Daa dadadadaaa, daaa daaa daaa... Daa dadadadaaa, NIGGERMAN! Watch out: Niggerman is here to rape your women and steal your bikes. I don't even care anymore: If you want to turn me racist, you got it, Hollywood. Mission accomplished. This is some Blazing Saddles bullshit and you know it. This is just pure blackface. This is Niggerman. Not going to watch this movie - I'm just going to make up the plot in my head. Brightburn now has a cousin: Niggerman, from the planet Negron. His kryptonite is books. Fuck you.
>>803 Why do people have such a fetish for forced diversity? Anyway, I recommend you watch meteor man, 10/10 movie
>>804 I think it's really strange as well. Everyone thinks it looks ridiculous, nobody's watching most of these movies, the sales figures are awful, but still they keep pushing blackface. I'm thinking those diversity hires have planted a bunch of black racists in these companies, but even so, it's such obvious destructive bullshit that there also has to be a lack of sanity going on. This SJW crap goes on at Warner Bros, at Roll20, at MIT, everywhere, and nobody even thinks it's a bad idea. Is it a fear of protests, or what? Why don't they just install high pressure water cannons? Oh, that's right: "Human rights" and shit. See, this is what happens if you give the commonfolk rights: They rise up.
Fuq You Racist Hater Beoches!!!
They say that Green Arrow is the most useless superhero in Marvel Avengers, but Black Widow has to be the runner up. She has no superpowers that I know of. She's just some female James Bond, in a universe where there's no spying to even do. I'm an adult - I don't watch or read Marvel, or most movies for that matter - but I don't get what the deal is. Is this going to be yet another woke movie about female superiority? What's the appeal here? Haven't you watched a spy movie in your life? They have about 30 bond movies at this point - did you watch any of those? 30 Bond movies is basically 20 too many. ...but then again, there's HORRIBLE genres nowadays, of car movies and Transformers and shit, that just keeps making sequels. Anyway, WTF? This woman is a literal nobody. What's the deal?
>>807 Even captain america is useless, he is too weak. I don't get marvel and stopped watching the movies after 2 or 3
>>810 Well, I actually like Captain America somewhat, but you got to think of him the right way: He's not supposed to be a man - he's supposed to be a symbol; a paragon champion for America and americanism. ...so he's like Domino and her luck: He's protected and powered by the writers to fill a patriotic desire on a meta level. He's destined to do great American-defending things. ...but if that'd be the case with Black Widow, that she's just the patron saint of spies, she'd just be another superspy in an ocean of superspies. She's nothing special.
>>807 who the fuck is even aware that black widow is a standalne movie coming out? comon dude it's about as relevant as captine marvle
>>808 this was a bad movie btw, TLJ was way better
so... the dark tower movie is retarded in EVERY fucking way. dont pay for it , dont watch it , boycott that shit. The guys name WAS Roland... and there was a tower... but other then that this stupid shit got NOTHING to do with the dark tower story
>>624 Why cant Idris Elba get in any good roles anymore
>>680 bcuz he aint gunna be bond no more
REVIEWS FOR 'IT' clowns can be both scary and funny, but mostly scary. Personally, I’ve never found one remotely funny. The makeup with funny paint and red nose may look hilarious, but if you look closely… frightening. It, the novel, is considered by a lot of Stephen King fans as his scariest story, and that is saying something. To understand the premise of It, imagine Stranger Things with slightly older kids and an infinitely more powerful monster. Calling themselves the Loser’s Club, the group led by Bill Denbrough have to face bullies in school, and we all know bullies can be nasty. But no bully can be compared to It, a being which appears in the form of a clown called Pennywise, but is not really a clown. It is actually an entity that existed before our universe and came from a different reality. It has been adapted before as a television miniseries in the 1990s and was received well. But take it from somebody who has read it – translating the horror factor of the novel faithfully to the screen is nigh impossible. But one can try. It also called It: Part 1 – The Losers’ Club, is the first part of the planned duology, and if the first trailer is something to go by, it is going to be downright scary. So yeah trailer is good, but it is a capital mistake to judge a film by its trailer. But what about those who have actually seen it? Well, a bunch of critics got the chance to watch this film before its release, and the good news is all that of them agree that It is a very good horror film and also an excellent adaptation of the novel
i never liked any of the Beverly marsh's , not the right kindda geeky this latest red head is ...OK...meh
Wahhabism declares movies to be haram, and I agree to a large part: This "entertainment" thing that the West has going on, is harmful to human life. It's nothing but seating people in chairs and hypnotizing them to waste hours of their lives, and then further waste hours of their lives with them obsessing about these movies. Movies, games, music... It's all inherently dangerous. There are some exceptions, like instructional videos, et cetera, put the "entertainment industry" is in dire need of regulation when it creates things like shut-ins. Us pedophiles suffer a lot from shut-in syndrome, and the solution is simple: Stay away from entertainment! It's like virtual drugs, and it will just distract you from life and make your mind weak. Go to the gym!
