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Was on vacations taking a break, but now I'm back. Before messing with more code, I want to fix the mobile layout (the content is displayed at only half of the screen size), and also give some basic board filtering and board discovery features to the front page. I am awful at CSS, so if anyone can pinpoint the solution by looking at the CSS+markup let me know.


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>>25912 He's a jew, though. If we mess with him, the JIDF will have our asses, goyim.


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permanently banned from 4chan for advertising us How do we make others know we exist?


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>>233517 >if we don't grow we die My dad grew up, and then he died. I don't think it's safe.

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All of you need to stop posting here and go back to 4chan tbh. Everyone that used to post here stopped posting new threads when yall started shitting up the place. It's become apparent that was your goal.

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>>233578 ..., says the shitposter.

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>>233578 That is right, go back to 4chan guys :^), we don't want enrive getting more popular. Everyone should stay on 4chan where mods can control what topics get popular and what topics get banned so the elite continues ruling the world

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>>233580 I thought everyone was banned from 4chan already. What sort of a faggot do you have to be, to not be banned from 4chan?



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Ask somebody who's taken so many notropic drugs that he's become near godlike, anything. The circles are closing on me! (...and no, I did not kill myself.)


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>>233570 what are notropic drugs ?

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>>233571 >Nootropics, or "smart drugs," are a class of substances that can boost brain performance It is a myth, those do not exist yet, other than in Flowers for Algernon,Limitless and Lawnmower man. OP is a larper

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>>233572 I took some braind drugs once actually, they were pretty usefull, they keep you in focus and stop fatigue kind of like caffine but without the adhd feeling.

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>>233572 Yes, I'm snorting unicorn dust and injecting gallons of minotaur semen into my bum, and the results are amazing: I can see the future. I have evolved beyond human limitations. I have transcended partially into a new reality, that I can sense if I really focus. The is a world out there, beyond the fear and the shame, and all the other shackles of the human condition. Most humans just see their own interpretation of reality, but with enough minotaur semen up your bum-bum, you can see it all clearly.



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Puzzle time chums! How many people are in this photo?


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>>223024 This is the most interesting thread here in months.

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>>223172 >most interesting thread That's the depressing part.

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can anyone make out the tattoo ?

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Teen



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First they came for the demonic pedophiles, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a pedophile. Then they just said "Fuck it." and came for all the OTHER demons, and all the pedophiles were like "Looooool.". >Christian >Free Speech Advocate Pick one. #ChristianLies


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>>233432 I know that you think you look cool, posting frogs and all, but to sane people, the argument to "separate people into places" is pretty autistic - fucking sorting the world according to color, so it's all nice and colorcoded, or else you'll cry about how much it hurts your autism. You are truly the untermensch.

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>we're going to eat them with our assholes as part of a gay orgy. Don't use condoms, that's homophobic and is the leading cause of aids stigma.

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>>233436 I love how banking and the 1% is connected to pornography, because when I think of banks, I think of all the orgies held there by the 1%. ...but don't forget: The jews are actually controlled by an Über-jew: Kermit the Rotschild. Armed with muscular cyberarms, he will fling his ten wives at you for 3d6 damage each. Your beliefs are fucking worse than Chris-chan's. This is why we have to chip the peasantry with mind control devices, to turn them into obedient little drones: They'll become more rational and productive that way.

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>>233437 Soon.

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There is a true free speech argument that could be made within the framework of Christianity. One shouldn't force their will on others, because free will is God given. Persuade all you want, but imposing your will on someone just because they won't follow God's rules isn't fitting with Jesus' example or God's will. Most Christians don't go by this philosophy these days because they are taught to fear anything that might lead to sin.



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Has anyone ever been close to or has been caught in the act of getting of before? In public or private? I've jacked off in public a few times but I made sure the few people around could not see or hear me. But never completely out in the open. >inb4 old article--still relevant though https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/4wb4m9/blackburn-man-does-five-lines-of-cocaine-has-a-forty-minute-wank-in-a-beer-garden-is-arrested-303


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>>226035 >>226037 >>226038 Did you even bother to read the whole thread before making it painfully obvious you have some sort of mental retardation?

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>>226035 Which board you talking about?

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>>225978 >uses 4cuck meme to oust supposed 4cuckery Hypocrite much? At least I'm making the effort to create a thread here and there unlike most of the users here... >>226024 Doesn't bother me any. Again, all I care about is spurring activity on the site.

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>>225674 When I was 10 I jacked off under my desk in school

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Hello. And Bye.



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How come there's no normie LARPing thread? Normies - the working class hero - the very foundation of society. They go to work every day - every single day, except for "weekends" when they get to relax. They work all day, for somebody else, except when they eat lunch, which they eat together with other "employees". They get paid for this, of course, like cheap whores. They might be married, and have kids, making fapping to porn, and even having sex with the woman right next to them, near impossible. Imagine what it would be like, living in such an existence, "earning money" from unfulfilling jobs, like in some idle game that goes on forever. In this thread we pretend that we're normies with dayjobs, doing meaningless things.


