel like I could pass for one of them. I bet they see me and think "That guy's got a job. That guy's got a future, despite being ugly as fuck." - at least the ones who hasn't heard the rumours. I know a guy who used to just go to the supermarket and just sit there on a bench all day, staring in front of him. He probably told his girlfriend that he was going to work, so that she wouldn't leave him. It's more common than you think. ...and as people pass me, I proudly whistle this tune to them, hoping to fool them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg TL;DR: I have infiltrated the normies. Now what?

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>probably try to poison them?

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Ate a chocolate bar for breakfast - pic related. Didn't eat the whole thing, though. #StayingHealthy It feels a bit weird to be wearing all the clothes. >>233186 But then who would pay my bills?

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Today I'm pretending that I'm working from home, and that I'm doing entries in a database. It's very exhausting. I used to have one of those fake apprentice jobs, where I just entered a bunch of entries as well, but I managed to really suck at that, to the point of them wondering why I was even there to begin with. I don't know how workers do it - the actual "working" thing. I'm about halfway through the list, and I don't even know if I'll bother finishing it. Computer games are more fun. ...and the internet, of course. Do normies even have the internet?



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this is next level asmr im melting https://www.freespeechtube.org/v/10td give her a like and follow


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>her It's nice but it's a reupload. I saw that on youtube in 2016 before It got deleted. Very likely it's not actually her.



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In what ways will drones change our lives? It is starting to get pretty uncanny https://youtu.be/seiUJa732ko >be anon shut in >take your drone to a rave >get to be around womyn and other people >you've become an normie it changes everything


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buy a dog fam

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>>233256 Put brain in drone cockpit >vat in the jar Can fly around FOREVER !! >or until batteries run out

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>put poo on drone >find chad >drop poo on chad >he will think it came from a bird



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Post your weight, in kilos or pounds, and I'll post a cagefighter, an action hero, or a pro wrestler, who weighs closest to your weight. (My list has 210 entries.)


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>>233217 95kg

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>>233220 Congratulations! You weigh as much as Batman does. According to the game Arkham Asylum, Batman weighs 210 pounds, or 95.3 kilos, without his armor. 210 pounds is also how much WWE pro wrestler Daniel Bryan weighs. Though he's retired now, due to head injuries, this vegan underdog used to be the fan favourite, his catchphrase being "Yes! Yes! Yes!". He was also an IC champion at one point.

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>>233222 Nice, I am masterrace as fuck also, 222 respect

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Let's talk about fullchan RIP in peace 8chan aka 8ch


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>>233206 this jim guy seems a little nutty

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So i dont get it, what is the link for 8kun Its switched up a lot, and at one time it was 8kun.us Or is it just down for maintenance

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>>233218 they keep killing the domain name 8chan may be rip forever

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Lol - nazi tears.



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source/moar on this girl Oh right, forgot where I am, I should specify: I am talking about the girl on the right, with the big boobies


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Her name is Spacemarine Thompson. She works as a clerk at 6th Street together with Earnest The Necrophile. Ask for Mike. They will tell you he's dead, but this isn't true. Knock three times and Spacemarine Thompson will open the door for you. Be prepared.

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>>233400 I wasn't prepared.



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What's your power level?


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I wish there was a way to see account age. My post count is weak, but I've been around since 2014.

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>>233005 I had the legacy name 'anonymous' but the password saved in my .txt is incorrect

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>>233209 a legend dies



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Today we scry in drink coasters. What can drink coasters tell you about their owner? I bought the depicted coasters yesterday. Am I still a fag, or have these coasters finally upgraded me to adulthood? Would women look at these coasters and start lubricating in anticipation? I want to know. Show's YOUR coasters?


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>>233210 I have a wooden coaster that is "sweating" and water is going under it, piece of shit. Your coasters are alright, rustic but nice. I want to buy something more traditional I think a good coaster is important to impress women because women like to know they have support



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I think the cat's out of the bag at this point: I'm completely retarded. I mean I'm probably not as retarded as they come, but I'm both mentally and physically retarded. You'll hear me coming a mile away, because of my audible screeching and blabbering. Yes, I fell on my head when I was a child. Maybe that did it. Of course I'm too retarded to notice it a lot of the time, so to me I'm just a normal person, until I actually think about it. I had a caregiver once, provided for free by the state, to help me with my household chores, but even they couldn't stand me. ...so are there any retard friends here? We can share stories about how embarrassingly retarded we are. There is no shame here - this is the internet. Am I really the king of all retards around here, or am I just second in command? Challenge me!