Just finished watching Sadako - the 2019 reboot of Ringu (which is the Japanese The Ring). Looking back, the Ringu series was inferior to The Ring, so I didn't expect much, and nothing much happened either. I'm really bored of this movie series. What made The Ring great, was the blurring of video footage and real life, which presented a sort of existential dread where it felt like even real life wasn't real enough. I hear that this is further adressed in the books, where Sadako is described as a sort of Matrix virus. ...but without this, Samara/Sadako is just an undead in a dress, and can do little more than advance toward you and grab you, and "for some reason" turn you insane and dead. I wanted more like the first The Ring, and I realize now that I will never get that. It's over. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC784h-bwV4
>>798 are you saying the american remake of ringu was good?
>>799 By far the only good movie in the entire series, and I've watched them all. It features a superior style, a superior twist, and a superior theme. ...but what I would have liked to see, is The Ring Two focusing more on the relativity of reality, rather than "Oh no! Ghosts! Children!", because it was the The Matrix approach that was scary. The Ring Two is still the second best movie in the series, though, since it still has that otherworldly art style. The Japanese are just weird when it comes to ghosts - they see a girl in a sheet and they just go absolutely bananas. ...and no matter how much I've read on the subject of "yurei", I've never understood that. Get a grip!
>>800 ok I was just checking if you're retarded, probably the same guy who did that joker thread. I imagine you are just trying to get a rise out of people but whatever man :/ like I said before best to go to a more active site.
>>801 So instead of just writing trolly garbage, have you tried having your own opinion for once? ...like revealing what YOUR favourite Ringu movie is, and why? ...or aren't you old enough to form opinions yet? Is this all that you can do yet?
Joker sucked. I mean sure, it was fairly decent, but by no way does it deserve to be the highest grossing movie. All this movie is, is a "sympathy for the devil" movie. It's just one sob story after the other, to justify why somebody is going around killing people. ...and it's not that I think that it's a poor excuse. It's just that it's such simple writing, and it's been written many times over to excuse countless badguys, while other writers have made more complex efforts of portraying the Joker. ...and what pisses me off the most is that if this is the type of origin story that we're going with, then The Joker loses all meaning. Back in my day The Joker was a psychopath - plain and simple. He was just born evil, as many real criminals are, and as such he has his own psychopathic comedy. ...and the challenge that he presented to Batman, was that he was evil, incurable, and would escape time and time again, which made him a test of Batman's pacifism and patience. The Joker had no redeeming qualities, and THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE JOKER. You can made The Joker real and gritty, without making him a tragic figure, but somehow everyone's too much of a PUSSY to do that. ...and this movie had little else than sob-stories going for it. The slow dancing was especially void of meaning - like something straight out of Twin Peaks. 2 / 5
>>789 give me a film you thought was good?