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Yet another early morning, and I'm getting ready to show up for work at eight o' clock. I'm fairly good at keeping appointments, it turns out, but I need a few hours to get prepared. Need time to do things like get dressed and eat breakfast. It's pretty stressful. ...but then when I head out, I feel like I could pass for one of them. I bet they see me and think "That guy's got a job. That guy's got a future, despite being ugly as fuck." - at least the ones who hasn't heard the rumours. I know a guy who used to just go to the supermarket and just sit there on a bench all day, staring in front of him. He probably told his girlfriend that he was going to work, so that she wouldn't leave him. It's more common than you think. ...and as people pass me, I proudly whistle this tune to them, hoping to fool them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg TL;DR: I have infiltrated the normies. Now what?

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>probably try to poison them?

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Ate a chocolate bar for breakfast - pic related. Didn't eat the whole thing, though. #StayingHealthy It feels a bit weird to be wearing all the clothes. >>233186 But then who would pay my bills?

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Today I'm pretending that I'm working from home, and that I'm doing entries in a database. It's very exhausting. I used to have one of those fake apprentice jobs, where I just entered a bunch of entries as well, but I managed to really suck at that, to the point of them wondering why I was even there to begin with. I don't know how workers do it - the actual "working" thing. I'm about halfway through the list, and I don't even know if I'll bother finishing it. Computer games are more fun. ...and the internet, of course. Do normies even have the internet?

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How to be a normie - 24 hour walkthrough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOBc7k5iQSo



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Post yfw mods can't delete anything you say


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>>233498

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: DDDDD

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Is he a Mario Sue character?


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speedrun mario is sue

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don't fuck yourself, skippy.



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Well chums, it's finally happened. I managed to accidentally format my hard drive while I was in the process of formatting my backup disk. Lost my last 4 years of internet memories. Should I kill myself? I'm the guy with the unteralterbach phone for those who remember. The point of this thread is to post Masterchan OC and whatnot. I don't want to forget this place, my first ever home.


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>>233450 please only post yourself AFTER shaving your armpits thanks

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>>233314 not really

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Fairness would require people watching videos with murder to be charged as complicit, since that is what they do to pedos.



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>233333 get coming soon I bet it will be wonderful


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It couldn't have been more disappointing

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>>233338 So disappointing that both that post, and the comment calling the poster retarded for spamming (and then deleting) the four posts leading up to it, was removed. We're serving green tea over at /p/, if you want.

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Oh, I get it now: The posting was made over at https://enrive.org/b/thread/218688 and not here. It seems the faggot has an entire thread just dedicated to his autism. I've never seen anything more autistic than this: The guy actually collects trips.

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>>233367 It's a little interesting in itself, not the spamming to get it, but the fact that they feel the desire to collect them.



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I was just banned from FreeSpeechTube. I didn't time it, but it must have taken at the most an hour from the creation of my account, and exactly one single post, simply declaring that I wasn't like them. That was it. I can't make another account either, so that was that. "Free speech", everyone. Free speech for pedos who toe a special kind of line, as defined by Norbert's personal faggotry. I'm starting to get sick of people claiming to be free speech advocates, while actually just waviing that flag to excuse their own personal agendas. Gab was like that too, but Torba's nazi-christian faggotry you could see coming a mile away. THIS nazi-christian faggotry caught me by surprise. It took just one single introduction post to get banned. That's actually a record. I think Amos was right to leave that site. ...or maybe he was banned - who knows? ...so what you see on that site, know that pedos are not like that. What you see there is a special kind of distilled breed a la Norbert, of only the finest and most approved behavior.


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>>233464 >Kek We dont say that here newchum.

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>>233514 That's because of people flooding the site with YouTube videos of little girls dancing. A better system would be to not show all recently uploaded videos on the front page, but I understand it.

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>>233522 If you can't stand even 5-10 thumbs of little girls dancing, on a site containing mostly pedos, then your soul is weak. That's not even close to a flood. The real reason is that Norbert is a faggot, and that all that he allows on his site are fellow faggots, at least outwardly. Now that he's set up a member wall, things will may start to rot on the inside, and they will at the same time start to eat themselves. I'd check their forums for updates, but I've stopped caring. If I want another site, where my opinions matter less, I'll just go to slowpoke-chan. They no longer check for HTTP referrers now, so I can finally post again. It's just that the speed is attrocious, probably because of some long rerouting via NSA servers.

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>>233523 Norbert is not gay. I went to his personal website and he said in a document "I am primarily ­- but not exclusively - attracted to prepubescent girls"

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>>233516 >>233516 hes right you know, old chum confirmed,



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Is anyone else here fascinated by pooping? I feel great when I've pooped a lot. I can create really big brown snakes, and then it feels like I've accomplished something - like I'm a butterfly that has just left its chrysalis. I think my feces must weigh maybe a whole kilo. I wish I was a superhero who could just save the world by swooping down and leaving a looong brown snake across the problem, so that everybody could recognize how big my poop is. It is a weird feeling. Now I can move on to eating, which is my most favourite thing in the whole world. Don't eat poop, though. - Poopie Girl


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The thing with focusing so much on clenching your anus, and trying to manage the traffic down there all day long, is that you sort of become your anus. Your nervous system kind of adapts and reroutes, until you're constantly acutely aware of your anus with heightened senses, which means that you feel like you're your anus, which is indistinguishable from being my anus. ...and so I live inside my butthole now. I have become the anus. This is my superpower. I am Anus Girl. I traffic the poop.