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>>>233146 He got a lunch date? ...with a mentor? What if *I* want a lunch date with a mentor? Imagine your own fucking "Don't kill anyone." life coach. Can I make demands? Can I go like "Well, I'm only planning to kill people because Molly won't fuck me hard with a Santa hat on. Can you make arrangements for that? It will make me very happy and non-murderous.". I assume he didn't have to pay for the lunch either. ...AND traffic to Enrive, you say? This is sounding like there's only good things that'll come to me if I start threatening to kill people. ...and you "made sure none of MC got out of hand"? ...on a freedom of speech site? Yeah, that does sound like a white knight. Did you get laid for that or what? No? That bitch! It's almost as if you did all that for her, whatever it was, and then you got cucked, and had to go spill your seed on the ground, after having betrayed those around you. That sounds like a bad end to me. (Cont.)

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The last time I threatened people with violence, they sentenced me to psychiatric care, but at that point I had had enough of idiotic shrinks, so I just didn't show up. I heard they were pretty mad about that. Submission before Iustitia is optional. You don't have to show up to court if you don't want to, for example. They COULD come and get you, if it's something that's gotten media attention, but basically they're a bunch of fat hippos who'd rather drive their squad cars on walkways, rather than walk anywhere, so nobody cares if you don't. ...but I don't have any plans to kill people. Why kill people when you can let them live and cause trouble for the REST of society? They are my little weapons: Gang rapists, murderers, et cetera... They will be instrumental to bringing Iustitia to her knees, you see. All I have to do, is stay clear of them. >Your post is (((glowing))) I heard 4chan is back now. It's all the memes that you could ever want, just waiting for more memes. What are you waiting for? You can never get enough memes. I hear they even have special meme color features over there. ...like your very own crayon box.

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Well, back to me being retarded: If it isn't the coffie, it's the cookies. Can't open a package of cookies without one of them rolling across the entire desk and falling behind it, it seems. I finally fished it out of there. No cookies for you, insects. You know, they used to make packages easy to open back in the day, with markings and directions. ...but apparently they have something against retards now, the fascists. ...or maybe I'm just of a whole class of retardation of my own.

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I pissed myself this morning. I was just sitting down in my chair, when I felt a little pee drizzle onto my thighs. Tried to wipe it with my hands before I considered to use toilet paper.



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Shrum here, abandoned masterchan several years ago, but now this place is the only one I can think of. Lost all my mara pics some time ago, any helpful chums that can share their collection?


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>>233368 At the time, there were a steady supply of pics of her. This was b4 this instagram explosion of cunny

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>>233368 Hey, you do know that Mara's Dad got us shutdown, and we were IP chan for a month, right? They got the mara board removed from 8chbtoo around the same time.

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>>233389 Tim is a chum now, so actually he won't let us ever be shutdown again

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>>233388 I so happen to need that steady supply of pics once again. All my download links and pastebins from 5 years ago are either down or deleted.



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Anyone else with a normie lifestyle outside from here? I interact with normalfags IRL in a daily basis since forever and they even like me. No sperging, no spagetthing. Little they know I find shitposting more interesting than socializing


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Have you seen THIS thread? https://enrive.org/b/thread/232042

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>>233178 this is no larping, we are talking about the real thing

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>>233179 Yes, and I think that thread has answered your question: There are no normies here, but we can always dream. :)



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so whats the deal with cp on this site? from what i've read only the site owner can delete images so couldnt people spam pizza while he sleeps? t.4cuck


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also why do i have a name do i need to register to become anonymous? at least the captcha is nice

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>>233392 If you report a post, that post disappears from view. >>233393 If you post without an account, you show as outlander. People with accounts show as anonymous. Making an account lets you gain benefits overtime, like, if you post for 5 days and have at least 20 posts, then you can skip the captcha, or report posts and whatever

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And if you use an account you can post through any IP. That is good if you ever want full anonymity. Then you can use TOR or a proxy for example and make a post, and even if the tor/proxy IP is banned (which is true for 4chan and even 8chan) you can still make a post with it

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so you have to post in the newfriend board first before you can use the account elsewhere this is pretty cool i've also noticed the catalog is disabled and that there's no sage field



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post post count Im old chum only have 819 posts though, havent been here in awhile, not since they torched the lolis


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>233333 get coming soon I bet it will be wonderful


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If I made a site, I'd censor any doubles. I'd number the posts "9, 10, 12, 13...". (I love censorship. Censorship and murdering people is the best. It makes bad people I don't like, go away. I don't like things that I don't like. Is that so wrong?) You're going to be waiting a long time, though, unless you start spamming shit. Nobody uses /b/ anymore. Everyone's at /p/ now.

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It couldn't have been more disappointing

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>>233338 So disappointing that both that post, and the comment calling the poster retarded for spamming (and then deleting) the four posts leading up to it, was removed. We're serving green tea over at /p/, if you want.

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Oh, I get it now: The posting was made over at https://enrive.org/b/thread/218688 and not here. It seems the faggot has an entire thread just dedicated to his autism. I've never seen anything more autistic than this: The guy actually collects trips.