>>787 It seems like you've read like 2-3 batman comics involving the joker. ngl your understanding of his character is pretty warped
>Jeesus some actual spastics in this thread Welcome to Enrive - home of the spastics. Embrace the retardation. >give me a film you thought was good? Well, since we're going with a Joker theme, Falling Down (1993) was good, and the remake of The Shining (1997). They both feature a tragic villain, in a much better expressed way. >It seems like you've read like 2-3 batman comics involving the joker. ngl your understanding of his character is pretty warped Fine: Batman is ruined then. You happy? From now on Batman will just be a guy who goes after victims who fight the system that betrayed them. He'll be a sort of Judge Dredd, but in a bat suit. ...and there are no psychopaths in Gotham . no truly evil people, because evil doesn't exist, don't be silly. There are no gang rapists or hobo murderers - just downtrodden people who rises up, you fucking SJW. All people are just good, until the system turns people evil, and Batman is actually the real villain in your clever, clever hot take. I don't care if Batman is ruined, so you can have him. Tear him to shreads with your SJW bullshit. Make Harley Quinn an antihero feminist for all I care. Poor Harley Quinn: An angel who donated to the poor until she was raped by Batman so bad that she turned evil.
>>795 yup you're just trolling :/ was a decent bait tbh, about 5/10 but I suggest going to more active site like reddit if you want to trigger more people
>>796 >you're just trolling I'll tell you who's trolling: Todd Phillips is trolling.
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Gonna review the 2016 movie Morgan. Spoiler warning. I've already watched this movie, two years prior to this movie. Back then it was called Ex Machina and it was a much, much better movie. The story of this movie is just a sloppy mess. It features a research branch with no professionalism in it, developing something slow and useless, and every piece of dialogue is made to be as ambiguous and "mysterious" as possible, just to hook your attention along, and in the end there's just no resolve: Was Morgan good or bad? Nobody knows. All that we know is that she could cry a lot. For all we know, she was just human, which is no surprise, since we're shown that she is half human form the beginning. There's just nothing going on here. ...and nobody can handle a firearm in this movie. They always want to use their guns at point blank, and they spill ammo all over the floor. I've come to expect this sort of emotional meltdown from Ridley Scott's works, and apparently his son is the same. ...so to sum it up, Morgan was Ex Machina without anything being clever. The ending twist was predictable as well, so it wasn't clever either. It was just another insult to rationality. 2 out of 5.
>>783 is it so bad that its funny or just straight out boring?
>>784 It's a "Get to the point!" kind of movie: It sets up a premise - Is Morgan good or bad? - and then it just meanders around narrowingly avoiding that premise, and ultimately never resolves it. It's an irrational, emotional movie. If you like that sort of tone, then I guess watching people behaving like absolute morons and lunatics, could be exciting to you.
Has anybody seen this movie? Is it any good? https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/chef_2014
is it deliverance?
actually - i don't think there was a boy in it - except for the violin playing idiot boy.
or was it guitar?
>>317 good movie fun . but some weird hollywood subversive boy love shit in it.
Has anyone seen Blade Runner 2049? How does it compare to the original or Villeneuves other work?
>>718 my wife and i wish we could un-see it.
>>736 Holy crap, why? Was it so bad? I haven't seen it yet, could you tell why you didn't like it without spoilers?
>>729 >hurr durr what does it mean to be a human etc etc This post upset me but I am unable to argue why its important
>>718 I thought it was pretty cringey and tedious. The plot didn't have the same stakes or impact as the original. They're both action movies, but in the original, you feel like Dickard is in genuine danger, because he actually fucking is. In the sequel, Gosling, the man with one expression, is pretty much a superhero who is "nigh invulnerable", which is much less suspenseful and as a result, much less interesting. . . . I dunno, pretty much everything was better about the original, like the villain, and the philosophy, etc. I mean, the movie was never really supposed to have a sequel to begin with, with how ambiguous the ending is. It's supposed to be a question with no answer.
>>754 yup, everything stated here. also, it has the usual hollyjew trope with, suprise! womyn are the savior, not you! at the end. it's the sequel that no one asked for and no one got.