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As Anus Girl, I think I should acknowledge my boyfriend Mr. Poop. He's big, long and brown, and I've been living with him for all my life, so it's about time that I made it official. Sometimes he penetrates me and it feels good, and so we have sex when I poop I guess. I think I can make this existence work. Just me and my boyfriend, living in my anal home. It might seem a little crazy, but I like it.

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Exploring for a bit, I've figured out that I can move/clench my sphincter using 6-8 muscles. First there's the two outer buttocks muscles. Those are like the final measures against escapees. If you clasp the buttocks together, you're basically just making a messy smear. Then you have the back buttocks muscles, clenching the back of the sphincter. They feel pretty good to clench on and off, actually. Then you have the front sphincter muscles in your taint, that together with the former two muscles are the main four clenchers. ...and then I think you have the labia muscles that I think might apply some kind of pressure as well, but I'm not sure. It's hard to tell them apart from the front clenchers just below them. I want to play around with my new home so much, but that'll have to wait 'til tomorrow at least, because I have to sleep now. I wish I could decorate the inside of my anus with potted plants and stuff, and make it real cozy, so that I could invite friends over or something. First I'd guide them up to the path between my buttocks, and then I'll open up my backdoor and give them a firm hug on the way in, and then they'll be able to hang out with me inside and have fun. ...unless my boyfriend is home, of course. He's the jealous type - he'll just push them all out sooner or later, because he wants me all for himself - teehee!

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Poopie news! =D That's right: I made a poopie, in my pants. =) It wasn't much, but it was in public, so it counts. :D I wish I had a camera so that I could take a picture of the skidmark for you. There was a tiny little unsmeared bit left in the middle of the skidmark too. It probably came out when I farted, because it felt like something came lose, but I didn't bother checking until I went home. Now I've wiped it and rinsed it, and so hopefully I'm sitting on a clean bum right now. Poopie news with Poopie Girl, signing off! =D

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you should video tape every time you poop and make a website where you sell videos of it. I would buy them



Some footage from the upcoming sonic movie got leaked What do you think?


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It think that this movie is supposed to pander to a bunch of 40 year old virgins, who are 40 year old virgins exactly because of their autistic fascination with children's games. This movie is for mental retards, Sonic being their icon. I'm not saying that people who's into Sonichu deserve bad things to happen to them. I'm just saying that compared to Chrischan, I'm a normal person. ...so go enjoy your movie. I heard they fixed Sonic now. Good for you. I also heard there's a new Pokémon out, where they've just give up on colors for the undertitles and have just started throwing objects at them. You're a bunch of Japanese drones and you don't even care.

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>>233291 >Some footage from the upcoming sonic movie got leaked

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KEK I'm surprised they got Jaleel White to return for Sonic, but who knows what else he has going on.



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What the fuck is "enrive"? Anyway, I remember seeing cum tribute pictures/videos from this guy (pic related) back in masterchan. Any chum might perhaps still have the content he's done to little girls? Like, Kristina Pimenova and other young girls. He goes by the name of dicknukem86. If you don't have him but have another guy, feel free to upload as well.


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above, the pics show the dude has a bent dick. this is a sign of a bad circumcision at birth, skin pulled too tight on one side

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In what ways will drones change our lives? It is starting to get pretty uncanny https://youtu.be/seiUJa732ko >be anon shut in >take your drone to a rave >get to be around womyn and other people >you've become an normie it changes everything


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buy a dog fam

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>>233256 Put brain in drone cockpit >vat in the jar Can fly around FOREVER !! >or until batteries run out

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>put poo on drone >find chad >drop poo on chad >he will think it came from a bird



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Bonjour from FrChan! https://fch.bet/int/


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you ever had constipation and when you finally take a shit , ... it feels like a turd as 'big-around' as your wrist? but then you look in the bowl and its...normal sized


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That's what happens when you hold it in at the end: It comes out sideways. As a grandmaster shrine maiden pedophile, I have transcended constipation. Lesser pedophiles have to make do with prescribed laxatives, though. There are some that are relatively harmless. Learn the anchient ways of the sacred pedophiles. They have mastered sanity.

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i seldom EVER have constipation. my shit is most often very much like'ice-cream , but when i do get backed up it can be a 'pain' for the sixteen hours then it comes out rock hard, , like a cannon-shot...but its normal size . ...looking down on it, sitting in the water...it hardly seems worth all the trouble... its quite a let down . sometime, after the 'cannon-shot "plug" lump of shit explodes out, right behind it is the ice-cream shit I'm used to... and then a good amount of pure liquid shouts out after this. it all comes out of my ass hole in about 1.7 seconds Its unsettling to say the least. i can post pics , if anyone likes



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Why have you not accepted the Lord and Saviour OpenBSD onto your Boot SSD, Anon?


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Because I'm busy.

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>>233548 take me from behind jeesus