Lets face it. Every genre film of the past and present will be remade, re-imagined or rebooted. Its a simple and sometimes cheap method to reintroduce a classic franchise to a new generation and remakes are the most rampant in the horror genre. Now don’t get me wrong, there have been some stellar remakes that have gone on to become classics of their own. Fright Night I thought was fun, Dawn of the Dead I loved and John Carpenter’s The Thing will always be a horror classic. What makes remakes like those standout, is the fact that they had something outstanding to offer and helped to elevate the genre.
>>778 so what...?
its just hard to 'buy' Aubrey plaza as a real mom
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I actually got bored enough to watch Child's Play 2019 yesterday. I've avoided the original, since the concept of a slasher movie and a talking doll, seemed puerile, especially with the sequels where he apparently gets married to another doll. This movie was equally puerile: The story looks like it's been written by a teenager, and the gore-presented-as-comedy is there to entertain the psychopaths. I thought, in my bored desperation, that we'd get a mature movie about dolls powered by an AI that's smart, but Chucky is braindamaged, and so are all the adults as well, so all we get is psycho-kid's entertainment. This is a movie that you should keep your children AWAY from when you're not making love to them, or they'll turn out wrong in the head. Looking at Rotten Tomatoes, it didn't like this movie either. Many say that the original is better, but I call bullshit. 1/5
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In response to the chum on https://ccluster.com/global/thread/21841#22117 I did not make post >>503 on this thread. In fact I asked why it was made but the account I made that question on (ice) was nuked so that's why you don't see that post anymore. Just wanted to clear things up since gadette locked it before I could respond back.
what *are* those? leeches?
Supposed to purify the blood - medieval remedy
recently watched films and my opinion: Elephant 2003: good film a bit slow but I don't mind that, more of a recount to be fair black mass: probably not bad stopped an hour in, as I've seen too many films with such a similar storyline the matrix: always a good watch, still don't understand half the shit they talk about, those films were very unclear in their explanations Air Doll 2009: I watched this because I have a crush on Bae doona, fairly shittiny film tho Tunnel 2016: same reason as above but this film is actually pretty good, not sure if based on real world event :/ steve jobs 2015: would recommend to watch, gives an accurate representation of steve jobs and is well acted/filmed
watching the kiler tomatoes movies. really fun. dumb as fuck. im on the second one right now. ill probably finish all 4 by morning.
>>338 I couldn't like elephant much. Elephant man is 100/10 though
>>338 Really funny
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/la_la_land It is getting VERY good scores. I must admit I have a tiny crush on Emma and Goose is who I envision I look like in my dreams (just a bit taller). The only problem is it doesn't play in my normal theater I go to so I'd have to travel quite a bit by bus or something. >Has anyone seen it? >Is it good? >Does it being a musical hurt or help the movie? >Any catchy music? For reference I enjoy the fuck out of the Grease series (showing my age. you young kids probably don't even know about the man - Pussy slayer Travolta) and Les Mis and most other musicals. Like Sweeney Todd Annie Shit like that
Hey guys, i really need your help. i'm looking for a movie where a girl is writing in a diary in the bus and then everyone die by a mysterious cut but she dont. i think is from japan or korea.Pleaase Guys!!! [pic unrelated]
>>215 Its Tag 2015 by Sion Sono
>>766 this fucking website... i just replied to a thread from 3 years ago
>>767 rebirth imminent tho
>>767 >being this autistic
the reviews are all GLOWING, 9.5 ratings and such. The new Pennywsie is 'posed to be better then Tim Curry... and he was awesome. must see in the theater , IMO. , its worth chancing 9 bucks but they have taken out the Ritual of Chud AND [more important], the sewer gang-bang scene , these two decisions were stupid, but not deal breakers [Breakers' not used as a pun]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=91&v=5cxkq5QiRuM must watch, MUST
>>693 Nice reference
>>693 i was wrong to worry, the reviews from reg' people are off the chart ...as bad as gunslinger was said to be... times that by 4, and make it positive people left with PTSD, and loved it
[Breakers' not used as a pun] what
Please tell me this is old news and I'm just late to the party
>>218 >high quality >2gb KEK
>>386 you're a bit fucken late mate
>>386 V: 5/5 A:5/5